THE WENGER THREAD

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TeeCee wrote:Saw an interesting article this morning saying how there are 4 ex-Arsenal strikers without clubs - Bendtner, Chamakh, Adebarndoor and Aliadiere......how much did Arsole the dick-tator spunk on them over the years? Fair enough Adebarndoor actually had some talent but was as mad as a box of frogs, the others are part of a long list of signings by the old dick who are nothing now.
Shocking really isn't it. The waste of money. :roll: :x Financial constraints my sexy fucking ass. Egotistical constraints more like. :evil: :x

TBH though Barndoor was a flash in the pan really, he had one great season in 2008 when we should have won the PL (thanks Arsene!) but he had no consistency and quickly reverted to being that type of striker that missed 8 or 9 sitters for every goal he scored. By the end he was more wasteful than Goiroud and Walcott put together. :shock: His goal scoring record is appalling in almost every season of his career bar that one in 08.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
TeeCee wrote:Saw an interesting article this morning saying how there are 4 ex-Arsenal strikers without clubs - Bendtner, Chamakh, Adebarndoor and Aliadiere......how much did Arsole the dick-tator spunk on them over the years? Fair enough Adebarndoor actually had some talent but was as mad as a box of frogs, the others are part of a long list of signings by the old dick who are nothing now.
Shocking really isn't it. The waste of money. :roll: :x Financial constraints my sexy fucking ass. Egotistical constraints more like. :evil: :x

TBH though Barndoor was a flash in the pan really, he had one great season in 2008 when we should have won the PL (thanks Arsene!) but he had no consistency and quickly reverted to being that type of striker that missed 8 or 9 sitters for every goal he scored. By the end he was more wasteful than Goiroud and Walcott put together. :shock: His goal scoring record is appalling in almost every season of his career bar that one in 08.



The useless c.unts comprehension was nothing short of fcuking woeful - I don't think that I have ever seen a player at any level, be caught offside as much as he was :roll: :oops:

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augie wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
TeeCee wrote:Saw an interesting article this morning saying how there are 4 ex-Arsenal strikers without clubs - Bendtner, Chamakh, Adebarndoor and Aliadiere......how much did Arsole the dick-tator spunk on them over the years? Fair enough Adebarndoor actually had some talent but was as mad as a box of frogs, the others are part of a long list of signings by the old dick who are nothing now.
Shocking really isn't it. The waste of money. :roll: :x Financial constraints my sexy fucking ass. Egotistical constraints more like. :evil: :x

TBH though Barndoor was a flash in the pan really, he had one great season in 2008 when we should have won the PL (thanks Arsene!) but he had no consistency and quickly reverted to being that type of striker that missed 8 or 9 sitters for every goal he scored. By the end he was more wasteful than Goiroud and Walcott put together. :shock: His goal scoring record is appalling in almost every season of his career bar that one in 08.



The useless c.unts comprehension was nothing short of fcuking woeful - I don't think that I have ever seen a player at any level, be caught offside as much as he was :roll: :oops:
Oh fuck yeah! :shock: I had actually blocked that part of his "game" out of my memory! :lol: :roll:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Ha ha. He'll fuck it up royally - probably drop my coffin and deliver my mortal remains to a cement factory rather than the cemetery.
...and then blame the fans. :oops: :lol:
Or blame the pall bearers for being " leedle bit jaded " or " pall bearing wiv ze 'andbrake on "

Nothing is ever Wenger's fault. That should be written outside the stadium in 10ft letters

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Ha ha. He'll fuck it up royally - probably drop my coffin and deliver my mortal remains to a cement factory rather than the cemetery.
...and then blame the fans. :oops: :lol:
Or blame the pall bearers for being " leedle bit jaded " or " pall bearing wiv ze 'andbrake on "

Nothing is ever Wenger's fault. That should be written outside the stadium in 10ft letters
:lol: :lol:

Maybe a new Latin motto on the cartoon crest? :rubchin:

"non enim praeposita est in culpa" :barscarf:

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Looks like his French TV career is blossoming, hopefully full time job from next summer :D

http://www.punditarena.com/football/jmu ... -mourinho/?

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Redarmy wrote:Looks like his French TV career is blossoming, hopefully full time job from next summer :D

http://www.punditarena.com/football/jmu ... -mourinho/?
He said on his punditry when France put Iceland to the sword, that Giroud was the best striker in the competition. The same Giroud who was then marked out of the game against Germany, got jerked and never made the starting line up in the finals.

The man is just plain damn good at everything he turns his hand to.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Ha ha. He'll fuck it up royally - probably drop my coffin and deliver my mortal remains to a cement factory rather than the cemetery.
...and then blame the fans. :oops: :lol:
Or blame the pall bearers for being " leedle bit jaded " or " pall bearing wiv ze 'andbrake on "

Nothing is ever Wenger's fault. That should be written outside the stadium in 10ft letters
:lol: :lol:

Maybe a new Latin motto on the cartoon crest? :rubchin:

"non enim praeposita est in culpa" :barscarf:
And the team could come out to "It wasn't me" by Shaggy

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Such an abundance of Ex AW players consigned to the scrap-heap.

There is a pattern here.

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Blade wrote:Such an abundance of Ex AW players consigned to the scrap-heap.

There is a pattern here.
Ex players who should have an awful.lot to offer our club !

Wenker would see Vieira / Bergkamp as threats to his position as they would undeniably be more popular with the crowd.

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Wenger publicity campaign in full working motion at the bowl today. Signing autographs, being close to the supporters. Cannot remember Wenger doing this on fan days.

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Nos89 wrote:Wenger publicity campaign in full working motion at the bowl today. Signing autographs, being close to the supporters. Cannot remember Wenger doing this on fan days.
Why would anybody want Wenger's autograph??

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xisstential wrote:
Nos89 wrote:Wenger publicity campaign in full working motion at the bowl today. Signing autographs, being close to the supporters. Cannot remember Wenger doing this on fan days.
Why would anybody want Wenger's autograph??
To forge his resignation letter?

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Nos89 wrote:Wenger publicity campaign in full working motion at the bowl today. Signing autographs, being close to the supporters. Cannot remember Wenger doing this on fan days.
Maybe saying bye bye as it's his last one 8)



















but probably just buttering up the masses before he signs the next extension :suicide:

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My biggest fear, is Ozil and Sanchez both leaving this year, and Wenger 'reluctantly' signing a new deal 'in order to provide stability during a time of uncertainty'. He will portray his new deal as self-sacrifice and play the reluctant hero.

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