Natalie's bongo's were great again this year transfer thread

[mcdowell42]

Dréossi says negotiations for Y M'Vila transfer to Rubin Kazan are under way but another bid has come in from UK not NUFC

[SteveO 35]

Dréossi says negotiations for Y M'Vila transfer to Rubin Kazan are under way but another bid has come in from UK not NUFC

You love this thread don't you buddy?

Can we top 348 pages? Deadline day alone must provoke another 50 odd surely?

[Top Londoner]

It's a bit like driving home from work on Christmas eve. You stop off for petrol and then realise,"shit" I didn't get anything for the missus. I left it too late, again.
The flowers in the buckets on the forecourt have their petals falling off, and inside the shop they're clean out of Fererro Roche. You look around in a daze, L plates, windscreen wipers maybe Castrol GTX?
Nope, so you settle for a chamois leather cos it's one of the most expensive items on the rack. It's useless of course, but it's all about how much you spent, innit?

If I look at this thread again, please someone, poke me in the eye.
Cheers.

[markyp]

It's a bit like driving home from work on Christmas eve. You stop off for petrol and then realise,"shit" I didn't get anything for the missus. I left it too late, again.
The flowers in the buckets on the forecourt have their petals falling off, and inside the shop they're clean out of Fererro Roche. You look around in a daze, L plates, windscreen wipers maybe Castrol GTX?
Nope, so you settle for a chamois leather cos it's one of the most expensive items on the rack. It's useless of course, but it's all about how much you spent, innit?

If I look at this thread again, please someone, poke me in the eye.
Cheers.

but a chamoix leather would still be a better player than Gervinho

[SteveO 35]

It's a bit like driving home from work on Christmas eve. You stop off for petrol and then realise,"shit" I didn't get anything for the missus. I left it too late, again.
The flowers in the buckets on the forecourt have their petals falling off, and inside the shop they're clean out of Fererro Roche. You look around in a daze, L plates, windscreen wipers maybe Castrol GTX?
Nope, so you settle for a chamois leather cos it's one of the most expensive items on the rack. It's useless of course, but it's all about how much you spent, innit?

If I look at this thread again, please someone, poke me in the eye.
Cheers.

Then when you get the chamois leather home you notice the words 'Made in Korea' on the side and if you hadn't left it so late you could have gone to Poundland and pay a fifth of what you actually spent

[mcdowell42]

It's a bit like driving home from work on Christmas eve. You stop off for petrol and then realise,"shit" I didn't get anything for the missus. I left it too late, again.
The flowers in the buckets on the forecourt have their petals falling off, and inside the shop they're clean out of Fererro Roche. You look around in a daze, L plates, windscreen wipers maybe Castrol GTX?
Nope, so you settle for a chamois leather cos it's one of the most expensive items on the rack. It's useless of course, but it's all about how much you spent, innit?

If I look at this thread again, please someone, poke me in the eye.
Cheers.

Would you not buy her 20 fags

[Top Londoner]

It's a bit like driving home from work on Christmas eve. You stop off for petrol and then realise,"shit" I didn't get anything for the missus. I left it too late, again.
The flowers in the buckets on the forecourt have their petals falling off, and inside the shop they're clean out of Fererro Roche. You look around in a daze, L plates, windscreen wipers maybe Castrol GTX?
Nope, so you settle for a chamois leather cos it's one of the most expensive items on the rack. It's useless of course, but it's all about how much you spent, innit?

If I look at this thread again, please someone, poke me in the eye.
Cheers.

Would you not buy her 20 fags

Meh. She ain't worth a box of burnt swan vestas mate.
Not now, the cow.



edit: Oh shit, why did I click on this thread again? Wucking fanker.

[OneBardGooner]

It's a bit like driving home from work on Christmas eve. You stop off for petrol and then realise,"shit" I didn't get anything for the missus. I left it too late, again.
The flowers in the buckets on the forecourt have their petals falling off, and inside the shop they're clean out of Fererro Roche. You look around in a daze, L plates, windscreen wipers maybe Castrol GTX?
Nope, so you settle for a chamois leather cos it's one of the most expensive items on the rack. It's useless of course, but it's all about how much you spent, innit?

If I look at this thread again, please someone, poke me in the eye.
Cheers.

Would you not buy her 20 fags

Meh. She ain't worth a box of burnt swan vestas mate.
Not now, the cow.



edit: Oh shit, why did I click on this thread again? Wucking fanker.

Which eye mate??? How abouta kick in the nadgers instead?... Only trying to help!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21142920

[BournemouthRED]

The good thing is we all expecting fuck all, I hope to be pleasantly surprised!

[mcdowell42]

Mbiwa has joined Newcastle on 5 year contract and Bordeaux striker yoan gouffran has announced on twitter tht he would be joining Newcastle as well

[Deise Gooner]

Who is this Memz_Dogi guy on twitter. He clearly knows as much as McDowell about transfers but my timeline is flooded with his tweets

[Goonuz71]

Watching Villa v Bradford ........what about Benteka ....he's a right pain in the arse for the defence ....big powerful can header ...hold up play and shoot .....yer yer i know its only Bradfofd ...but he's gotta be better than gervin-i-no clue

[Barriecuda]

Benteke would never work with Arsenal's set up, he's too much of a straight-forward, typical central striker. Doesn't have the versatility for the Arsenal style. That's what Wenger would surely think, I tend to agree with that summation of him.

Don't confuse that with unabashed support for some of our current players...

[mcdowell42]

Who is this Memz_Dogi guy on twitter. He clearly knows as much as McDowell about transfers but my timeline is flooded with his tweets

Yeah he's on mine as well

[Goonuz71]

Benteke would never work with Arsenal's set up, he's too much of a straight-forward, typical central striker. Doesn't have the versatility for the Arsenal style. That's what Wenger would surely think, I tend to agree with that summation of him.

Don't confuse that with unabashed support for some of our current players...

BUT .....isnt that what we need sometimes a plan B .... like i said before ...gotta be better than the forehead ....and he's working his socks of trying with a Villa team that are more shit than that lot from the lane