MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

[Henry Norris 1913]

Is his girlfriend STILL on holiday?

I'm afraid she's probably taken more sausage than king jason and OneBardGooner all together

Mate, she's taken so much cock that when she breathes, little spunk bubbles inflate and deflate out of her nostrils.

[richie powling]

i forgot how funny this thread was

[OneBardGooner]

i forgot how funny this thread was

So has the thread starter...

[richie powling]

so many members that have left sadly

[DB10GOONER]

so many members that have left sadly

[flash gunner]

so many members that have left sadly

Yes Richie they have

[Allgunsblazin]

Is his girlfriend STILL on holiday?

I'm afraid she's probably taken more sausage than king jason and OneBardGooner all together

Jason King as far as Onebard is concerned the shirt lifter......

[OneBardGooner]

Yeah when this thread began we had some good and Funny Gooners on here...sad.
Especially when you have thick as shyte and twice as smelly numbnut tossers trying to be ohhhh sooo funneeee.

[corkbarry]

I used to read this on a sat night, memorise some of the jokes and tell them to drunk people, the best audience you could have.

[OneBardGooner]

So, you used to talk to yourself in the mirror ?

[corkbarry]

So, you used to talk to yourself in the mirror ?

I thought i was on the joke thread

[OneBardGooner]

So, you used to talk to yourself in the mirror ?

I thought i was on the joke thread

No Baz that'd be the Wenger Thread coz the cunnt IS a joke..a nightmare of a joke.

[Allgunsblazin]

Yeah when this thread began we had some good and Funny Gooners on here...sad.
Especially when you have thick as shyte and twice as smelly numbnut tossers trying to be ohhhh sooo funneeee.

Oi stop name calling or I'll get yer man DB10 to sort you out yer gimp!....

[tink77vip]

Oh dear

[OneBardGooner]

baco on topic...

As DB might say - she now has an arsehole like a broken cat flap.