THE WENGER THREAD

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OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Redarmy wrote:Only consolation i have is i will still be here when Wenger has gone....keep repeating like a mantra
erm... how old are you, mate? I've a feeling a few of us will be long gone before Wenger is... :|
Yes, some through natural causes some through suicide.


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:D :D :D

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It's obvious this thread want Wenger out now but def at the end of the season. Who replaces him ?
I'm looking around and don't see any obvious choices left. If Klopp was set to manage us I would be very very happy but he is doing his thing at Liverpool as we all know.
I'm sure their is someone who can be just as good but I don't know who the right choice is.

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supergeorgegraham wrote:It's obvious this thread want Wenger out now but def at the end of the season. Who replaces him ?
I'm looking around and don't see any obvious choices left. If Klopp was set to manage us I would be very very happy but he is doing his thing at Liverpool as we all know.
I'm sure their is someone who can be just as good but I don't know who the right choice is.
It's Arsenal Football Club we support not Leeds Utd. Top managers would be falling over each other to get the chance to manage us!

Someone is my choice

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supergeorgegraham wrote:It's obvious this thread want Wenger out now but def at the end of the season. Who replaces him ?
I'm looking around and don't see any obvious choices left. If Klopp was set to manage us I would be very very happy but he is doing his thing at Liverpool as we all know.
I'm sure their is someone who can be just as good but I don't know who the right choice is.
http://www.oddschecker.com/football/foo ... nt-manager

Here's how the bookies see it - Eddie Howe the favourite.....and as short as 12/1 Dragan Stojkovic, the man Wenger has handpicked to carry on his tip tap legacy and haul of virtual trophies. Take the 18/1 SkyBet are offering I would say. Dumb and Dumber won't have a fucking clue who to appoint and are bound to appoint TO1AW to some sort of ambassadorial role and probably let him choose his replacement

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IW8Goalmachine wrote:
supergeorgegraham wrote:It's obvious this thread want Wenger out now but def at the end of the season. Who replaces him ?
I'm looking around and don't see any obvious choices left. If Klopp was set to manage us I would be very very happy but he is doing his thing at Liverpool as we all know.
I'm sure their is someone who can be just as good but I don't know who the right choice is.
It's Arsenal Football Club we support not Leeds Utd. Top managers would be falling over each other to get the chance to manage us!

Someone is my choice

Bit vague there aren't you :wink:I'm presuming you meant Simeone :lol:

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supergeorgegraham wrote:It's obvious this thread want Wenger out now but def at the end of the season. Who replaces him ?
I'm looking around and don't see any obvious choices left. If Klopp was set to manage us I would be very very happy but he is doing his thing at Liverpool as we all know.
I'm sure their is someone who can be just as good but I don't know who the right choice is.
:rubchin:

Me - No Worries - Give me the remaining £4 million for this season and I'll make sure we don't play any more mindless non-productive tippy tappy...BFG, Walnutt and Ramsey would be dumped......Substitutions would be made on an as and when needed basis, rather that the current - we'll save £60k if such and such and so and so only come on after 70 minutes bullshyte...We may or may not get fourth but we might - we just might finish higher (or lower :wink: ) - we would NOT get relegated - But we would have Passion and be more entertaining than any thing we've seen in the last 8 seasons....and god help any player NOT giving 101% every game....

Also Other Rules Would Include:

No Selfies after games unless it was the last day of the season and we Win the Prem
No Social Media shyte...All BANNED
One a Month fans (No AKB's allowed) would be able to meet and ask the players any questions about football and their part in the squad OIF they have been perceived to Not have given their all in every game.
Giroud would be fined £100k for every time he cups his ears to the fans or sticks his tongue out :ewwwww: :heads:
Every Fan must chant and shout, swear and sing or be handed over to Fwank for severe reprimand...and fined
Proper Real Ale served instead of the piss poor watered down lame excuse they currently fob off as beer/lager
Any steward seen telling any Gooner/s to sit down ill be sacked after being given a good kicking.


There are a few more but I will reveal those should the board see wisdom, get rid of clueless and appoint me. :barscarf:

ps/ps Oh! and I would headbutt maureen into the middle of next year.


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OneBardGooner wrote:
supergeorgegraham wrote:It's obvious this thread want Wenger out now but def at the end of the season. Who replaces him ?
I'm looking around and don't see any obvious choices left. If Klopp was set to manage us I would be very very happy but he is doing his thing at Liverpool as we all know.
I'm sure their is someone who can be just as good but I don't know who the right choice is.
:rubchin:

Me - No Worries - Give me the remaining £4 million for this season and I'll make sure we don't play any more mindless non-productive tippy tappy...BFG, Walnutt and Ramsey would be dumped......Substitutions would be made on an as and when needed basis, rather that the current - we'll save £60k if such and such and so and so only come on after 70 minutes bullshyte...We may or may not get fourth but we might - we just might finish higher (or lower :wink: ) - we would NOT get relegated - But we would have Passion and be more entertaining than any thing we've seen in the last 8 seasons....and god help any player NOT giving 101% every game....

