ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

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rodders999 wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 4:32 pm
McD can you hit me up with a big juicy PM when you get the here we go on the square headed fucking getting flushed? Going to furiously tug the pecker off myself for the rest of summer once I get the green light on that one.

Let's hope you're gonna be able to have the mother of all self abuse sessions Rodders old chap.

Despite the Catholic upbringing, even I've been tentatively fiddling with the zip on my strides in anticipation of this complete liability fucking off.

:lol: :barscarf:

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Looks like we need a Gooner forum Bukakke session with Partey laying on the Arsenal treatment table in honour of all his time there!!

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rodders999 wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 3:02 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 1:11 pm
🚨 Arsenal working on a deal to sign Valencia CB Cristhian Mosquera.

Berta is long-term admirer of 20-yr-old Spain yth intl. Mosquera viewed as good physical profile for PL. Competition from other clubs.

Story with @David_Ornstein for @TheAthleticFC
Looks like it’s done. Just proves what a load of bollocks the twatter ITK bullshitters spew every hour of the day.

We’ve been linked with a thousand players this summer and the first 2 we’ve signed there wasn’t a peep about beforehand.
I really like the way Berta is going about this. No-one had a clue about Norgaard or Mosquera. Reckon he has another striker lined up instead of Sesko or Gyokeres. Fuck knows who...

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TeeCee wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 5:43 pm
Looks like we need a Gooner forum Bukakke session with Partey laying on the Arsenal treatment table in honour of all his time there!!
Sounds like a party!

Image




And they’re not holding hands…..


(Apparently Kamala Harris’ logo, or something :lol:)

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AdamW wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 6:25 pm
rodders999 wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 3:02 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 1:11 pm
🚨 Arsenal working on a deal to sign Valencia CB Cristhian Mosquera.

Berta is long-term admirer of 20-yr-old Spain yth intl. Mosquera viewed as good physical profile for PL. Competition from other clubs.

Story with @David_Ornstein for @TheAthleticFC
Looks like it’s done. Just proves what a load of bollocks the twatter ITK bullshitters spew every hour of the day.

We’ve been linked with a thousand players this summer and the first 2 we’ve signed there wasn’t a peep about beforehand.
I really like the way Berta is going about this. No-one had a clue about Norgaard or Mosquera. Reckon he has another striker lined up instead of Sesko or Gyokeres. Fuck knows who...



They are squad fillers my good man - when he makes a statement signing that can lead us back into the winners enclosure, THEN we will anoint berta is our saviour and king :wink:

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Yeah what Berta is doing now is just the foreplay. He’s flicking and licking, getting the burger nice and moist and when we can stand no more he’ll thrust in and ejaculate a left winger and striker from the deep dark recess of his bursting ball bag.

Big Balls Berta - give me everything you’ve got you fucking bitch :barscarf:

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augie wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 6:59 pm
AdamW wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 6:25 pm
rodders999 wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 3:02 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 1:11 pm
🚨 Arsenal working on a deal to sign Valencia CB Cristhian Mosquera.

Berta is long-term admirer of 20-yr-old Spain yth intl. Mosquera viewed as good physical profile for PL. Competition from other clubs.

Story with @David_Ornstein for @TheAthleticFC
Looks like it’s done. Just proves what a load of bollocks the twatter ITK bullshitters spew every hour of the day.

We’ve been linked with a thousand players this summer and the first 2 we’ve signed there wasn’t a peep about beforehand.
I really like the way Berta is going about this. No-one had a clue about Norgaard or Mosquera. Reckon he has another striker lined up instead of Sesko or Gyokeres. Fuck knows who...



They are squad fillers my good man - when he makes a statement signing that can lead us back into the winners enclosure, THEN we will anoint berta is our saviour and king :wink:
Signings of the same magnitude as Eddie McGoldrick and Colin Pates.

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It'd be nice to see some of the dead wood that we have out on loan going.

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according to this we've agreed personal terms with Eze

https://arsenalnews.co.uk/2025/06/26/ar ... -the-move/

It might be nonsense but who knows.

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I’d take Eze over Rodrygo, on the left, personally.

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 8:52 pm
I’d take Eze over Rodrygo, on the left, personally.



Too late now I know, but personally I wouldnt have bought zubimendi cos I would have pushed lewis-skelly into midfield, and gone heavy for rodrygo for left wing and eze for the 10 and then a top striker and our starting 11 would be set imo. I am still a martinelli fan and dont want him sold (cos I fear he will excel elsewhere and show us up), but by same token I wouldnt be against signing rodrygo to take his place as long as we have upgraded the 10 position first

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 8:52 pm
I’d take Eze over Rodrygo, on the left, personally.
Eze good?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YFJdUJg4wOk

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If we get Eze and Sesko we’ll win the fucking lot next season. League will be wrapped up by Christmas - Big Berta needs to go out and land those 2 fish now and we’re cooking.

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:)
augie wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 9:19 pm
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 8:52 pm
I’d take Eze over Rodrygo, on the left, personally.



Too late now I know, but personally I wouldnt have bought zubimendi cos I would have pushed lewis-skelly into midfield, and gone heavy for rodrygo for left wing and eze for the 10 and then a top striker and our starting 11 would be set imo. I am still a martinelli fan and dont want him sold (cos I fear he will excel elsewhere and show us up), but by same token I wouldnt be against signing rodrygo to take his place as long as we have upgraded the 10 position first
Who would be your left back whos better than Lewis?

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Not sure that Rodrygo is that big of an upgrade on Martinelli anyway. Better option than Nico Williams for sure but if we going to spunk 80/90 million on that position I’d rather it not be on him.

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