The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

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I Hate Hleb wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:2040 The dozy *word censored* from BT who in order to fix a fault has ripped out the lines from my exchange losing my broadband. therefore no filth as im on my work laptop. *word censored*.

I've never been to the rocket. Where is it?
Google NASA. 8) :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :censored: :censored: :duh:


I would have bought you a pint, but im not going to now. :belfastboy: :wink:

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marcengels wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:
AA23Northbank wrote:
flash gunner wrote:2037. The Rocket fraternity
Reason? Does that include me (even tho u've never met me)? :twisted: :wink:
Seeing as he didn't include me I guess you'll be fine... also you agreed it was shit so that's good enough. :wink:

speaking of which we must all meet up at some point. :cheers: :drunk: :barscarf:
Yep...us oldgits can you send you young guys in to the offy to buy some beer for us :lol: :wink:
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Don't tell me you're one of those who loiters around drinking cans trying to scrape in with the pub crowd.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :oops:

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storrmin571 wrote:2040 The dozy *word censored* from BT who in order to fix a fault has ripped out the lines from my exchange losing my broadband. therefore no filth as im on my work laptop. *word censored*.

I've never been to the rocket. Where is it?
Ignorance is bliss stormin :wink:

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Is it a tennis place, would my mrs like it, bearing in mind she is ginger and grew up near ninian park?

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flash gunner wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:2040 The dozy *word censored* from BT who in order to fix a fault has ripped out the lines from my exchange losing my broadband. therefore no filth as im on my work laptop. *word censored*.

I've never been to the rocket. Where is it?
Ignorance is bliss stormin :wink:
Ignore Flash :awnker: :wink: :D

It's on Holloway road, turn right out of Holloway road tube, keep walking down, large red brick building :barscarf:

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Righto, will probably find it, we are coming up for birmingham game. Either there of gunners pub. I will be with a ginger bird who willl have on a bendtner shirt. Wrong I know.

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2043. Gandalf......LOTR what a *word censored* :awnker:






Never Heard of him, had to google his name............... :lol: :lol:
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Only One Tony Adams wrote:2043. Gandalf......LOTR what a c**t :awnker:






Ever Heard of him, had to google his name............... :lol: :lol:
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AA23Northbank wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:2040 The dozy *word censored* from BT who in order to fix a fault has ripped out the lines from my exchange losing my broadband. therefore no filth as im on my work laptop. *word censored*.

I've never been to the rocket. Where is it?
Ignorance is bliss stormin :wink:
Ignore Flash :awnker: :wink: :D

It's on Holloway road, turn right out of Holloway road tube, keep walking down, large red brick building :barscarf:
Opposite Paddy Power bookies i think..... Dont say i didnt warn you though Stormin :roll: :D

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whats the clients like?

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storrmin571 wrote:whats the clients like?
super fans 8)

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2044. Almunia

(Best say it now in case he suddenly gets feckin' good) :D :wink:

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2045 - My brother in law for bringing up my nephew and niece as Villa fans. Mind you my nephew thinks the Chavs are actually called Chelsea rubbish.

2046 - My wife, who has informed me that I am not allowed to visit a certain place where eastern european women dance around a pole, when I am out with her brother to wet said nieces head. I wasn't going anyway.








I've been before. :oops:

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2047 Joey Barton
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Says that AW complaints about reckless tackling is OTT, claiming fans want to see the rough tackling but obviously doesnt want to see the injuries to players. Catch 22 situation u twat, rough, reckless high tackles = injuries :awnker:

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storrmin571 wrote:2046 - My wife, who has informed me that I am not allowed to visit a certain place where eastern european women dance around a pole, when I am out with her brother to wet said nieces head. I wasn't going anyway
Divorce her mate 8) :lol:

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