Also Other Rules Would Include:

No Selfies after games unless it was the last day of the season and we Win the Prem
No Social Media shyte...All BANNED
One a Month fans (No AKB's allowed) would be able to meet and ask the players any questions about football and their part in the squad OIF they have been perceived to Not have given their all in every game.
Giroud would be fined £100k for every time he cups his ears to the fans or sticks his tongue out :ewwwww: :heads:
Every Fan must chant and shout, swear and sing or be handed over to Fwank for severe reprimand...and fined
Proper Real Ale served instead of the piss poor watered down lame excuse they currently fob off as beer/lager
Any steward seen telling any Gooner/s to sit down ill be sacked after being given a good kicking.


There are a few more but I will reveal those should the board see wisdom, get rid of clueless and appoint me. :barscarf:

ps/ps Oh! and I would headbutt maureen into the middle of next year.


:proudtosay:

For what its worth you got my vote....

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no mention of sacking that annoying high pitched over excitable PA? "DENIIIIIIIL" "sooooon"

ugh :oops: :suicide:

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supergeorgegraham wrote:It's obvious this thread want Wenger out now but def at the end of the season. Who replaces him ?
I'm looking around and don't see any obvious choices left.
If Klopp was set to manage us I would be very very happy but he is doing his thing at Liverpool as we all know.
I'm sure their is someone who can be just as good but I don't know who the right choice is.
Of course obvious candidates aren't available, that is because we keep offering Wenger new contracts regardless of what he does.

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NickF wrote:
supergeorgegraham wrote:It's obvious this thread want Wenger out now but def at the end of the season. Who replaces him ?
I'm looking around and don't see any obvious choices left.
If Klopp was set to manage us I would be very very happy but he is doing his thing at Liverpool as we all know.
I'm sure their is someone who can be just as good but I don't know who the right choice is.
Of course obvious candidates aren't available, that is because we keep offering Wenger new contracts regardless of what he does.
And the board have contracted Wengeritis......dither, dither, let Klopp join the bin dippers, dither, dither let City grab Pep, dither, dither, let's stick with Wenker :banghead:

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Redarmy wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
supergeorgegraham wrote:It's obvious this thread want Wenger out now but def at the end of the season. Who replaces him ?
I'm looking around and don't see any obvious choices left. If Klopp was set to manage us I would be very very happy but he is doing his thing at Liverpool as we all know.
I'm sure their is someone who can be just as good but I don't know who the right choice is.
:rubchin:

Me - No Worries - Give me the remaining £4 million for this season and I'll make sure we don't play any more mindless non-productive tippy tappy...BFG, Walnutt and Ramsey would be dumped......Substitutions would be made on an as and when needed basis, rather that the current - we'll save £60k if such and such and so and so only come on after 70 minutes bullshyte...We may or may not get fourth but we might - we just might finish higher (or lower :wink: ) - we would NOT get relegated - But we would have Passion and be more entertaining than any thing we've seen in the last 8 seasons....and god help any player NOT giving 101% every game....

Also Other Rules Would Include:

No Selfies after games unless it was the last day of the season and we Win the Prem
No Social Media shyte...All BANNED
One a Month fans (No AKB's allowed) would be able to meet and ask the players any questions about football and their part in the squad OIF they have been perceived to Not have given their all in every game.
Giroud would be fined £100k for every time he cups his ears to the fans or sticks his tongue out :ewwwww: :heads:
Every Fan must chant and shout, swear and sing or be handed over to Fwank for severe reprimand...and fined
Proper Real Ale served instead of the piss poor watered down lame excuse they currently fob off as beer/lager
Any steward seen telling any Gooner/s to sit down ill be sacked after being given a good kicking.


There are a few more but I will reveal those should the board see wisdom, get rid of clueless and appoint me. :barscarf:

ps/ps Oh! and I would headbutt maureen into the middle of next year.


:proudtosay:

For what its worth you got my vote....
:high5:

In that case you can have Bouldy's job - But you'll have to struggle on £1.3 million a year (+ bonuses mind you!) :wink:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Redarmy wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
supergeorgegraham wrote:It's obvious this thread want Wenger out now but def at the end of the season. Who replaces him ?
I'm looking around and don't see any obvious choices left. If Klopp was set to manage us I would be very very happy but he is doing his thing at Liverpool as we all know.
I'm sure their is someone who can be just as good but I don't know who the right choice is.
:rubchin:

Me - No Worries - Give me the remaining £4 million for this season and I'll make sure we don't play any more mindless non-productive tippy tappy...BFG, Walnutt and Ramsey would be dumped......Substitutions would be made on an as and when needed basis, rather that the current - we'll save £60k if such and such and so and so only come on after 70 minutes bullshyte...We may or may not get fourth but we might - we just might finish higher (or lower :wink: ) - we would NOT get relegated - But we would have Passion and be more entertaining than any thing we've seen in the last 8 seasons....and god help any player NOT giving 101% every game....

