Let's all laugh at Chelsea

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Re: Let's all laugh at Chelsea

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MrT wrote:Every poverty team seems to be able to beat them, apart from us of course...
They've conceded at least twice in 9 of their 11 games. Unsurprisingly they were untroubled against us. Such a shame.

Mourinho is continuing to be an idiot with the media, they are going to be inclined to do him no favours whilst he continues to treat this with open contempt and arrogance. Journalists are very vindictive - the only time they have really turned on Wenger is when he has been particularly rude and dismissive towards them.

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mcdowell42 wrote:
GranadaJoe wrote:Mourinho really is a pompous prick, answering 'I ave nothing to zay' to every question.

The Chavs are currently 13 points behind us.


Don't mean to be picky,but we are 14 pts ahead of them us 25pts ,chavs 11pts. :box:

For once I'm very happy to be wrong.

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Want that tosser mourinho to stay now, make him suffer all season :D

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Merger ahoy!


Quartz? :wink:

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Top Londoner wrote:I'd piss myself laughing into a coma if Maureen engineered getting the sack, and had to forego a severance pay out, due to some small print in his contract about bringing the classless cuunts club into disrepute.



WENGER OUT
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Bringing, TL? :lol: :wink:

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Is still conspiracy.

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officepest wrote:Merger ahoy!


Quartz? :wink:

Good god no,it will end up in the Toshiba TV thread in the basement.

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mcdowell42 wrote:
officepest wrote:Merger ahoy!


Quartz? :wink:

Good god no,it will end up in the Toshiba TV thread in the basement.
:lol:

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northbank123 wrote: They've conceded at least twice in 9 of their 11 games. Unsurprisingly they were untroubled against us. Such a shame.

Mourinho is continuing to be an idiot with the media, they are going to be inclined to do him no favours whilst he continues to treat this with open contempt and arrogance. Journalists are very vindictive - the only time they have really turned on Wenger is when he has been particularly rude and dismissive towards them.
Agree with this. Mourinho is a complete arrogant tosser with the media and as a result, he is going to get what he deserves from them. His answers are embarrassing and he could have answered one of them, but no the result has to be all about him. I suppose on one hand, it is deflecting blame, but on another - what a wanker.

I have to say that long may it continue because I love seeing the guy feeling the pressure after his Wenger obsession.

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It seems we are watching him mentally disintegrate before our eyes. It's bleeding hilarious! He's cracking up, Terry is turning senile and Costa is facing another retrospective ban. Long may it continue :barscarf:

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Red Snapper wrote:It seems we are watching him mentally disintegrate before our eyes. It's bleeding hilarious! He's cracking up, Terry is turning senile and Costa is facing another retrospective ban. Long may it continue :barscarf:
What did Costa do?

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Red Snapper wrote:It seems we are watching him mentally disintegrate before our eyes. It's bleeding hilarious! He's cracking up, Terry is turning senile and Costa is facing another retrospective ban. Long may it continue :barscarf:
Don't you just know that Cuntface Terry will be player-manager by Christmas. He'll pick himself every week and then give himself a contract extension.

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Red Snapper wrote:It seems we are watching him mentally disintegrate before our eyes. It's bleeding hilarious! He's cracking up, Terry is turning senile and Costa is facing another retrospective ban. Long may it continue :barscarf:
Don't you just know that Cuntface Terry will be player-manager by Christmas. He'll pick himself every week and then give himself a contract extension.
Not to forget he'll be in the photo's if the Chelsea women's team win anything...full kit and all,

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casgooner wrote:
Red Snapper wrote:It seems we are watching him mentally disintegrate before our eyes. It's bleeding hilarious! He's cracking up, Terry is turning senile and Costa is facing another retrospective ban. Long may it continue :barscarf:
What did Costa do?
A sly studs in the chest on that Neanderthal centre half of Liverpool. Howard Webb said it would be a red card if seen at the time.

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When Mourinho fucks off, I hope they re-hire sexy Eva :wink:

Because we certainly wouldn't want to hire a competent doctor would we? Especially one so easy on the eye as her :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQOkGJ15VO8

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