The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Wed Aug 04, 2021 1:41 pm
Clive will be like a new signing this season :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
"New signing" is a really strange way to spell "useless cùnt". :wink:

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Wed Aug 04, 2021 1:41 pm
Clive will be like a new signing this season :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
Clive ElCunto the pointing shall get more exaggerated - The stats on Back passes will increase - and yet the Tourists will applaude and cheer the uselessCUNT. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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I now have images in my head of me booing this crunt whilst watching him on TV. My kids might start to believe their dad has finally had that break down that the last decade of the Wenger reign almost caused.... :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:37 am
I now have images in my head of me booing this crunt whilst watching him on TV. My kids might start to believe their dad has finally had that break down that the last decade of the Wenger reign almost caused.... :lol:

Uh Ohhh! Okay Lads we need to have a whip round...

To buy a new TV for DB, because for sure his current one is going to get Trashed and send him some flowers when he gets committed to the insane asylum! :D

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:37 am
I now have images in my head of me booing this crunt whilst watching him on TV. My kids might start to believe their dad has finally had that break down that the last decade of the Wenger reign almost caused.... :lol:
As soon as Auba is out of the side and now that Luiz has gone, it will be a choice between this prick and the tofu munching eco warrior taking the armband

And people thought Wenger had flipped when Almunia was captain

Imagine your two biggest c.unts being rotated as captains!

Arteta loves this c.unt. Emery rightly got pelters on here for overseeing a new contract for this prick, so I hope those same folk rightly dish it out Captain Black's way too

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What are the odds that xhaka starts on Friday against Brentford, and also gets a straight red card?

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Nos89 wrote:
Tue Aug 10, 2021 11:42 pm
What are the odds that xhaka starts on Friday against Brentford, and also gets a straight red card?
Well, he would be 1/10 to start the match....first name on the sheet along with Leno

Sending off? Amazed it hasn't happened to the gormless c.unt more often but knowing how quickly Brentford move the ball and press it wouldn't surprise me

One thing's for sure, if he does get sent off, it will be the fans fault for all the stick he gets on social media and there won't be a hint of an apology from the fucktard himself

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Nos89 wrote:
Tue Aug 10, 2021 11:42 pm
What are the odds that xhaka starts on Friday against Brentford, and also gets a straight red card?
What I find happens when Clive leaves the pitch (whether through sending off or substitution) is we instantly look a better team.

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Still no news of a new contract for Xhaka or Bellerin could it still happen???

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For fucks sake you miserable twats, he had a fantastic euros, his pointing was exceptional, his shouting was glorious and his passing (sideways/backwards) exquisite, you will be awed by the new heights he will reach this season....... a new signing I'm telling you, a latter day Viera, Bergkamp and Adam's rolled into one :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:


Where is the nurse Emoji :rubchin:

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:03 am
For fucks sake you miserable twats, he had a fantastic euros, his pointing was exceptional, his shouting was glorious and his passing (sideways/backwards) exquisite, you will be awed by the new heights he will reach this season....... a new signing I'm telling you, a latter day Viera, Bergkamp and Adam's rolled into one :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:


Where is the nurse Emoji :rubchin:
Drugs are bad m'kay.... :lol:

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58204441

Season ticket holder banned after inciting violence against Xhaka.

Go on, own up, who was it? :wink:

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wibble wrote:
Fri Aug 13, 2021 6:58 pm
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58204441

Season ticket holder banned after inciting violence against Xhaka.

Go on, own up, who was it? :wink:
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Amazing how the Prince of Switzerland - the Euros superstar- looked a dopey, paceless, gormless c.unt against a Brentford team with an hour's PL experience between them :D

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:03 am
For fucks sake you miserable twats, he had a fantastic euros, his pointing was exceptional, his shouting was glorious and his passing (sideways/backwards) exquisite, you will be awed by the new heights he will reach this season....... a new signing I'm telling you, a latter day Viera, Bergkamp and Adam's rolled into one SMELLY LUMP OF RANCID VOMIT INDUCING SHYTE:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:


Where is the nurse Emoji :rubchin:


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