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Just thought of a joke I heard a few years back.

Arsenal supporters during the transfer window are like kids in detention, who can watch their mates through the window enjoying themselves on the play-field.

rodders999 wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote: I've renamed this thread in your honour, Rodders.

Smash it.

I've finally made it

On a more serious note, can anyone confirm if Thunder Tits Sawyer is on SSN yet?

Allegedly, if you count the number of seconds it takes after each rumble of thunder for the lightning Flash to come you can work out how far away he is from solving his premature ejaculation problems.

rodders999 wrote: On a more serious note, can anyone confirm if Thunder Tits Sawyer is on SSN yet?

On tit I've seen so far is honest 'Arry

Beckham just said his wife and kids will stay back in London and not join him in Paris. John Terry must be licking his lips.

My 12 year old lad just got in from school and asked if we'd signed anyone.

When I replied "the answer is not always to buy" in my best Self Harmer accent he wasn't too impressed

1989 wrote:Beckham just said his wife and kids will stay back in London and not join him in Paris. John Terry must be licking his lips.

Also said that he has not spoken French since he was at school, 25 years ago ?????


>insert crude French phrase here<

SteveO 35 wrote:My 12 year old lad just got in from school and asked if we'd signed anyone.

When I replied "the answer is not always to buy" in my best Self Harmer accent he wasn't too impressed

Reporting you to Childline mate.

Top Londoner wrote:

SteveO 35 wrote:My 12 year old lad just got in from school and asked if we'd signed anyone.

When I replied "the answer is not always to buy" in my best Self Harmer accent he wasn't too impressed

Reporting you to Childline mate.

Qual-a-tee.

1989 wrote:Beckham just said his wife and kids will stay back in London and not join him in Paris. John Terry must be licking her lips already.

Fixed that for you mate

Top Londoner wrote:

SteveO 35 wrote:My 12 year old lad just got in from school and asked if we'd signed anyone.

When I replied "the answer is not always to buy" in my best Self Harmer accent he wasn't too impressed

Reporting you to Childline mate.

He's gone to play FIFA13 now......that'll be the only way Arsenal will make signings tonight

SteveO 35 wrote:My 12 year old lad just got in from school and asked if we'd signed anyone.

When I replied "the answer is not always to buy" in my best Self Harmer accent he wasn't too impressed

Feck do social services know about you SteveO !!???

SteveO 35 wrote:

Top Londoner wrote:

SteveO 35 wrote:My 12 year old lad just got in from school and asked if we'd signed anyone.

When I replied "the answer is not always to buy" in my best Self Harmer accent he wasn't too impressed

Reporting you to Childline mate.

He's gone to play FIFA13 now......that'll be the only way Arsenal will make signings tonight

Hmmmmm, that's what he told you Steve0. Social services dept are still answering phone calls until 5.30 pm mate.

rodders999 wrote:

Top Londoner wrote:

rodders999 wrote:All we have in life is hope. That's what I cling to. May 2014. If and it's a massive IF he signs a new contract I will not be responsible for my own actions.

2014? You're optimistic aren't you mate? Are your meds that good? I'll give you another 6 months, and that's being optimistic.
Sorry, but true rodders.

I'm not saying there won't be some collateral damage but I can see myself making it till May 2014 if it's announced late this year that he's walking away once the contract is up. I expect a statement in Nov/Dec 2013 sying he's done. That's what I'm clinging to so don't piss on my parade

One defeat at a time sweet Jesus

Fixed that for ya Rodders!!

Beckham just announced that his salary will be given to a Paris childrens charity.

The LEYTONSTONE lad is class.

Santos, can you read this?

Top Londoner wrote:

SteveO 35 wrote:

Top Londoner wrote:

SteveO 35 wrote:My 12 year old lad just got in from school and asked if we'd signed anyone.

When I replied "the answer is not always to buy" in my best Self Harmer accent he wasn't too impressed

Reporting you to Childline mate.

He's gone to play FIFA13 now......that'll be the only way Arsenal will make signings tonight

Hmmmmm, that's what he told you Steve0. Social services dept are still answering phone calls until 5.30 pm mate.

He's got a day off school tomorrow because the teacher's are dossing, oops sorry....I mean training. He just asked me whether he can stay up until the window closes tonight?

I don't know whether its more cruel to say 'yes' given that unless we get our private jet out to Valenciennes soon to sign SQ Bong nobody will be joining