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Not sure if it's worth posting jokes when only 2 people see them, as much as I like you two people lol.

I will let this thread slip into obscurity, very much like Arsene.

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 23, 2019 7:54 pm

Not sure if it's worth posting jokes when only 2 people see them, as much as I like you two people lol.

I will let this thread slip into obscurity, very much like Arsene.

I'm sure Wenger and Emery find them amusing which makes at least 3 of us.

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 23, 2019 7:54 pm

Not sure if it's worth posting jokes when only 2 people see them, as much as I like you two people lol.

I will let this thread slip into obscurity, very much like Arsene.

Only 2 might comment but I'd say a lot of people do read them mate. Personally I hope you keep up the good work as there are some days your jokes literally prevent me killing a train load of my fellow commuters!

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Oct 24, 2019 5:52 am

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 23, 2019 7:54 pm

Not sure if it's worth posting jokes when only 2 people see them, as much as I like you two people lol.

I will let this thread slip into obscurity, very much like Arsene.

Only 2 might comment but I'd say a lot of people do read them mate. Personally I hope you keep up the good work as there are some days your jokes literally prevent me killing a train load of my fellow commuters!

You have my sympathy friend, I only get on a train once in a blue moon and indeed wish I'd gone armed

I will endeavour to bring crap jokes and the very odd funny one to you commute

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I mean, if there is something women are good at, it is pointing out mistakes made by men.

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Great bloke shit goalkeeper! .

Endless love ....

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