I've finally figured out how Xhaka stays so fit, he does absolutely fuck all, even beyond what we suspected, he doesn't pass more than 5 yards, no chance of over extension injuries, he doesn't tackle except from behind therefore no collision injuries, he doesn't run so no hammies pulled or other soft tissue injuries, he can't head the ball so no chance of concussion injuries, he falls over if anyone comes near him when in possession so never gets tackled, and finally passes the ball 5 yards IF there is a chance of someone tackling him...... he is absolutely perfect in terms of injury avoidance

..................just a shame he is utter dogshite as a footballer
