THE WENGER THREAD

[OneBardGooner]

And yes fuckhead I spotted your edit....

Cheeky fucking Ewok....

That's nice innit I pay you a compliment and your short temper let's you down again....tut tut.

[DB10GOONER]

And yes fuckhead I spotted your edit....

Cheeky fucking Ewok....

That's nice innit I pay you a compliment and your short temper let's you down again....tut tut.

Nice punning. A little obvious but there was some minuscule wit there too. Ya dwarf bastard, ya.

[Ed Hunter The Gooner]

Wenger is our Trump. Spouting shit and that shit being eaten up and accepted by idiots. TRUMP!! TRUMP!! TRUMP!!

Thinking more of this and fucking hell, you are spot on!

[DB10GOONER]

Wenger is our Trump. Spouting shit and that shit being eaten up and accepted by idiots. TRUMP!! TRUMP!! TRUMP!!

Thinking more of this and fucking hell, you are spot on!

Straight up, man. There is a similar nasty kind of hoodwinking going on.

Trump is preaching to the converted and telling them what they want to hear, how it's always someone else's fault that things aren't right, that someone being "the foreigners". And they suck his shit up.

Arsene is preaching to the converted and telling them what they want to hear, how it's always something else's fault that things aren't right, that something being pimping of clubs or the inflated transfer market, or poor pitches, or other clubs style of play/spending power. And they suck his shit up.

Wenger = Trump.

[xgtdec]

Wenger is our Trump. Spouting shit and that shit being eaten up and accepted by idiots. TRUMP!! TRUMP!! TRUMP!!

Thinking more of this and fucking hell, you are spot on!

Straight up, man. There is a similar nasty kind of hoodwinking going on.

Trump is preaching to the converted and telling them what they want to hear, how it's always someone else's fault that things aren't right, that someone being "the foreigners". And they suck his shit up.

Arsene is preaching to the converted and telling them what they want to hear, how it's always something else's fault that things aren't right, that something being pimping of clubs or the inflated transfer market, or poor pitches, or other clubs style of play/spending power. And they suck his shit up.

Wenger = Trump.

But doesn't trump stand a chance of winning something?

[DB10GOONER]

Wenger is our Trump. Spouting shit and that shit being eaten up and accepted by idiots. TRUMP!! TRUMP!! TRUMP!!

Thinking more of this and fucking hell, you are spot on!

Straight up, man. There is a similar nasty kind of hoodwinking going on.

Trump is preaching to the converted and telling them what they want to hear, how it's always someone else's fault that things aren't right, that someone being "the foreigners". And they suck his shit up.

Arsene is preaching to the converted and telling them what they want to hear, how it's always something else's fault that things aren't right, that something being pimping of clubs or the inflated transfer market, or poor pitches, or other clubs style of play/spending power. And they suck his shit up.

Wenger = Trump.

But doesn't trump stand a chance of winning something?

How quickly you forget the two FA Cups - and more importantly the 17 VT cups!!

[OneBardGooner]

And yes fuckhead I spotted your edit....

Cheeky fucking Ewok....

That's nice innit I pay you a compliment and your short temper let's you down again....tut tut.

Nice punning. A little obvious but there was some minuscule wit there too. Ya dwarf bastard, ya.

Talking of 'miniscule wit' hows the book selling?

[OneBardGooner]

Wenger is our Trump. Spouting shit and that shit being eaten up and accepted by idiots. TRUMP!! TRUMP!! TRUMP!!

Thinking more of this and fucking hell, you are spot on!

And Wenger is Trumps campaign adviser - that's another $16million Keerrrchhinng

[Ed Hunter The Gooner]

Wenger is our Trump. Spouting shit and that shit being eaten up and accepted by idiots. TRUMP!! TRUMP!! TRUMP!!

Thinking more of this and fucking hell, you are spot on!

Straight up, man. There is a similar nasty kind of hoodwinking going on.

Trump is preaching to the converted and telling them what they want to hear, how it's always someone else's fault that things aren't right, that someone being "the foreigners". And they suck his shit up.

