The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote: Did your dad never sit you down & give you the birds & bees talk g88ner? :?
Unfortunately, I missed that lesson on the birds & the bees - however, even if I hadn't, I doubt it would have been so specific as to mention going down on hookers who turn out to be ladyboys :shock: ... so, in this case, you could say I learnt the hard way :shock:

In fact, I found all that deceit very hard to swallow. :shock: :shock:




Never happend, by the way :wink:
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G88ner. I think you should quit while you're giving head mate! :oops: :D

203 Berbatov for all the obvious reasons but he's just scored against Cyprus. :evil:

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Chippy wrote:G88ner. I think you should quit while you're giving head mate! :oops: :D
:roll: :oops: :oops: :lol:

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202) The Pikey. And all his Pikey relatives. (Not to be confused with travelling families who behave themselves. I'm talking about the bastards who steal, cheat, lie, intimidate, and generally enjoy making other peoples lives a misery, at every opportunity).

*word censored*.

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203) The slug. Fuckin horrible slimey *word censored*.

Walk in from the garden after you've inadvertently stepped on one. You have a slimey horrible mess on your carpet. Yuk!

Snails are ok. At least they have the decency to make a crunching noise.

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204. Politicians. Lying robbing cuntslops all. :evil:

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DB10GOONER wrote:204. Politicians. Lying robbing cuntslops all. :evil:
I'm sure we've had this before. Can't be arsed to look back. What we need is some sad bastard to trawl through and put all 200+ in one post. 8)

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Chippy wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:204. Politicians. Lying robbing cuntslops all. :evil:
I'm sure we've had this before. Can't be arsed to look back. What we need is some sad bastard to trawl through and put all 200+ in one post. 8)
Frank...? :-P :wink:

He will too - I bet ya! :lol:

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Chippy wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:204. Politicians. Lying robbing cuntslops all. :evil:
I'm sure we've had this before. Can't be arsed to look back. What we need is some sad bastard to trawl through and put all 200+ in one post. 8)
Oh and;

205. Chippy.


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DB10GOONER wrote:
Chippy wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:204. Politicians. Lying robbing cuntslops all. :evil:
I'm sure we've had this before. Can't be arsed to look back. What we need is some sad bastard to trawl through and put all 200+ in one post. 8)
Frank...? :-P :wink:

He will too - I bet ya! :lol:
Believe it or not, I was starting to do just that, but there are references to Gordon Brown, New Labour, and Nick Griffin, and then thought.... shit... I need to jot down the number, the poster and the page, and then my eyes started to glaze over, like all your's are starting to do reading this post.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

:lol: :lol:

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franksav63 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Chippy wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:204. Politicians. Lying robbing cuntslops all. :evil:
I'm sure we've had this before. Can't be arsed to look back. What we need is some sad bastard to trawl through and put all 200+ in one post. 8)
Frank...? :-P :wink:

He will too - I bet ya! :lol:
Believe it or not, I was starting to do just that, but there are references to Gordon Brown, New Labour, and Nick Griffin, and then thought.... shit... I need to jot down the number, the poster and the page, and then my eyes started to glaze over, like all your's are starting to do reading this post.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

:lol: :lol:
I bet you'll still do it! It's in your head now... :lol: :wink:

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No, I won't...... It's not bothering me at all.... :?

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franksav63 wrote:No, I won't...... It's not bothering me at all.... :?
It was bothering me so......

27. New Labour - Page 2 - DenHaaggooner
28. Nick Griffin - page 3 - XDaveyX
32. Maggie Thatcher - Page 3 - RebelGooner
54. Adolf Hitler - Page 4 - Oldgitgooner
57. Gordon Brown - Page 5 - Khalid Red
60. George Bush - Page 5 - CelticTiger
75. Darth Mandelson - Page 6 - XDaveyX
Unnumbered - Politicians - Page 10 - RebelGooner
166. David Cameron - Page 11 - Chippy
167. George Osborne - Page 11 - Chippy
204. Politicans - page 14 - DB10Gooner

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh Frank, how sad you are :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Not good enough frank. We need a full list in one post and renumbered where necessary. Get to it lad!


:wink: :D

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