The Mesut Özil Thread

[OneBardGooner]

ps: It still Scans and Rhymes!


so there!

[DB10GOONER]

So basically you're saying that your having gone cottaging outside the E*****es and paying someone to film it is my fault!?

jeeeez that's weird even for a ewokinated dwarfage underling of a goat cock munching guitar shredder like yourself!

ps: HashKads is selling HD copies for £10 P&P extra

It seems your grasp of English is not the best, my little friend. So I ran it through Google Translate (yes, amazingly they do Ewok!) and it came back with;

"Backy bok! Bocky wak wak. Acky acky wankobanko giblets."

Hope this helps.

[piresistible]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... adium.html

[nexum5me]

to the tune of the flintstones:

ozil!
mesut ozil!
he's a superstar from ger-ma-ny
sold to, us from ma-drid
after they had bought a chim-pan-zee!


(i stole this off twitter)

[GranadaJoe]

A) I'm not sure it scans, and
B) No song for one of our (soon to be) heroes should have reference to a Scum players, past or present.

[slevinlacey]

Mesut Ozil, Mesut Ozil,
P^ssing on the scum Mesut Ozil,
Mesut Ozil, Mesut Ozil, Pissing on the scum Mesut Ozil,
This German is insane
And he thinks the scum are sh*te
You play for the Arsenal now
Put on that shirt in red and whiteeeee
Mesut Ozil oooo oooo Mesut Ozil ooo ooo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz__XEDVXTM to this: An original chant. Limited song book needs to be expanded. Hopefully we don't have to resort to ripping off the David Moyes chant!

[g88ner]

Mesut Ozil, Mesut Ozil,
P^ssing on the scum Mesut Ozil,
Mesut Ozil, Mesut Ozil, Pissing on the scum Mesut Ozil,
This German is insane
And he thinks the scum are sh*te
You play for the Arsenal now
Put on that shirt in red and whiteeeee
Mesut Ozil oooo oooo Mesut Ozil ooo ooo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz__XEDVXTM to this: An original chant. Limited song book needs to be expanded. Hopefully we don't have to resort to ripping off the David Moyes chant!

I really don't like the lyrics one bit

Why is he pissing on the scum? - has he run rings round them before for someone else or is he just into watersports? - I just don't get the lyrics.

[OneBardGooner]

So basically you're saying that your having gone cottaging outside the E*****es and paying someone to film it is my fault!?

jeeeez that's weird even for a ewokinated dwarfage underling of a goat cock munching guitar shredder like yourself!

ps: HashKads is selling HD copies for £10 P&P extra

It seems your grasp of English is not the best, my little friend. So I ran it through Google Translate (yes, amazingly they do Ewok!) and it came back with;

"Backy bok! Bocky wak wak. Acky acky wankobanko giblets."

Hope this helps.

funny, coz I ran that through the google translator and it said

"DB10 is a short stop gimp who plays a one string banjo" I then ran it through the google translator for Culchie and it said more or less the same except it also included "DB10 is a short stop gimp who plays a one string banjo who wanks off over pictures of goats and arsene wenger"

[1989]

How about this:

Supaaa, super Mes, supaa, super Mes, supaaa, super Mes, super Mesut Özil.


Nice and imaginative.

[QuartzGooner]

Found this effort online.
Ghastly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDZNxO1NrF4

[GranadaJoe]

"O-zil to/at/for the ars-enal" has got to be best offering so far. Redolent of great players, great nights (Copenhagen) and easy tune.

[I Hate Hleb]

As (I believe) the first suggester of the 'O-zil to the Arsenal' chant , I think 'O-zil plays for Arsenal' might be even better to use with that melody.

[TurnipMasher]

Found this effort online.
Ghastly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDZNxO1NrF4

I clicked the link. Wish I hadn't

That guy needs to be strung up by the nads for that atrocity.

[StuartL]

Found this effort online.
Ghastly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDZNxO1NrF4

I clicked the link. Wish I hadn't

That guy needs to be strung up by the nads for that atrocity.

Bit harsh, I enjoy reading Quartz's thoughts on all things Arsenal

[GranadaJoe]

As (I believe) the first suggester of the 'O-zil to the Arsenal' chant , I think 'O-zil plays for Arsenal' might be even better to use with that melody.

Is it not just a bit obvious? Given that he signed for us, and is running around, playing for Arsenal, in an Arsenal shirt, with OZIL on the back. Stick with your original idea.