Thought Kos was MOTM. Soaked up everything that came near him.
Thought Sanchez was again just pure shite. There's no doubting he's a top player and our best player, but his form is terrible at the moment. Yeah yeah yeah he runs around a lot still (yippee!!) but there is no final product from him at all. And he was owned by their 15 year old defender, Tuanzebe.




Ozil did ok. Held the ball well and passed neatly enough but ultimately he didn't really contribute much at all. I reckon both Ozil and Sanchez are gone this summer, which is a shame because a top manager would get so much more from both of them.

The Ox was ok too. Had a few really good runs but as usual with almost no end product - until he put in the perfect cross for Welbeck. Somewhere buried deep inside the Ox is a top player trying to get out. Another one that a top manager would get a lot more from.
Good finish from Welbeck but it would have been harder to miss. Apart from his goal Welbeck was terrible. Chased nothing down. Terrible terrible first touch for a pro. Won nothing in the air. But at least he tried to move the manure defenders around and can't fault his effort there at all. When Giroud came on all that movement just ceased dead.

Holding was solid apart from one clanger back pass. Would like to see him get a good run of games.
It was a strange game, first half was so boring and poor and we never looked really threatened by let's be honest the manure duds and kids, but we never looked like destroying them either.