Our effort for tonight, we think its canny, sing along
to the tune of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ux6i1A3RNk
He can run past his man,
He can win in the air,
He can turn the defence,
As if they just werent there,
And he's easy the player that we hoped he would be,
His names Nicky B, but he's better than Pele to me
He can show you his left,
But he'll take it on his right,
You can try to defend,
But he'll beat you all night,
And you'll be on your arse looking up and you'll see,
Yeah he's not Ryan Giggs but he's Super, Nick Bendtner, to me
Oh, he takes care of himself,
Oh just look at his chest,
Cos theres no body fat,
Oh, and he's playing up front,
Made Shawcross look a *word censored*,
And Woodgate look a twat
And he'll score us much more than a Rooney Bent combo
And he'll make Aguero look like playing a mongo,
And he'll piss on Chamakh and Walcott cos you see,
He actually scores and he's super Nick Bendtner to me
Mmmmm, mmmmmm,
Mmmmmm, mmmmmmmm
Oh, he takes care of himself,
Oh just look at his chest,
Cos theres no body fat,
Oh, and he's playing up front,
Made Shawcross look a *word censored*,
And Woodgate look a twat
He's lethal, he's quick, Amy Bruce loves his dick,
He can stick it in halfway it still makes her sick,
Hoo Benty you *word censored* he's much better in bed,
And in goals, come next May, Nicky Bendtners ok,
Cos you're shit, he's Nick Bendtner to me
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