Injuries

[OneBardGooner]

Apparently Declan Rice has a broken toe

I took my girlfriend out for a meal the other night and we started playing footsie under the table.

I had a steak and she got toed in the hole.

I wonder if this is how he broke it

Well it wasn't from Oirish dancing!


One for my fellow Micks there!

Oirish Dancing !!!???

Is that where there's some pissed Bodhran player playing Out Of Time so they all up kicking one another!?


Something akin to a Mosh Pit!?

[DB10GOONER]

Apparently Declan Rice has a broken toe

I took my girlfriend out for a meal the other night and we started playing footsie under the table.

I had a steak and she got toed in the hole.

I wonder if this is how he broke it

Well it wasn't from Oirish dancing!


One for my fellow Micks there!

Oirish Dancing !!!???

Is that where there's some pissed Bodhran player playing Out Of Time so they all up kicking one another!?


Something akin to a Mosh Pit!?

That's not a mosh pit. That just some twats on speed and/or coke.

[OneBardGooner]

Apparently Declan Rice has a broken toe

I took my girlfriend out for a meal the other night and we started playing footsie under the table.

I had a steak and she got toed in the hole.

I wonder if this is how he broke it

Well it wasn't from Oirish dancing!


One for my fellow Micks there!

Oirish Dancing !!!???

Is that where there's some pissed Bodhran player playing Out Of Time so they all up kicking one another!?


Something akin to a Mosh Pit!?

That's not a mosh pit. That just some twats on speed and/or coke.

I know mate but the gifs of Mosh Pits were not very good at least with that one you can see Yoof's making a Putananny of themselves...

[TeeCee]

Pikey Party!!

[OneBardGooner]

[mcdowell42]

JUST IN from @ConMarbleHalls:

Ben White has undergone a minor operation to resolve an issue he’s been dealing with for the last 6 weeks.

Club are hopeful Calafiori will be back after the international break.

[DB10GOONER]

JUST IN from @ConMarbleHalls:

Ben White has undergone a minor operation to resolve an issue he’s been dealing with for the last 6 weeks.

Fake tan removal? Finer pluck and contouring of his eyebrows?

[TeeCee]

Benny's just had turkey teeth and a Brazilian bum lift?

[DB10GOONER]

And the big news is Kieran Tierney is back from a 5 month injury and part of the squ- oops, no, no, nah, hang on, he's off injured again.... probably.

[Nick Nack]

And the big news is Kieran Tierney is back from a 5 month injury and part of the squ- oops, no, no, nah, hang on, he's off injured again.... probably.

He needs to be careful, they're playing on grass you know

[OneBardGooner]

Thing is Celtic held out when we offered £23Million... and so we ended up Paying £25mill AND offered him more money... so he's on £5.73Mill per year!.... I play on a fuckin' minefield for that!

[DB10GOONER]

And the big news is Kieran Tierney is back from a 5 month injury and part of the squ- oops, no, no, nah, hang on, he's off injured again.... probably.

He needs to be careful, they're playing on grass you know

[OneBardGooner]

And the big news is Kieran Tierney is back from a 5 month injury and part of the squ- oops, no, no, nah, hang on, he's off injured again.... probably.

He needs to be careful, they're playing on grass you know

That's why Pepe signed for us he mistook the terms of his contract that said: Will need to be familiar with Grass.

[falkirk goon]

Seen somewhere that Gabriel is injured

[Natural Born Gooner]

Califiori becoming another sicknote.

Tomiyasu has vanished off the face of the earth

How can we have so many defenders in the squad and so many of them are injured?