Groundhog summer transfer window thread

[armchair]

I reckon Kates wearing a nice little white thong with those diamontes on it. Has a perfectly trimmed brazillian beaver or even a bit of a vajazzle.
Nat on the other hand probably has a pair of big, stained, smelly beige granny knickers with a huge bush with bits of toast in it and, spiders legs sticking out the sides. Fuckin ho.

[Dodgyknee71]

we sold our soul, left our beloved home, replaced our crest (Real Madrid have had theirs since 1931 and it hasn't affected THEIR turnover...) and pay the highest ticket prices in world football and yet we STILL get turned over and fucked up the arse by the club every season.

its shit.

This!
The very reason I gave following the club up.

[Perryashburtongroves]

I reckon Kates wearing a nice little white thong with those diamontes on it. Has a perfectly trimmed brazillian beaver or even a bit of a vajazzle.
Nat on the other hand probably has a pair of big, stained, smelly beige granny knickers with a huge bush with bits of toast in it and, spiders legs sticking out the sides. Fuckin ho.

I reckon they both have a little snifter every couple of minutes and are getting in the mood to lez each other right off in the next half an hour or so.

[scotgooner]

Fantastic , the only thing that has cheered me up on this rather depressing night!

Well played sir

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Probably already been posted but just got back from work and can't be assed to shift through this inane thread

SSN saying we tried to loan kalou and klose but kalous team wanted a permanent deal (bet they fuckin did) and juve wanted to keep klose

If it wasn't so funny it would sadden me

[Dan_85]

I reckon Kates wearing a nice little white thong with those diamontes on it. Has a perfectly trimmed brazillian beaver or even a bit of a vajazzle.
Nat on the other hand probably has a pair of big, stained, smelly beige granny knickers with a huge bush with bits of toast in it and, spiders legs sticking out the sides. Fuckin ho.

[arseofacrow]

I reckon Kates wearing a nice little white thong with those diamontes on it. Has a perfectly trimmed brazillian beaver or even a bit of a vajazzle.
Nat on the other hand probably has a pair of big, stained, smelly beige granny knickers with a huge bush with bits of toast in it and, spiders legs sticking out the sides. Fuckin ho.

Are we in the middle of an episode of The Inbetweeners?

[armchair]

Rooney, Suarez, Higuain, Ba, Draxler, Kalou, Klose

Sanogo, Viviano, Ozil, Flamini, Kallstrom

[Perryashburtongroves]

I reckon Kates wearing a nice little white thong with those diamontes on it. Has a perfectly trimmed brazillian beaver or even a bit of a vajazzle.
Nat on the other hand probably has a pair of big, stained, smelly beige granny knickers with a huge bush with bits of toast in it and, spiders legs sticking out the sides. Fuckin ho.

Are we in the middle of an episode of The Inbetweeners?

Sadly it's more Groundhog Day or The Neverending Story

[Leyton Gooner]

Rooney, Suarez, Higuain, Ba, Draxler, Kalou, Klose

Sanogo, Viviano, Ozil, Flamini, Kallstrom

Two handy additions to our virtual squad anyway. They're looking good for the virtual treble (minus Kalou)

[Swifty]

147 pages and we've signed a first rate loser on loan

If we get to 200, I reckon we can get a loan bid for Heskey rejected.

I can guarantee Newcastle Jets will agree to that loan. He was great last season and shite this - probably score a hat trick tonight now!

[Perryashburtongroves]

147 pages and we've signed a first rate loser on loan

If we get to 200, I reckon we can get a loan bid for Heskey rejected.

I can guarantee Newcastle Jets will agree to that loan. He was great last season and shite this - probably score a hat trick tonight now!

Evening Swifty. How are you, old chap?

[silus]

So after missing out on Kalou (thank fuck) and Klose have we now decided that we dont need a striker/cant find one better than bentdner and park and given up on the idea?
Disgraceful

[armchair]

Nats dress is very "hi-vis" isnt it. She'll not get knocked down anyway.

[Dan_85]

Groundhog day motherfuckers!

£0.00 spent this month, approx £100m sitting in the bank