ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Madueke has officially signed:

https://www.arsenal.com/news/noni-madueke-signs-arsenal

I never read the full bio till now, hes been at the spuds as well as the chavs, christ we know how to pick them.

Tell me the spuds dont get a %%%

And Fulham in 3 years time, after 8 goals and 6 assists.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Mosquera interview image leaked online on getty images

[mcdowell42]

Arsenal are NOT expected to finalise a deal for Viktor Gyokeres before the squad leave on Saturday for their pre-season tour to Asia.

@garyjacob

[mcdowell42]

MAJOR BREAKING from @JacobsBen:

Arsenal remain focused on the signing of Eze. For the Gunners, they will likely only bring in one of Eze or Simons if Martinelli and Trossard both stay in north London.

Should one of those go, Mikel Arteta's side could look at signing them both.

[DB10GOONER]

EXCLUSIVE from @SamJDean:

Ethan Nwaneri has now signed his new five-year contract at Arsenal.

Deal is fully agreed and done.

I almost wish DB hadn’t banned Bobby Limerick, so that we could witness backtracking and mental gymnastic of epic proportions.

Unfortunately he wouldn't have had the guts to come back on and face the mockery and defend himself. He was a troll. And all trolls are cowardly pieces of shit underneath their fake Billy big bollocks online persona.

[Midz]

According to Mail Sport, Arteta wants a new striker in place before the first team squad jets off to Singapore for the start of their pre-season tour on July 19.

So how has that gone for you, Mikel?

[augie]

According to Mail Sport, Arteta wants a new striker in place before the first team squad jets off to Singapore for the start of their pre-season tour on July 19.

So how has that gone for you, Mikel?

Einstein himself would struggle to fathom our transfer dealings - we race through negotiations with the chavs to agree a deal for their reject (no bu!!shit dragging it out over clauses) only to then turn around and give the fcuker another few weeks off cos he was involved in club world cup If we werent bringing him on tour what was the rush to get this deal done ?? Why not focus your attention on getting the gyokeres or eze deals done so that you could bring them on tour with the rest of the squad ?? This is where teams build up chemistry and get to know the new players in the squad, and we after racing to get the chav signed in a hurry when there was no need, and fcuking about on the two deals that can actually make a difference this coming season. Braindead c.unts the lot of them

[Andrew]

Gyokeres seen getting off a 43 bus on Holloway Road, with Kalou.

True fact.

[DB10GOONER]

Gyokeres seen getting off a 43 bus on Holloway Road, with Kalou.

True fact.

But seriously, no Joe Cole, then I'm out. he could do a job for us.

[Midz]

Gyokeres on the Asia tour.

[augie]

I'm still asking why the rush to sign the chav reject if he was never going to be brought on the pre season tour ? Could we not have dragged that out a few weeks arguing over whether it is £10 per goal or £12 per goal ? No other club were trying to sign him (why would they ? ) so it's not as if we had a gun to our heads to get this deal done He should have been told to go on holiday and we'll start working on the deal in a few weeks just before he is due back, but in the meantime we will focus on Eze and offloading shit like zinchenko who dont appear to be close to leaving

[OneBardGooner]

I'm still asking why the rush to sign the chav reject if he was never going to be brought on the pre season tour ? Could we not have dragged that out a few weeks arguing over whether it is £10 per goal or £12 per goal ? No other club were trying to sign him (why would they ? ) so it's not as if we had a gun to our heads to get this deal done He should have been told to go on holiday and we'll start working on the deal in a few weeks just before he is due back, but in the meantime we will focus on Eze and offloading shit like zinchenko who dont appear to be close to leaving

Couldn't possibly agree more Augie...

The initial telephone call probably went something like this:

Todd Boehly's secretary / assistant:

Boss there's a call on Line 1 from that UK Soccer Team called Arsenal, they are interested in buying that Madueke... You know the one you said was a piece of Deadwood, taking up precious room in the Dressing Room and Team Bus, sucking up precious oxygen and stealing a living at Chelsea.......What should I say?

Boehly: Tell them h might be for sale but we are only considering offers of at least £50million with no haggling... Tell them it's a straightforward 'Yes' or 'No'....

Secretary / Assistant: But sir you said if we can get back half the money we spent on him that would be a good result!?

Boehly: Yes, I know but this is those Mugs from across town who keep coming back every Summer Transfer Window looking to buy our Cast-Offs..

Secretary / Assistant: Aaah! Yes! I see... I'll tell them what you have said sir.

Brief conversation on the other line between the Secretary / Assistant and some unnamed person from Arsenal......


Secretary / Assistant: Sir they have said "Yes" and can have the money in Chelsea's Bank Account by Noon Tomorrow... If the player will agree terms...

Boehly: Chortling... and lighting a Big Fat Corona Cigar... Good... Good.. Yes, tell them he definitely wants is for sale... even though we are very reluctant to sell one of our Star players!

Secretary / Assistant: Yes, Sir I'll let them know.

Another brief conversation between the Secretary / Assistant and un-named person from Arsenal's Transfer Committee... (In the back ground there is Whooping and Hollering from the Arsenal Transfer Committee).

Secretary / Assistant: Yes, that's correct £52 Million by Noon Tomorrow or the deal is off, as Mr Boehly says we have other 'very interested parties lined-up waiting to sign Madueke' ... "Thank-You" we look forward to receiving the Bank Transfer in Full. .... CLICK... Line Goes Dead.

[OneBardGooner]

Source BBC Sport:

"Arsenal have appeared to accidentally confirm the signing of Spanish defender Cristhian Mosquera from Valenicia as they put out an image of him in club kit among the pictures which went along with those announcing Noni Madueke's arrival from Chelsea. The picture has since been deleted."


You couldn't make this shit up!.

[Nick Nack]

Source BBC Sport:

"Arsenal have appeared to accidentally confirm the signing of Spanish defender Cristhian Mosquera from Valenicia as they put out an image of him in club kit among the pictures which went along with those announcing Noni Madueke's arrival from Chelsea. The picture has since been deleted."


You couldn't make this shit up!.

We really are a bunch of incompetent arsewipes

[Nick Nack]

I'm still asking why the rush to sign the chav reject if he was never going to be brought on the pre season tour ? Could we not have dragged that out a few weeks arguing over whether it is £10 per goal or £12 per goal ? No other club were trying to sign him (why would they ? ) so it's not as if we had a gun to our heads to get this deal done He should have been told to go on holiday and we'll start working on the deal in a few weeks just before he is due back, but in the meantime we will focus on Eze and offloading shit like zinchenko who dont appear to be close to leaving

You know Augie, I'm beginning to think that there is some sort of "arrangment" between us and the Chavs around PCR, although I'm not sure what benefit we are seeing.

Some of the signings/loans have never made sense, and the speed of the transactions seems abnormal at times, even for football and it's weirdness.

Who knows what Mr Boehly and Mr Kroenke are discussing over there across the pond

It just smells as if something is going on.

Still we didn't blow loads on Mudryk ,maybe we now owe them a favour