The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

[rodders999]

BREAKING

I can confirm that Rodders FC has signed a 12 pack of Red Stripe on a short term deal for an undisclosed fee.

[SteveO 35]

Mbappe joins PSG, so it's just Lemar and the tea lady left at Monaco.....and he'd still rather stay there than join Wanka's cluster fuck

Delighted. Hope Alexis goes last minute. BURN BABY BURN

And despite the fact that he's holed up in a hotel with Joe L'Average, Giroud and Koscielny trying to persuade him. Fucking priceless

He's just scored a worldy for France

#VirtualEleven

Console yourself by knocking one out over the lovely Hayley mate - looking fucking hot on the Transfer Window. Shame I didn't take those Barry White CDs off you at the end of the season mate

[Midz]

It hasn't been a very exciting transfer day at all really.
I've highlighted what's of interest but that's it.

TRANSFER HEADLINES

Drinkwater to Chelsea in balance
Lemar's Arsenal move breaks down
Alexis Sanchez won't join City
Monaco confirm Mbappe to PSG
Sources: No Van Dijk move
Palace £26m Sakho bid accepted
Man City end Evans interest
Spurs set to sign Llorente
Chelsea agree Zappacosta deal
How did Swansea get Sanches?
Liverpool confirm Ox deal
Tottenham sign Serge Aurier
Mahrez set to leave Leicester
WATCH: Transfer Centre
Deadline Day - Done Deals
Deadline 11pm England, 12am Scotland

[Rosie_titters]

Looks like Sulky Sanchez is staying. Expect an instant injury or a season of tantrums. We should of taken the £60m.

[Jumpers For Goalposts]

Well what a fuckin huge great damp squib that was.

Another manufactured piece of nonsense - just like the Top 4. No matter how much money is introduced into football the excitement will never beat 1989 - especially when they have to create "excitement"

[rodders999]

Mbappe joins PSG, so it's just Lemar and the tea lady left at Monaco.....and he'd still rather stay there than join Wanka's cluster fuck

Delighted. Hope Alexis goes last minute. BURN BABY BURN

And despite the fact that he's holed up in a hotel with Joe L'Average, Giroud and Koscielny trying to persuade him. Fucking priceless

He's just scored a worldy for France

#VirtualEleven

Console yourself by knocking one out over the lovely Hayley mate - looking fucking hot on the Transfer Window. Shame I didn't take those Barry White CDs off you at the end of the season mate

Loving the black leather dominatrix look she's rocking. May have to dim the lights.

[sk-gtfo]

Looks like Sulky Sanchez is staying. Expect an instant injury or a season of tantrums. We should of taken the £60m.

Aha but no you are so wrong.. Arsene Stanley PLC need someone to blame - keep Sulky and then blame the sulking for our woeful season, that will fool those simpleton customers!, or then again they can always fall back on the "hostile environment", or other clubs "external resources" or or

[rodders999]

Any word on Debuchy?

[sk-gtfo]

Any word on Debuchy?

How about c*nt?.

Or is that not what you mean't?.



Last seen sunning himself on a beach somewhere near Marseille, eating caviar and drinking a bottle of bollinger on £75K a week courtesey of monsieur Wanger.

[rodders999]

Half way through Ross Barkley's medical at the chavs he goes fuck this I'm going home

[Bradywasking]

Lemar scores again

....which unfortunately Rodders is something you won't be doing with our Nat tonight!!

I have her recorded from earlier and will be splashing out on her as Big Ben strikes 11

big Ben doesn't strike anymore..well at least for the next four years..The Sanogo of clocks.

[xisstential]

I guess those reinforcements aren't coming

I had such high hopes...so very high

[RobG]

BREAKING

I can confirm that Rodders FC has signed a 12 pack of Red Stripe on a short term deal for an undisclosed fee.

[GoonerMuzz]

I guess those reinforcements aren't coming

To be fair he didn't actually say reinforcements would be coming to us, although i didn't expect him to mean our rivals reinforcing instead if i'm honest

[falkirk goon]

Sooooo la bumhole makes a bumhole of it yet again who would've predicted that eh
May the brownholings continue