As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
Herd wrote:Could that be the same Nicky B who declared himself unfit with a mysterious ailment in March this year , so as not to go as part of an Arsenal Champions League Squad visiting those perennial European also rans Bayern Munich .
Keen to be healed he flew to Copenhagen to seek an urgent Holistic medical remedy which required him to drink gallons of ale before smearing his genitalia on a taxi whilst issuing traditional Nordic war cries to a bemused Taxi driver .
His dedication knows no bounds !
Ah yes... the SPUDMASHER cure. Spuddy leaves a big old dirty snail trail wherever he drags his vagina.
Coming as I do from Old Nordic stock i feel soothed and liberated, walking naked in the woods after smearing myself with bear grease and sitting on a termites nest !
I can only think that more modern Urban Norsemen like NB have had to adapt the old ways to fit their environment.
When Bendy finally shuffles off this mortal coil his greatest achievement will be that otherwise generally intelligent people have spent 120 pages of their finite lives talking about him.
GranadaJoe wrote:When Bendy finally shuffles off this mortal coil his greatest achievement will be that otherwise generally intelligent people have spent 120 pages of their finite lives talking about him.
Whenever I see this thread bumped to the top of the board my heart leaps with joy as there has been further additions to the strange and wonderful life of Nikki b! Definitely my favourite long term thread. (Long time lurker here)
I'm sure you'll all join me in saying Happy Birthday to the big man, all the best Nicklas, anytime you want to partner Defoe up front our door is always open. Gone but never forgotten
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