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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:46 pm
by goonersid
flash gunner wrote:storrmin571 wrote:2046 - My wife, who has informed me that I am not allowed to visit a certain place where eastern european women dance around a pole, when I am out with her brother to wet said nieces head. I wasn't going anyway
Divorce her mate

You wet your own nieces head whilst watching her dance around a pole

either you are a fucking pervert

or she a morris dancer, and I have got the wrong end of the stick or I mean pole.

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:37 pm
by storrmin571
That's the problem sid she doesn't want me grabbing the wrong end of the pole!!!!!
My father in law has also been banned from attending eastern european dancing establishment. He's a ginger chelsea fan.
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:22 am
by DB10GOONER
storrmin571 wrote:That's the problem sid she doesn't want me grabbing the wrong end of the pole!!!!!
My father in law has also been banned from attending eastern european dancing establishment. He's a ginger chelsea fan.
Check your missus out mate!! If he's a ginger mutant she will carry the DNA strain too!!

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:08 pm
by Only One Tony Adams
2048.Sam Allardyce ..........i hate that *word censored*

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:12 pm
by storrmin571
DB10GOONER wrote:storrmin571 wrote:That's the problem sid she doesn't want me grabbing the wrong end of the pole!!!!!
My father in law has also been banned from attending eastern european dancing establishment. He's a ginger chelsea fan.
Check your missus out mate!! If he's a ginger mutant she will carry the DNA strain too!!

Its too late. She has the strain, I have sent her down to Barry Island with the other mutants.

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:47 pm
by OneBardGooner
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:12 pm
by OneBardGooner
2050. eboue (nuff said).
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:10 pm
by AA23Northbank
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:16 pm
by flash gunner
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:18 pm
by Only One Tony Adams
2053.Teddy Sheringham.............*word censored*,*word censored*,*word censored*.............

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:21 pm
by Big_G
can only agree, what a *word censored*!
2054. Ramona Bachmann
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:44 pm
by AA23Northbank
2055. Tony Pulis. Looks like a right twat wearing that baseball cap. And he's a massive *word censored*!
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:53 pm
by Only One Tony Adams
AA23Northbank wrote:2055. Tony Pulis. Looks like a right twat wearing that baseball cap. And he's a massive c**t!
+1.................he's a right *word censored*, i'd love a swing at him too

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:09 pm
by SWLGooner
Only One Tony Adams wrote:AA23Northbank wrote:2055. Tony Pulis. Looks like a right twat wearing that baseball cap. And he's a massive c**t!
+1.................he's a right c**t, i'd love a swing at him too

Same here.
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:10 pm
by marcengels