Arsene is preaching to the converted and telling them what they want to hear, how it's always something else's fault that things aren't right, that something being pimping of clubs or the inflated transfer market, or poor pitches, or other clubs style of play/spending power. And they suck his shit up.

Wenger = Trump.

Yep, that's right. Add into the mix arrogance beyond any decency and total lack of care for what other people has to say. It's only me me me me and one more time me, fuck the others and their peasant opinions.

[xisstential]

Wenger is our Trump. Spouting shit and that shit being eaten up and accepted by idiots. TRUMP!! TRUMP!! TRUMP!!

Reminds me more of Boris and the leave campaign. People disenfranchised and given a vote they show their anger at years of failing government. Only what comes next might be worse.

That sounds like a veiled "be careful what you wish for". I'll tell you straight up what I'm wishing for..... for Wenger to FUCK off, Not sneak off "upstairs" but FUCK off, completely & utterly. I don't give a shit if it's worse, what's gonna happen, are we gonna miss out on going out of the 1st KO round of the CL?? Oh how awful, how will we cope?? Or heaven forbid not making CL at all thereby depriving one of the decent teams of some KO cannon fodder. Short of getting relegated it can't get worse than it is right now.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I like Merteacker's attitude. He knows we are not good enough and occasionally makes these comments about no being good enough. Its refreshing considering Wenger, Walcott, Giroud ect are glass half empty figures. Still doesnt make me trust him as a defender.

Is funny but I think that at BFG's age, he would prioritise winning over being first choice - I think as club captain that he would accept being relegated to back up IF le cock signed a quality centre back to play instead of him.

I dunno. No one likes to be replaced by a younger better model. And I'm sure the big chicken still wants to play. I remember before I was "promoted" to the Over 35's I was more or less replaced by this 22 year old hot shot at the beginning of my last year in the regular league and I was furious, I fought tooth and nail to stay first choice, but fuck it yeah he was younger fitter and a better footballer too. The cúnt.

And not covered head to toe in plaster cast

[Gunner Rob]

I really can't take this coming season seriously.
we kick off in under 3 weeks and our striker v Liverpool will be either Akpom or Walcott
am I right in also thinking that now Mertesacker is out injured our first choice CB pairing is Chambers/Koscielny

Will anyone recognise anyone on the bench?
what is the point of just buying Xhaka? he is not going to improve this team, we need to buy in the areas where we are short or is this too logical ?

settle in for the ride everyone. car crash season is about to start!!

[BFG4]

I really can't take this coming season seriously.
we kick off in under 3 weeks and our striker v Liverpool will be either Akpom or Walcott
am I right in also thinking that now Mertesacker is out injured our first choice CB pairing is Chambers/Koscielny

Will anyone recognise anyone on the bench?
what is the point of just buying Xhaka? he is not going to improve this team, we need to buy in the areas where we are short or is this too logical ?

settle in for the ride everyone. car crash season is about to start!!

Our incompetent excuse for a manager, will gamble on this season not starting off as bad as 2011/2012, otherwise he will have to open his extremely tight wallet, and panic buy. Most seasons we can fool ourselves into thinking that we are going to challenge for the title, until at least after Christmas, while this season, we will be starting our race for the VT very early.

[augie]

The funny thing about this, is that in our first two games we are facing a rejuvenated victims fc at home, and the reigning premier league champions away - all this with the likelihood of being without kos, BFG, sanchez and (hopefully) giroud, so losing the first two games is very possible

[xgtdec]

The funny thing about this, is that in our first two games we are facing a rejuvenated victims fc at home, and the reigning premier league champions away - all this with the likelihood of being without kos, BFG, sanchez and (hopefully) giroud, so losing the first two games is very possible

My glass is a bit emptier than that

I can easily see us losing 3 out of 4 in the opening 3 weeks. The bin dippers will have had a summer for Klopp to work with them and install some refined tactics, Leicester wont become a shit team over the summer, watford should be a win but who knows...and the saints could easily turn us over as per last year. we could be 9 points short of the top by the end of august!