Also Other Rules Would Include:

No Selfies after games unless it was the last day of the season and we Win the Prem
No Social Media shyte...All BANNED
One a Month fans (No AKB's allowed) would be able to meet and ask the players any questions about football and their part in the squad OIF they have been perceived to Not have given their all in every game.
Giroud would be fined £100k for every time he cups his ears to the fans or sticks his tongue out :ewwwww: :heads:
Every Fan must chant and shout, swear and sing or be handed over to Fwank for severe reprimand...and fined
Proper Real Ale served instead of the piss poor watered down lame excuse they currently fob off as beer/lager
Any steward seen telling any Gooner/s to sit down ill be sacked after being given a good kicking.


There are a few more but I will reveal those should the board see wisdom, get rid of clueless and appoint me. :barscarf:

ps/ps Oh! and I would headbutt maureen into the middle of next year.


:proudtosay:

For what its worth you got my vote....
:high5:

In that case you can have Bouldy's job - But you'll have to struggle on £1.3 million a year (+ bonuses mind you!) :wink:

What is Boulds job description....sit next to Wenger at the match and say nothing ....i could do that :D :D :D

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Redarmy wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
Redarmy wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
supergeorgegraham wrote:It's obvious this thread want Wenger out now but def at the end of the season. Who replaces him ?
I'm looking around and don't see any obvious choices left. If Klopp was set to manage us I would be very very happy but he is doing his thing at Liverpool as we all know.
I'm sure their is someone who can be just as good but I don't know who the right choice is.
:rubchin:

Me - No Worries - Give me the remaining £4 million for this season and I'll make sure we don't play any more mindless non-productive tippy tappy...BFG, Walnutt and Ramsey would be dumped......Substitutions would be made on an as and when needed basis, rather that the current - we'll save £60k if such and such and so and so only come on after 70 minutes bullshyte...We may or may not get fourth but we might - we just might finish higher (or lower :wink: ) - we would NOT get relegated - But we would have Passion and be more entertaining than any thing we've seen in the last 8 seasons....and god help any player NOT giving 101% every game....

Also Other Rules Would Include:

No Selfies after games unless it was the last day of the season and we Win the Prem
No Social Media shyte...All BANNED
One a Month fans (No AKB's allowed) would be able to meet and ask the players any questions about football and their part in the squad OIF they have been perceived to Not have given their all in every game.
Giroud would be fined £100k for every time he cups his ears to the fans or sticks his tongue out :ewwwww: :heads:
Every Fan must chant and shout, swear and sing or be handed over to Fwank for severe reprimand...and fined
Proper Real Ale served instead of the piss poor watered down lame excuse they currently fob off as beer/lager
Any steward seen telling any Gooner/s to sit down ill be sacked after being given a good kicking.


There are a few more but I will reveal those should the board see wisdom, get rid of clueless and appoint me. :barscarf:

ps/ps Oh! and I would headbutt maureen into the middle of next year.


:proudtosay:

For what its worth you got my vote....
:high5:

In that case you can have Bouldy's job - But you'll have to struggle on £1.3 million a year (+ bonuses mind you!) :wink:

What is Boulds job description....sit next to Wenger at the match and say nothing ....i could do that :D :D :D
As long as you also know how to put those little yellow cones out for the players to run around and in-between...The Jobs Yours mate! :barscarf:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Redarmy wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
Redarmy wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
:rubchin:

Me - No Worries - Give me the remaining £4 million for this season and I'll make sure we don't play any more mindless non-productive tippy tappy...BFG, Walnutt and Ramsey would be dumped......Substitutions would be made on an as and when needed basis, rather that the current - we'll save £60k if such and such and so and so only come on after 70 minutes bullshyte...We may or may not get fourth but we might - we just might finish higher (or lower :wink: ) - we would NOT get relegated - But we would have Passion and be more entertaining than any thing we've seen in the last 8 seasons....and god help any player NOT giving 101% every game....

Also Other Rules Would Include:

No Selfies after games unless it was the last day of the season and we Win the Prem
No Social Media shyte...All BANNED
One a Month fans (No AKB's allowed) would be able to meet and ask the players any questions about football and their part in the squad OIF they have been perceived to Not have given their all in every game.
Giroud would be fined £100k for every time he cups his ears to the fans or sticks his tongue out :ewwwww: :heads:
Every Fan must chant and shout, swear and sing or be handed over to Fwank for severe reprimand...and fined
Proper Real Ale served instead of the piss poor watered down lame excuse they currently fob off as beer/lager
Any steward seen telling any Gooner/s to sit down ill be sacked after being given a good kicking.


There are a few more but I will reveal those should the board see wisdom, get rid of clueless and appoint me. :barscarf:

ps/ps Oh! and I would headbutt maureen into the middle of next year.


:proudtosay:

For what its worth you got my vote....
:high5:

In that case you can have Bouldy's job - But you'll have to struggle on £1.3 million a year (+ bonuses mind you!) :wink:

What is Boulds job description....sit next to Wenger at the match and say nothing ....i could do that :D :D :D
As long as you also know how to put those little yellow cones out for the players to run around and in-between...The Jobs Yours mate! :barscarf:
There ya go - we have a new manager and assistant manager/dugout buddy/cone wrangler sorted! :barscarf: 8)

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I've had the phone switched on all day, all night and the ceeeunts still haven't phoned. :?

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