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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 7:54 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Not sure if it's worth posting jokes when only 2 people see them, as much as I like you two people lol.
I will let this thread slip into obscurity, very much like Arsene.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 9:12 pm
by corkbarry
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Oct 23, 2019 7:54 pm
Not sure if it's worth posting jokes when only 2 people see them, as much as I like you two people lol.
I will let this thread slip into obscurity, very much like Arsene.
I'm sure Wenger and Emery find them amusing which makes at least 3 of us.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 5:52 am
by DB10GOONER
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Oct 23, 2019 7:54 pm
Not sure if it's worth posting jokes when only 2 people see them, as much as I like you two people lol.
I will let this thread slip into obscurity, very much like Arsene.
Only 2 might comment but I'd say a lot of people do read them mate. Personally I hope you keep up the good work as there are some days your jokes literally prevent me killing a train load of my fellow commuters!

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:10 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Oct 24, 2019 5:52 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Oct 23, 2019 7:54 pm
Not sure if it's worth posting jokes when only 2 people see them, as much as I like you two people lol.
I will let this thread slip into obscurity, very much like Arsene.
Only 2 might comment but I'd say a lot of people do read them mate. Personally I hope you keep up the good work as there are some days your jokes literally prevent me killing a train load of my fellow commuters!
You have my sympathy friend, I only get on a train once in a blue moon and indeed wish I'd gone armed
I will endeavour to bring crap jokes and the very odd funny one to you commute

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:26 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Spain completed 850 passes in their game the other night .
The only way england could equal that is if we put Harry kane on mastermind .
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:27 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
What's the Difference between Red & Green?
Fuck all apparently if you’re on a bike.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:29 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
One for your train journey DB.
The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”
I said, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate.” He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?” I said, “No, she’s an optician.”
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:32 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
I can't see why female linesman and referees could be any worse than the idiots we have now.
I mean, if there is something women are good at, it is pointing out mistakes made by men.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:33 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Dear TAG heuer
I’m pretty sure that if I end up 500 meters under water, I won’t need a fuckin’ watch anymore.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:39 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
I was staying in a hotel last night. I phoned down to reception. “Hi, this is room 26 Can I have a wake up call , please?”
She said “Yes, You’re in your mid 30s, Single , live with your mother and have achieved nothing in life !"
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:51 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
A bloke walks into a pet shop and places a bomb on the counter and says ” you’ve got one minute to get out”, a tortoise in the back shouts ” you bastard!”
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:53 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Feeling down in the dumps overweight, unfit, thinking you're getting old, got aches and pains, stiff back?
Well just park in a disabled bay at Tesco and everyone will be sure to tell you there's fuck all wrong with you .
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:54 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
My dad said you should always be up front with everyone .
Great bloke shit goalkeeper! .
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:55 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Endless love ....
Stevie wonder and ray charles playing tennis
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:56 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
A woman has sued a hospital, stating that after a recent operation, her husband had lost interest in sex.
The surgeon replied "all we did was restore his eyesight"