THE WENGER THREAD

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Don't forget we're leading the Calendar Year League :barscarf:

Hopefully we can add yet another Calendar Year Trophy to our growing list of virtual achievements!

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Gunner Rob wrote:Wenger has just come out with a classic at his press conference this morning

"The top eight can compete for the Premier League. It is difficult to rule anybody out."

isn't it great to be in a title race alongside Leicester City and Crystal Palace :lol:
Come the end of the season he'll flip-flop and say that only Man City could win it because of their massive wealth and other teams couldn't compete. :roll: :roll:
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Another press conference and yet another embarrassment :oops:
The man really is a rectum :oops: I think he must buzz poppers before he goes on :oops:
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Apparently, he's set his leaving date June 30 2017. I'll be buying back my season ticket May 2017. How many believe he will go, after all he is a man of his word?

So, 2 seasons to win another league title and a champions league. Better sign some outfield players then. I would love to see him win the champions league with us. We deserve it!!!
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falkirk goon wrote:Another press conference and yet another embarrassment :oops:
The man really is a rectum :oops: I think he must buzz poppers before he goes on :oops:
Why watch him if it annoys you?
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Nos89 wrote:Apparently, he's set his leaving date June 30 2017. I'll be buying back my season ticket May 2017. How many believe he will go, after all he is a man of his word?

So, 2 seasons to win another league title and a champions league. Better sign some outfield players then. I would love to see him win the champions league with us. We deserve it!!!
June 30 2017..........Party!!!!!!!!!! :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
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Nos89 wrote:Apparently, he's set his leaving date June 30 2017. I'll be buying back my season ticket May 2017. How many believe he will go, after all he is a man of his word?

So, 2 seasons to win another league title and a champions league. Better sign some outfield players then. I would love to see him win the champions league with us. We deserve it!!!
Try 2027, you got no hope of getting a season ticket that soon unless you hold a bond from highbury.
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nut flush gooner wrote:
Nos89 wrote:Apparently, he's set his leaving date June 30 2017. I'll be buying back my season ticket May 2017. How many believe he will go, after all he is a man of his word?

So, 2 seasons to win another league title and a champions league. Better sign some outfield players then. I would love to see him win the champions league with us. We deserve it!!!
Try 2027, you got no hope of getting a season ticket that soon unless you hold a bond from highbury.


With a bit of luck all those akb w.ankers will decide that they like the feeling of their tongue's up his arse and will follow him out the door 8) :barscarf:
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Has Rodders done his load yet?


http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... al-6641346



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Have this feeling that talks of how long one would have to wait for a season ticket, due to a ballooning waiting list, are grossly exaggerated. Wouldn't put it past those dodgy fuckers at the club to paint such a picture.
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Wenger has raised our hopes that he'd fuck off in the past. I'll believe it when I see it. Until then, I'll assume he won't be leaving until he's in a coffin.

Then he can lie in state Lenin-style in the centre circle. The PL will allow us to play matches around the cadaver anyway, as he'll have been made 'eternal manager'. Kim Il-sung would be proud.

The crowd of happy clappers will chant 'His name is Arsene Wenger' endlessly, like in Fight Club.

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Sean wrote:Wenger has raised our hopes that he'd fuck off in the past. I'll believe it when I see it. Until then, I'll assume he won't be leaving until he's in a coffin.

Then he can lie in state Lenin-style in the centre circle. The PL will allow us to play matches around the cadaver anyway, as he'll have been made 'eternal manager'. Kim Il-sung would be proud.

The crowd of happy clappers will chant 'His name is Arsene Wenger' endlessly, like in Fight Club.

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You offering to sort that ? I'll chip in a few quid if it helps :wink: :lol: :barscarf:
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Nos89 wrote:Apparently, he's set his leaving date June 30 2017. I'll be buying back my season ticket May 2017. How many believe he will go, after all he is a man of his word?

So, 2 seasons to win another league title and a champions league. Better sign some outfield players then. I would love to see him win the champions league with us. We deserve it!!!
:coffeespit:

You are talking about same lying, two-faced Arsenal manager, Wenger yea?

Man of his word. :roll:
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armchair wrote:
Nos89 wrote:Apparently, he's set his leaving date June 30 2017. I'll be buying back my season ticket May 2017. How many believe he will go, after all he is a man of his word?

So, 2 seasons to win another league title and a champions league. Better sign some outfield players then. I would love to see him win the champions league with us. We deserve it!!!
:coffeespit:

You are talking about same lying, two-faced Arsenal manager, Wenger yea?

Man of his word. :roll:
This is the same man who promised his missus he would shag anyone else... :lol:
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OneBardGooner wrote:
armchair wrote:
Nos89 wrote:Apparently, he's set his leaving date June 30 2017. I'll be buying back my season ticket May 2017. How many believe he will go, after all he is a man of his word?

So, 2 seasons to win another league title and a champions league. Better sign some outfield players then. I would love to see him win the champions league with us. We deserve it!!!
:coffeespit:

You are talking about same lying, two-faced Arsenal manager, Wenger yea?

Man of his word. :roll:
This is the same man who promised his missus he would shag anyone else... :lol:
And he did, so he kept his promise, don't see the issue here :rubchin: :wink:
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