Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Funny as fuck listening to both the ginger *word censored* scholes and fish lips ferdinand complaining like fuck that the pool penalty was wrong, McManaman laughing at the pair of them, ridiculous to hear these two go on they are so biased its fucking mental. If I didn't get this channel for free no fuckin way would I pay for it

[Bunting14]

United are so poor its untrue. Without De Gea they would be bottom half.

[DB10GOONER]

Been watching the pool manu game, firstly pool should be winning 3 nil at least, secondly how the fuckety fuck does falaini the big coward not get red carded for blatant elbows and how do the commentators either miss it or ignore it.

He has just elbowed caan or however its spelt straight in the face and I mean he has proper gone to hurt him (every bit as bad as the sanogo one) but a) chan doesn't make a meal of it (although he holds his face a few times afterwards) and b) his fellow pros have not all gone and surrounded the ref who was only a few feet from it.

Absolute cowardly *word censored*

The dirty microphone headed cúnt has been at it for years. He's like Shearer without the goals.

[DB10GOONER]

Funny as fuck listening to both the ginger *word censored* scholes and fish lips ferdinand complaining like fuck that the pool penalty was wrong, McManaman laughing at the pair of them, ridiculous to hear these two go on they are so biased its fucking mental. If I didn't get this channel for free no fuckin way would I pay for it

I pay €25 a month for the fucking thing. Added to dullards like McManaman, Squeaky Owen, Some Cheating Shit Old Ref Called Webb, Pig Lips and the manc Ginger retard we also have to endure football "expert" Robbie Fucking Savage, an absolute braindead talentless fucking dipshit that wouldn't get a game with my summer 5-a-side.

[Peeman]

Funny as fuck listening to both the ginger *word censored* scholes and fish lips ferdinand complaining like fuck that the pool penalty was wrong, McManaman laughing at the pair of them, ridiculous to hear these two go on they are so biased its fucking mental. If I didn't get this channel for free no fuckin way would I pay for it

I pay €25 a month for the fucking thing. Added to dullards like McManaman, Squeaky Owen, Some Cheating Shit Old Ref Called Webb, Pig Lips and the manc Ginger retard we also have to endure football "expert" Robbie Fucking Savage, an absolute braindead talentless fucking dipshit that wouldn't get a game with my summer 5-a-side.

Don't forget Glenda Oddle, Owen Boregreaves and the old saggy cheese on toast face twitching scummer

[DB10GOONER]

Funny as fuck listening to both the ginger *word censored* scholes and fish lips ferdinand complaining like fuck that the pool penalty was wrong, McManaman laughing at the pair of them, ridiculous to hear these two go on they are so biased its fucking mental. If I didn't get this channel for free no fuckin way would I pay for it

I pay €25 a month for the fucking thing. Added to dullards like McManaman, Squeaky Owen, Some Cheating Shit Old Ref Called Webb, Pig Lips and the manc Ginger retard we also have to endure football "expert" Robbie Fucking Savage, an absolute braindead talentless fucking dipshit that wouldn't get a game with my summer 5-a-side.

Don't forget Glenda Oddle, Owen Boregreaves and the old saggy cheese on toast face twitching scummer

Fuck. Yeah. I think I had psychologically blocked them or something. What a shit line up of shit "talent". And that gobshite Jake Humphrey. If you close your eyes and listen to him, his voice sounds uncannily like the jug eared ex-tottingham mong Lineker.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

United are so poor its untrue. Without De Gea they would be bottom half.

And we managed to lose to them

[VoiceOfReason]

Huge fuss being made of anti-Hillsborough chants by Man Utd, and the club has formally apologised. All over the 'net.

Man Utd chant about AW being a paedo for 15+ years? Not a peep. Even Martin Tyler completely blanks it on commentary when it's blaring out.

But soon as you say a bad word about 'Pool murdering their own fans? Uproar. Fucking sick of the double standards.

[GoonerMuzz]

Huge fuss being made of anti-Hillsborough chants by Man Utd, and the club has formally apologised. All over the 'net.

Man Utd chant about AW being a paedo for 15+ years? Not a peep. Even Martin Tyler completely blanks it on commentary when it's blaring out.

But soon as you say a bad word about 'Pool murdering their own fans? Uproar. Fucking sick of the double standards.

Can't stand either lot of fans they're all scum but ironically it's also not the first time that Pool fans have sung about the Munich air crash when it suits at that shit tip OT but you never hear about that, love the double standards in the media.

Can't understand the complete media love in the Victims but it makes want to throw up

[northbank123]

Liverpool fans sing about Munich and United fans sing about Hillsbrough.

Happens every fucking year to some degree - just as big a dickhead as the other.

Although I do remember a United ST holder calling a phone-in a few years back complaining that there were tens of people in his section alone chanting about Hillsbrough and their stewards who as many here will agree are some of the biggest pricks about when it comes to away fans did nothing - al after the presenters and other United fans calling in point blank denied that it happened.

[SteveO 35]

How's that Rashford lad getting on now? The one who was being touted as a Euro 2016 surprise inclusion a couple of weeks ago.

Obviously unfair to judge him playing against heavyweights like Watford and West Brom, and that renowned strong Mickeys defence

If only he could play us every week

[casgooner]

'Louis van Gaal gives the main stand a regal wave from across his clipboard as he comes out. Some of the hand gestures that come back his way are not for a family audience...'

From the BBC Live Text. It made me laugh, at least something has made me laugh today. PS England still on for winning the 6 Nations as Scotland 26-18 up. So that's making me smile too.

[Rosie_titters]

Payet. Been one of the best buys this season. A host of clubs have missed a trick there.

[g88ner]

Payet. Been one of the best buys this season. A host of clubs have missed a trick there.

There was no one available last summer better than our players apparently.

I bet West Ham would swap Payet for Rosicky, The Ox or Wilshere in a flash. Leicester would swap Kante for Flamini or Arteta, and the scum would swap Alderweireld for Mertesacker in a heartbeat.

[Rosie_titters]

Fellani being cheered off.

Those fickle fuckers have been spoilt too long.