Groundhog summer transfer window thread

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Re: Natalie's Deadline Day Titfest Thread

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Is the loyal and gullible John cross hanging wenker out to dry there ? :rubchin: Seems unusual for him to be laying the blame for the draxler deal at wenker's door :shock: Maybe it is another sign of wenker arrogance.....to take the heat from the board over no transfers, put the blame on the French c*nt cos he believes that the fans won't challenge him :roll: :evil: :censored: :cussing:

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augie wrote:Is the loyal and gullible John cross hanging wenker out to dry there ? :rubchin: Seems unusual for him to be laying the blame for the draxler deal at wenker's door :shock: Maybe it is another sign of wenker arrogance.....to take the heat from the board over no transfers, put the blame on the French c*nt cos he believes that the fans won't challenge him :roll: :evil: :censored: :cussing:
The ONLY chance to win the PL in years and the only deal done is Wenger :tickedoff:

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Im heading to bed soon hope i can sleep with all the excitement coming up tomorrow

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rodders999 wrote:Christ was just watching SS1 and they were showing all Henry's PL goals. Majestic in one sence but I felt a bit sad none the less at how we haven't even someone half that class banging in the goals these days.
"Christ was watching..." is he back then?
Finally, all the shit going on in the world and it wenger's transfer dealings that have stretched the Almighty's patience and he sent his son back down to sort all this shit out...God is a Gooner :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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Nos89 wrote:
rodders999 wrote:Christ was just watching SS1 and they were showing all Henry's PL goals. Majestic in one sence but I felt a bit sad none the less at how we haven't even someone half that class banging in the goals these days.
"Christ was watching..." is he back then?
Finally, all the shit going on in the world and it wenger's transfer dealings that have stretched the Almighty's patience and he sent his son back down to sort all this shit out...God is a Gooner :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
Very good. :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Mirror: Arsenal this -><- close to Draxler deal!

Arsene: No deal. Nothing is planned. It is all an illusion.

Mirror: Any second and Arsenal will have Draxler. Fitness test was done on behalf of Arsenal. Fee agreed!

Horst Heldt (Shalke): What? There's no deal. Nobody is talking about anything. Draxler will be here on 1st February.

Mirror: It's going to happen! It's going to happen!


Honestly, who is at fault here for "failed" transfer? Arsenal board? Wenger? Gazidis? Kroenke? How about the effing Mirror?

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rodders999 wrote:I've given up all hope of signing a striker or a player of any sort to be honest so on to more pressing matters. What colour dress will our Natalie have on tomorrow and will it be low cut enough for us to marvel at her massive melons?
Having a punt on Navy at 8/1

Red at 7/2 also worth a shot

No comment on Birthday Suit at 500/1

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scotgooner wrote:
Dan_85 wrote:
If that's true, the man is a *word censored* of the highest order. It's not your money you massive french fuck.

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This.

Why must he fuck everything up.

It's not your money you old hasbeen *word censored*, now fuck off and let someone who will spend the money we have come in.

I used to fully believe that he wasn't getting the money to spend but now I fully believe we have the money but he won't spend it because he "disagrees with money in the modern game"

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You'll believe the Mirror? :banghead:

On the Mirror's masthead should be the motto: We make this :censored: up as we go along.

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Why does wenger tell the club how to spend the money? Shouldn't it be I want Draxler sort it out for me.

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Arsenal, transfer deadline-day. I might as well just sleep through the whole day.

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Rodders..... Natalies just got up is having a shower and shaving down below preparing herself just for you tonight!!!!!

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31st Jan - Deadline Day

1st Feb - Bullshit bingo day

For four corners see if you can tick off:

"Internal solutions"
"We were very close"
"Dizzying prices"
"Almost impossible to sign players in January"

For a line go with

"True to our beliefs"
"Unsustainable spending"
"We scout every single player in the world"
"My focus is on the players who are here already"

For a full house add

"We have Bendtner, Sanogo, Park and others can play there too"
"I am not afraid to spend"
"Additional financial firepower next year"
"We have a very big squad already - you ask me why I don't sign anyone, and then why some players do not play"

ONE ARSENE WENGER......THERE'S ONLY ONE ARSENE WENGER

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Re: Natalie's Deadline Day Titfest Thread

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SteveO 35 wrote:
"We have Bendtner, Sanogo, Park and others can play there too"
All the other crap aside, if he comes out with this statement I will totally lose my shit.

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SteveO 35 wrote:"We have Bendtner, Sanogo, Park and others can play there too"
We may not even have Park by the end of the day...

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Naaaaa, na na na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na Kalouuuuu. :barscarf:

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