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OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 02, 2022 10:20 am

Haven't we All mate haven't we all...


There's that moment when you wake up (in Benidorm ) with the hangover from Hell, yer mouths dry, even with the eyes shut the daylight is still too bright.... and then you feel a body next to you...you turn over and she's snoring and.... then the memories from the night before start gradually coming back ... You start thinking how the fuck can I get out without making any noise? So you slowly very, Very slowly slide out onto the floor and through blurred vision start scrabbling around for your clothes and shoes ... and ZING!!!! You remember all your clothes are on the balcony from which the previous nights shenanigans started .... so you tip toe over to the door turn the handle...


Noooo! And the fuckers Locked.....you can see your trousers & shirt and ONE Shoe ... then you vaguely recall throwing one of your shoes at your mate who was still down by the pool.... then you hear a stirring behind you in the room as the snoring stops and the bed creaks as she turns over ..... and shits all over the floor.

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 02, 2022 10:57 am

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 02, 2022 10:20 am

Haven't we All mate haven't we all...


There's that moment when you wake up (in Benidorm ) with the hangover from Hell, yer mouths dry, even with the eyes shut the daylight is still too bright.... and then you feel a body next to you...you turn over and she's snoring and.... then the memories from the night before start gradually coming back ... You start thinking how the fuck can I get out without making any noise? So you slowly very, Very slowly slide out onto the floor and through blurred vision start scrabbling around for your clothes and shoes ... and ZING!!!! You remember all your clothes are on the balcony from which the previous nights shenanigans started .... so you tip toe over to the door turn the handle...


Noooo! And the fuckers Locked.....you can see your trousers & shirt and ONE Shoe ... then you vaguely recall throwing one of your shoes at your mate who was still down by the pool.... then you hear a stirring behind you in the room as the snoring stops and the bed creaks as she turns over ..... and shits all over the floor.

shu wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 03, 2022 11:54 am

Oh no , that’s not true ??? And you still married her

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 07, 2022 2:08 pm

. Naked Picasso by some woman.

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 03, 2022 1:30 pm

shu wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 03, 2022 11:54 am

Oh no , that’s not true ??? And you still married her

Do NOT Ever Dis my Beloved Shu.

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:21 am

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 07, 2022 2:08 pm

. Naked Picasso by some woman.

From what roddaz says, that is Shu, judging by the micropenis.