Modern Football Bol**cks

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‘I hope I’m remembered by fans as an entertainer’, says retired ‘celebrity ref’ Mike Dean after 22 years in football

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Redarmy wrote:
Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:42 pm
‘I hope I’m remembered by fans as an entertainer’, says retired ‘celebrity ref’ Mike Dean after 22 years in football
What a self opinionated c :censored: un :censored: t

As if we didn’t already know

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Redarmy wrote:
Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:42 pm
‘I hope I’m remembered by fans as an entertainer’, says retired ‘celebrity ref’ Mike Dean after 22 years in football
he'll certainly be remembered by fans but 'entertainer' isn't the word that comes to mind. :D

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Red Snapper wrote:
Thu Jul 14, 2022 5:34 pm
arrgee wrote:
Thu Jul 14, 2022 12:35 pm
NickF98 wrote:
Tue Jul 12, 2022 3:55 pm
The BBC top earners list is out today. How does an utter c#nt like Lineker manage to earn so much for actually very little work?

0.5m more than the next person on the list and 1m more than his co presenter Shearer.

:banghead: :cussing:
It’s not work. It’s a jolly. Sit around on a Saturday night with a couple of fellers talking football and getting paid. Fcuk me, I do that for free. Only difference is :corkbarry:

I record MOTD and fast forward through all the guff.
Is there any other way?? :wink:
That's all football lads. I fuck off and do something else for 15 minutes at half time during live matches. Modern punditry is shit. But then what can we expect when one of the highest paid most "respected" pundits spits at children and doesn't get sacked? :roll:

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Redarmy wrote:
Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:42 pm
‘I hope I’m remembered by fans as an entertainer’, says retired ‘celebrity ref’ Mike Dean after 22 years in football
"Entertainer"; the new word for "cheating cùnt". :x

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Arsenal's (New) 3rd Kit Launched.



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Apparently there are two versions; One Regular @£70 and an 'Authentic' (The same one's as worn by the player) version @ £100.

Fuck that's an awful lot of money for a shiny T-shirt.

Edit" Sorry wrong thread :oops:

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Redarmy wrote:
Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:42 pm
‘I hope I’m remembered by fans as an entertainer’, says retired ‘celebrity ref’ Mike Dean after 22 years in football
This is a job that can be automated and done better.

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https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/you- ... -zjwhsgsh7

Mike’s final game was Chelsea’s 2-1 win over relegated Watford and at the end of the game he spread his arms wide open and began hugging various players. Mr Dean was known for his flamboyant gestures and archaic posturing, one part an addled old queen from Old Compton Street, one part Latin American fascist dictator. On the day of his retirement, talkSPORT reported the news and immediately read out a text from a caller called Sean, who said: “Good riddance. He could spoil a christening.” To provide some balance, the presenters then interviewed manager Neil Warnock, who said: “Ten years too late.”

More like 20 years too late imho.

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arrgee wrote:
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https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/you- ... -zjwhsgsh7

Mike’s final game was Chelsea’s 2-1 win over relegated Watford and at the end of the game he spread his arms wide open and began hugging various players. Mr Dean was known for his flamboyant gestures and archaic posturing, one part an addled old queen from Old Compton Street, one part Latin American fascist dictator. On the day of his retirement, talkSPORT reported the news and immediately read out a text from a caller called Sean, who said: “Good riddance. He could spoil a christening.” To provide some balance, the presenters then interviewed manager Neil Warnock, who said: “Ten years too late.”

More like 20 years too late imho.
:lol: :lol:

What a cuntbagel he was. Good fucking riddance Jasper. :censored:

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Redarmy wrote:
Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:42 pm
‘I hope I’m remembered by fans as an entertainer’, says retired ‘celebrity ref’ Mike Dean after 22 years in football
In all seriousness though, that quote alone should be enough to investigate him, as he’s not supposed to be an entertainer, he’s supposed to be an impartial referee. The very fact that he want to be remembered as a clown is very fucking suspicious.

How many far east betting companies have made a pretty penny off of “entertainers?”

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Thu Jul 21, 2022 10:09 pm
Redarmy wrote:
Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:42 pm
‘I hope I’m remembered by fans as an entertainer’, says retired ‘celebrity ref’ Mike Dean after 22 years in football
In all seriousness though, that quote alone should be enough to investigate him, as he’s not supposed to be an entertainer, he’s supposed to be an impartial referee. The very fact that he want to be remembered as a clown is very fucking suspicious.

How many far east betting companies have made a pretty penny off of “entertainers?”
Agreed 100%. These fucking celebidee wannabe referees need to be rooted out of the game. Like the fuckwit Oliver with the lines shaved into his hair before some final - or the other cùnt (was it Calamity Clattenburg?) that got the trophies of the finals he'd reffed tattooed on his arm? How fucking pathetic and embarrassing was that? :oops: :roll:

It'd be like augie getting a cash register tattooed on his arm because he works in shop. Or rodderz getting a penis tattooed on his arm because he - um, well you know what I mean..... :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jul 22, 2022 8:52 am
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Thu Jul 21, 2022 10:09 pm
Redarmy wrote:
Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:42 pm
‘I hope I’m remembered by fans as an entertainer’, says retired ‘celebrity ref’ Mike Dean after 22 years in football
In all seriousness though, that quote alone should be enough to investigate him, as he’s not supposed to be an entertainer, he’s supposed to be an impartial referee. The very fact that he want to be remembered as a clown is very fucking suspicious.

How many far east betting companies have made a pretty penny off of “entertainers?”
Agreed 100%. These fucking celebidee wannabe referees need to be rooted out of the game. Like the fuckwit Oliver with the lines shaved into his hair before some final - or the other cùnt (was it Calamity Clattenburg?) that got the trophies of the finals he'd reffed tattooed on his arm? How fucking pathetic and embarrassing was that? :oops: :roll:

It'd be like augie getting a cash register tattooed on his arm because he works in shop. Or rodderz getting a penis tattooed on his arm because he - um, well you know what I mean..... :lol: :wink:
That fucking c unt Dean was an absolutely shit ref who was a fucking coward and obsessed with himself. Nobody fucking cares about refs, it's an easy fucking job at the professional level, they are paid an absolute fortune for it and have no accountability at all. The ones who should get attention and support are the ones who do it for 25 quid on a Sunday morning and get attacked by thugs because c unts like Dean and Poll and whoever else, allowed pricks like Rooney and Carragher and Gerrard and Keane to abuse them without any consequences at all.

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Mike Dean is a wankspangle,may his knob shrivel and fall off……..c unt

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robbo10 wrote:
Fri Jul 22, 2022 4:08 pm
Mike Dean is a wankspangle,may his knob shrivel and fall off……..c unt
Wankspangle ?

I see you have one of those fancy CSE’s in English that Retro was taking about my friend. 8)

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StuartL wrote:
Fri Jul 22, 2022 6:16 pm
robbo10 wrote:
Fri Jul 22, 2022 4:08 pm
Mike Dean is a wankspangle,may his knob shrivel and fall off……..c unt
Wankspangle ?

I see you have one of those fancy CSE’s in English that Retro was taking about my friend. 8)
Ha ha ha I was the first year of the GCSE mate,and aithought we were told you could not fail them………I fucking did :barscarf:

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