ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[OneBardGooner]

I'm still asking why the rush to sign the chav reject if he was never going to be brought on the pre season tour ? Could we not have dragged that out a few weeks arguing over whether it is £10 per goal or £12 per goal ? No other club were trying to sign him (why would they ? ) so it's not as if we had a gun to our heads to get this deal done He should have been told to go on holiday and we'll start working on the deal in a few weeks just before he is due back, but in the meantime we will focus on Eze and offloading shit like zinchenko who dont appear to be close to leaving

You know Augie, I'm beginning to think that there is some sort of "arrangment" between us and the Chavs around PCR, although I'm not sure what benefit we are seeing.

Some of the signings/loans have never made sense, and the speed of the transactions seems abnormal at times, even for football and it's weirdness.

Who knows what Mr Boehly and Mr Kroenke are discussing over there across the pond

It just smells as if something is going on.

Still we didn't blow loads on Mudryk ,maybe we now owe them a favour

It wasn't for the lack of trying to mate!... He only went to the ChavCunts because they offered him an Eight Year plus contract on 40% more wages... I Do Remember seeing him and Arteta Low Five one another on the touch-line during the game when we next played them at ours...

[Nick Nack]

I'm still asking why the rush to sign the chav reject if he was never going to be brought on the pre season tour ? Could we not have dragged that out a few weeks arguing over whether it is £10 per goal or £12 per goal ? No other club were trying to sign him (why would they ? ) so it's not as if we had a gun to our heads to get this deal done He should have been told to go on holiday and we'll start working on the deal in a few weeks just before he is due back, but in the meantime we will focus on Eze and offloading shit like zinchenko who dont appear to be close to leaving

You know Augie, I'm beginning to think that there is some sort of "arrangment" between us and the Chavs around PCR, although I'm not sure what benefit we are seeing.

Some of the signings/loans have never made sense, and the speed of the transactions seems abnormal at times, even for football and it's weirdness.

Who knows what Mr Boehly and Mr Kroenke are discussing over there across the pond

It just smells as if something is going on.

Still we didn't blow loads on Mudryk ,maybe we now owe them a favour

It wasn't for the lack of trying to mate!... He only went to the ChavCunts because they offered him an Eight Year plus contract on 40% more wages... I Do Remember seeing him and Arteta Low Five one another on the touch-line during the game when we next played them at ours...

Maybe Udryk was gonna be first choice

And we have ended up Madueke as first reserve, cos you know, Mudryk is on a charge and looking at a little time off.....

[mcdowell42]

BREAKING:

“There was some issues with Cristhian Mosquera’s medical, which can NOT be discussed due to medical confidentiality. Everything should be fine, however, that’s why there has been a delay in the announcement - they just have to overcome this complication.”

@Teamnewsandtix

[OneBardGooner]

He hasn't got Herpes has he!?

[Perryashburtongroves]

He hasn't got Herpes has he!?

He's only got one leg.

[augie]

BREAKING:

“There was some issues with Cristhian Mosquera’s medical, which can NOT be discussed due to medical confidentiality. Everything should be fine, however, that’s why there has been a delay in the announcement - they just have to overcome this complication.”

@Teamnewsandtix

Must be serious if a guy with a broken back can sail through our medical without any red flags

[rodders999]

He’s got a third bollock I’m hearing.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

BREAKING:

“There was some issues with Cristhian Mosquera’s medical, which can NOT be discussed due to medical confidentiality. Everything should be fine, however, that’s why there has been a delay in the announcement - they just have to overcome this complication.”

@Teamnewsandtix

“Medically theres something - we can’t talk about it because of confidentiality, of course, but anyway, I’m telling you there was something wrong with the medical. Wink wink”

@Transnewsandwankx

[OneBardGooner]

He hasn't got Herpes has he!?

He's only got one leg.

.. ...















But he Can still head a ball right?

[OneBardGooner]

He’s got a third bollock I’m hearing.

Well that'll make up for our Captain not having any

[OneBardGooner]

BREAKING:

“There was some issues with Cristhian Mosquera’s medical, which can NOT be discussed due to medical confidentiality. Everything should be fine, however, that’s why there has been a delay in the announcement - they just have to overcome this complication.”

@Teamnewsandtix

“Medically theres something - we can’t talk about it because of confidentiality, of course, but anyway, I’m telling you there was something wrong with the medical. Wink wink”

@Transnewsandwankx

[TeeCee]

He hasn't got Herpes has he

Is he the Argentinian striker we've been after?? Gabriel Herpes......I heard he can be a little rash?

[augie]

I know I am going out on a limb here, but can I say again that I think rashford at between £30m-£40m would be a good signing for us, and a much better signing than the chav at £52m - for starters we are talking about a lower transfer fee (although higher wages), but we are also talking about a player that has proven that they can play at the top level and just needs to get his head right again, but he is a left winger which is what everyone says we need. The chav reject is a right winger so either he is back up to saka (thus pushing nwanieri further from team) or we will be playing him in his wrong position.

I will also say that maeda from celtic on the left wing would be a good option too - extremely pacy and direct, plus cheaper than some of the other options we are linked with

[mcdowell42]

EXCLUSIVE:

Viktor Gyökeres is currently working 1 on 1 with a personal trainer with a specific program designed by Arsenal FC.

Arsenal have arranged a large home for him to move into once he's clear to do so by Sporting!

[xgtdec]

EXCLUSIVE:

Viktor Gyökeres is currently working 1 on 1 with a personal trainer with a specific program designed by Arsenal FC.

Arsenal have arranged a large home for him to move into once he's clear to do so by Sporting!

Program designed by arsenal……torn hamstring incoming!!!!!!!