Thierry Henry Appreciation Thread

[armchair]

Before you know it he'll be talking in cliches like the rest of the lazy bastards.
Revolutionized British football....
Be careful what you wish for.....
The stadium.....
100 years in CL.....
Blab blah fukin bla.....

[armchair]

And when he sits there stroking his glorious caramel cock talking about Wenger everyone will listen and it will be AKB wonderland everywhere

My greatest fear. Given the fact he has immeasurable cock within the football world and is a bonafide Arsenal legend, he'll be able to placate the fans.

[OneBardGooner]

Henry is perfect for sky, an ex Arsenal player who is respected by all true football fans. Anyone remember Pompey fans singing his name when we thumped them a few years back?

Carragher and Redknapp are in awe of TH14 because he shat all over them on the pitch during his career at THOF. Will be interesting to hear what he has to say about modern day Arsenal and Wenger.

It's sad that the only thing that makes me proud to be a gooner these days is that advert introducing TH14 as the new expert analyst. Ohh how we have fallen from grace.

And when he sits there stroking his glorious caramel cock talking about Wenger everyone will listen and it will be AKB wonderland everywhere

There's something very homoerotic about that mate...

More like well fuckkin' Dodgy.

[Chippy]

Henry is perfect for sky, an ex Arsenal player who is respected by all true football fans. Anyone remember Pompey fans singing his name when we thumped them a few years back?

Carragher and Redknapp are in awe of TH14 because he shat all over them on the pitch during his career at THOF. Will be interesting to hear what he has to say about modern day Arsenal and Wenger.

It's sad that the only thing that makes me proud to be a gooner these days is that advert introducing TH14 as the new expert analyst. Ohh how we have fallen from grace.

And when he sits there stroking his glorious caramel cock talking about Wenger everyone will listen and it will be AKB wonderland everywhere

There's something very homoerotic about that mate...

More like well fuckkin' Dodgy.

If its good enough for you, its good enough for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt3vZYkMB5I

[OneBardGooner]

and if it IS good enough for him then it is good enough for you Chippy

[QuartzGooner]

He will be in the new Entourage film

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... movie.html

[Martin Hayes]

augie wrote:
Difference was that Larsson was a squad player and was treated accordingly - if this arrogant cock returns he will be treated like a god by our tourist and juvenile star struck fanbase Bringing him on alone would provide orgasmic type reactions from many parts of the ground and his presence will be a distraction for the shambles going on around him - if le cock was gone and if we had a proper manager in place, then I would be ok with him returning to the club in some NON PLAYING capacity but otherwise he can fcuk off

...and this, in a nutshell, is why many Gooners are now put off posting on this site.

Whatever 'Augie' intended to say has been lost in a spleen-ridden invective, where The Arsenal's top scorer, and second greatest ever player, has been derided as an "arrogant cock". Additionally, it would appear being a youthful fan of the team is worthy of derision as well.

We, as fans, are not hugely popular amongst teams of other clubs in London and the South-East. This sort of thing shows why.

[nut flush gooner]

augie wrote:
Difference was that Larsson was a squad player and was treated accordingly - if this arrogant cock returns he will be treated like a god by our tourist and juvenile star struck fanbase Bringing him on alone would provide orgasmic type reactions from many parts of the ground and his presence will be a distraction for the shambles going on around him - if le cock was gone and if we had a proper manager in place, then I would be ok with him returning to the club in some NON PLAYING capacity but otherwise he can fcuk off

...and this, in a nutshell, is why many Gooners are now put off posting on this site.

Whatever 'Augie' intended to say has been lost in a spleen-ridden invective, where The Arsenal's top scorer, and second greatest ever player, has been derided as an "arrogant cock". Additionally, it would appear being a youthful fan of the team is worthy of derision as well.

We, as fans, are not hugely popular amongst teams of other clubs in London and the South-East. This sort of thing shows why.

Absolute fucking ly. It's beyond me how even before Henry had said a word how those same wenger haters are now rounding on our greatest ever player. So fucking what if he has a wenger love in fest that's his perogative. This forum is going stale, it's the same coments week after week just getting more nasty and personal.

For any gooner to call Henry an arrogant cock is just a tad hypocrital. It was Henry's brash attituse to his game that we all admired so don't go fucking having a pop at him for being the same as a pundit.

[northbank123]

Henry is an absolute legend, a tremendous player and a hero. I certainly wouldn't chuck gratuitous insults in his direction.

But he is going to return in full AKB mode, as if he would have been happy to stick around at his prime praying for a 4th placed finish, and it will ensure that the fans and media remain incredibly sympathetic towards him. He will roll out his sycophantic crap with all this be careful what you wish for bollocks and people will listen. Sky will lap it up and would not be anywhere near stupid enough to rock the boat and ask him pressing questions on our/Wenger's continued dismal weaknesses.

[robbo10]

Henry is an absolute legend, a tremendous player and a hero. I certainly wouldn't chuck gratuitous insults in his direction.

But he is going to return in full AKB mode, as if he would have been happy to stick around at his prime praying for a 4th placed finish, and it will ensure that the fans and media remain incredibly sympathetic towards him. He will roll out his sycophantic crap with all this be careful what you wish for bollocks and people will listen. Sky will lap it up and would not be anywhere near stupid enough to rock the boat and ask him pressing questions on our/Wenger's continued dismal weaknesses.

Sadly this is true,as great a player Henry was he is probably the biggest Wenger cultist out there,I would never ever slag Henry off for what he achieved at the club but you know Sky Sports will give him an easy ride over his Wenger stance,I would be interested to see him and Merse having a frank discussion over the current managerial issues.