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Closeau made sense US MARTY doesnt :wink:

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Hes back on tonight but still tip toeing around what was asked of him. :roll:

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at first i ahted usmartin, however, as i have learned to skip over his posts, i have come to appreciate that he is precisely what makes this forum good, just anothee charachter in the rich tapestry of the OG...

the back and forths, or lack of between him and many others are funny, as is the fact he doesnt seem to care that everyone has told him to f off as they are board with his hijacking etc, and he still stays here, even though he could find easier audiences in other forums, and its especally funny when he occasionally loses it and calls people little cock pussys or all kinds of c*nts, thn trys to justify his name calling!

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A very magnanimous point of view.

It reminds me of something that happened on new years eve a couple of years ago. My then 5 year old accidently swallowed a pound coin. Due to the size of the coin in relation to my sons digestive system they were unable to fish it out, he had to stay in hospitsl for a couple of days, where they monitored him to make sure it didnt get stuck and then we had to wait for nature to take it's course.

For nearly 2 weeks my wife had to check after his every "motion" for the coin.

My son's situation is very similar to USM's posts, differing in one crucial way....

At least we found something worthwhile after trawling through all that shit!

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Must say i do enjoy the verbal jousting with him.Im particularly fond of when he loses his temper and his posts get more erratic and any kind of proper spelling or grammar goes out the window.I can just imagine him in a room typing furiously on a keyboard putting what he wants to say on here before hes actually thought of what hes going to post. :lol:

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Post by northbankbren »

What is it marty is saying he has evidence of????
Timetravel?
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Nah seriosly i missed it, what is he saying he has proof of?????

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redstevo wrote:A very magnanimous point of view.

It reminds me of something that happened on new years eve a couple of years ago. My then 5 year old accidently swallowed a pound coin. Due to the size of the coin in relation to my sons digestive system they were unable to fish it out, he had to stay in hospitsl for a couple of days, where they monitored him to make sure it didnt get stuck and then we had to wait for nature to take it's course.

For nearly 2 weeks my wife had to check after his every "motion" for the coin.

My son's situation is very similar to USM's posts, differing in one crucial way....

At least we found something worthwhile after trawling through all that shit!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

There must be a joke here somewhere about "dirty money"......"filthy lucre"....or something. :D

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It came out black due to the acid etc...

Notice how it was my wife who checked, good bit of delegation I thought.

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Post by olgitgooner »

redstevo wrote:It came out black due to the acid etc...

Notice how it was my wife who checked, good bit of delegation I thought.
Very thoughtful of you Stevo.

It gave her a nice break from the ironing. :wink:

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Post by olgitgooner »

There is an allegedly true story about a girl who swallowed a quite expensive earing (don't ask).

She spent the next two days avoiding the toilet pan. Took her dumps in the shower until the earing saw the light of day. :ewwwww: :D

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Marty is still looking for the evidence??? :anyminute:

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Post by northbankbren »

Proof of what????

Anyone????

I'll take an answer please bob. :?:

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Post by olgitgooner »

northbankbren wrote:Proof of what????

Anyone????

I'll take an answer please bob. :?:
Bren, just pick a thread. Any thread. Open it up. There is a very good chance that marty is in there somewhere. Spouting on about his conspiracy theory about the board.

It's beyond tedious.

He has been challenged to prove his theories. He has promised us that the proof is on it's way. He's working on it! :roll: :lol

He won't actually come up with any real proof. Because he can't. He will just keep waffling. Until he bores us all to death.

Heres a thread for you......

http://www.onlinegooner.com/phpbb2/view ... hp?t=30559

a whole pile of martywaffle mixed in with some more entertaining stuff from other posters.

Fill yer boots. :wink:

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Post by brazilianGOONER »

i have never had a look at this thread because i got a bit tired of USMartin's point of view about the board and all, but looking at this page i realize i may be missing LOADS of fun!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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