The "little club" Charter

[franksav63]

Song list for next year's official Little Club of the Year trophy. Fellow Gooners please feel free to add to the list. An essential list of points scoring little club songs has to include:

1. Yer gonna win fuck all
2. Same old Arsenal always cheating
3. We support our local team
4. Your support is fucking shit
5. Ee-aye, ee-aye, ee-aye o......up the Premier/Football League we go
6. He plays for ______, you send him off
7. Ing-er-lund, Ing-er-lund, Ing-er-lund
8. Twelve men, we always play twelve men

Other points awards for:

1. Chanting "wanker wanker" at players taking throws and corners
2. Cheering to the rafters when one of your players hoofs the ball into row z or makes a tackle in the first 10 minutes
3. Shouting "Who?" when a famous opposition player gets replaced
4. Your PA announcer plays "Hey Baby", Pigbag or Chelsea Dagger when you score a goal
5. You whistle loudly and chant "BORING BORING BORING" when the other team has the ball
6. Your team leads out to some bland 1980s / 1970s tune that you've decided to adopt as your own
7. After the match your interviewed manager constantly bemoans the decisions that 'the big clubs always get'

One point for each !

To be fair SteveO, our numbskull fans do that one and it fucking well winds me up.

[SteveO 35]

Song list for next year's official Little Club of the Year trophy. Fellow Gooners please feel free to add to the list. An essential list of points scoring little club songs has to include:

1. Yer gonna win fuck all
2. Same old Arsenal always cheating
3. We support our local team
4. Your support is fucking shit
5. Ee-aye, ee-aye, ee-aye o......up the Premier/Football League we go
6. He plays for ______, you send him off
7. Ing-er-lund, Ing-er-lund, Ing-er-lund
8. Twelve men, we always play twelve men

Other points awards for:

1. Chanting "wanker wanker" at players taking throws and corners
2. Cheering to the rafters when one of your players hoofs the ball into row z or makes a tackle in the first 10 minutes
3. Shouting "Who?" when a famous opposition player gets replaced
4. Your PA announcer plays "Hey Baby", Pigbag or Chelsea Dagger when you score a goal
5. You whistle loudly and chant "BORING BORING BORING" when the other team has the ball
6. Your team leads out to some bland 1980s / 1970s tune that you've decided to adopt as your own
7. After the match your interviewed manager constantly bemoans the decisions that 'the big clubs always get'

One point for each !

To be fair SteveO, our numbskull fans do that one and it fucking well winds me up.

Yes, I noticed and the equally moronic "*****-uh, *****-uh" chants have started creeping in too, although I'm sure our Burberry scarfed wannabes enjoy that one. If I'd included bland 1960s tunes to lead out to then of course we'd score a point there too

Still on points I think its Stoke 15-3 Arsenal - quite an appropriate rugby score !

[franksav63]

Ha ha Yes, very apt. SteveO

[SteveO 35]

Ha ha Yes, very apt. SteveO

See.....I'm not miserable all the time

[franksav63]

Ha ha Yes, very apt. SteveO

See.....I'm not miserable all the time

I know, I know... I left the out of my post on the other thread mate... sorry...

[nexum5me]

yeah i've heard the "who?!" thing quite a lot

Song list for next year's official Little Club of the Year trophy. Fellow Gooners please feel free to add to the list. An essential list of points scoring little club songs has to include:

1. Yer gonna win fuck all
2. Same old Arsenal always cheating
3. We support our local team
4. Your support is fucking shit
5. Ee-aye, ee-aye, ee-aye o......up the Premier/Football League we go
6. He plays for ______, you send him off
7. Ing-er-lund, Ing-er-lund, Ing-er-lund
8. Twelve men, we always play twelve men

Other points awards for:

1. Chanting "wanker wanker" at players taking throws and corners
2. Cheering to the rafters when one of your players hoofs the ball into row z or makes a tackle in the first 10 minutes
3. Shouting "Who?" when a famous opposition player gets replaced
4. Your PA announcer plays "Hey Baby", Pigbag or Chelsea Dagger when you score a goal
5. You whistle loudly and chant "BORING BORING BORING" when the other team has the ball
6. Your team leads out to some bland 1980s / 1970s tune that you've decided to adopt as your own
7. After the match your interviewed manager constantly bemoans the decisions that 'the big clubs always get'

One point for each !

i'd go with:

1. Yer gonna win fuck all - 8 points (plus 3 additional points for every cup we're still in at the time, and another 3 if we still have a realistic chance in the league)
2. Same old Arsenal always cheating - 10 points (plus additional 5 if there's clearly no grievance)
3. We support our local team - 8 points
4. Your support is fucking shit - 5 points
5. Ee-aye, ee-aye, ee-aye o......up the Premier/Football League we go - 3 points
6. He plays for ______, you send him off - 5 points (plus additional 5 if sending off is completely warranted)
7. Ing-er-lund, Ing-er-lund, Ing-er-lund - 5 points (with 3 additional points for every englishman we have on the pitch at the time)
8. Twelve men, we always play twelve men - 6 points


i'd also give 2 points for every piece of blatant time wasting in the first half

[SteveO 35]

The trophy will just be a giant golden chip sitting on the shoulder of Neanderthal Man

[I Hate Hleb]

The trophy will just be a giant golden chip sitting on the shoulder of Neanderthal Man

Not forgetting his England scarf proudly wrapped around his neck!!

[chyren1]

Stoke fans,

Fucking Neanderthals

Me in a strip pub having a piss....
It went like this:

Stoke fan:
You look like an homosexual..

Me:
If I was I wouldn't be here watching pussies..

Him:
Are you taking the piss?

Me:
No,I m having a piss

Him:
What s your name?

Me:
Henry

Him:
it s the name of an arsenal player,
You want to fight?
We gonna beat you up with the boys

Me:
I m just here for the pussy
Not here to fight.

Him:
Are you calling us pussies?

Me:
dude you re drunk,
And you re like 30 of you against me.

Him(still pissing):
I m gonna piss over you

Me:
Do that and i swear I ll kill you even if it s the last thing I do on this planet..

Him:
Oops..
I was joking man

Me:
I wasn't

Fucking hate those cu.nts

[SteveO 35]

Its been a bit quieter on the Little Club Charter front recently, especially with Wolves and Birmingham down in the Championship......but the Leicester fans are currently singing "Ing-er-lund, Ing-er-lund, Ing-er-lund" at Vicarage Road right now and leading 2-1 on aggregate so there's always hope for next year !!

Watford chanting "*****-uh, *****-uh" to someone taking a throw too, so looks like we could have a winner

[northbank123]

Only just seen this thread for the first time, love the original Little Club Charter

I actually went to that Wolves game and it still pisses me off to this day how their fans were lauded for a little bit of the usual moronic anti-Arsenal chanting after being silent for most of the game whilst we taught them a lesson on football.

Still, they're such great fans so I'm sure their long-term plans to increase capacity to 50,000 won't look at all stupid now they're in League One......

[SteveO 35]

Only just seen this thread for the first time, love the original Little Club Charter

I actually went to that Wolves game and it still pisses me off to this day how their fans were lauded for a little bit of the usual moronic anti-Arsenal chanting after being silent for most of the game whilst we taught them a lesson on football.

Still, they're such great fans so I'm sure their long-term plans to increase capacity to 50,000 won't look at all stupid now they're in League One......

They'll be singing "Eee-aye, eee-aye, eee-aye-o...up the football league we go" at Stevenage and Crawley next year