The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:54 pm

215) Elvis Presley's mother.

The *word censored* responsible for bringing him into the world.

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:55 pm

216) Elvis Presley's father.

Equally to blame.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:55 am

217. Elvis Presley's Grandparents. If they hadn't, then his parents couldn't have, and I wouldn't have puked on my ex-bird's table.

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:00 am

olgitgooner wrote:216) Elvis Presley's father.

Equally to blame.

The Presley's household milkman, more like...

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:19 am

218. jeremy kyle

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:47 am

xDAVEYx wrote:218. jeremy kyle

You really don't like him do you?

You named him already on page 6

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72. every c**t on jeremy kyle

infact, jeremy kyle

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:05 am

it was on the telly...

he's still a *word censored*!

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:13 am

Agreed he is indeed a *word censored*.... Horrible cunty *word censored*...

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:07 pm

219. Rocco Sifredi. Soooo punchable it ain't funny.

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:26 pm

220) Ticketmaster.

The *word censored* have fucked us over for years with their poxy Ticket Hub.

They want shooting. Greed-driven fuckpigs. Spend some money on some decent servers and IT people, you *word censored*!!!

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:03 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:219. Rocco Sifredi. Soooo punchable it ain't funny.

I wish i had got hold of half the women he had

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:52 am

greatgooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:219. Rocco Sifredi. Soooo punchable it ain't funny.

I wish i had got hold of half the women he had

Yeah, but all he wants to do is fuck them up the gicker! Closet batty boy if ever there was one - all that lovely poon and he goes for the choccy starfish every time! The gobshite.

And the way he talks to them, like he's Mr Smooth lover man, like he's charming them into it - not like he's PAYING the dizzy bitches to take one up the wrong 'un.

"Eh, baby. Yoo soo bootiful, letsa make lovah, eh...? Bobbity boopity... Eh, yoo likah that uppa yoo ass, ehhhh?"

As porn stars go, he is a geebag.

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:02 am

221..The small copper who thought he was gonna nick me the other day.
What is it with small blokes?

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:36 am

222. the girl who stood in front of me smoking whilst earth crisis played at hellfest way back in 2007. she deserved a smack

Captain Fabregas · Post by **Captain Fabregas** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:50 pm

223:

Whoever the *word censored* are who did this

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol ... llets.html