LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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best wishes for the future Lefty
I'm sure it will work out for the best
appreciate the jokes
Gazza
I'm sure it will work out for the best
appreciate the jokes
Gazza
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Lefty! Lefty! Lefty!
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Lefty! Lefty! Give Us A Joke!
Lefty! Lefty! Give Us A Joke!
Lefty! Lefty! Give Us A Joke!
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The missus said she was leaving me because I keep talking like a news reader .
More on that story later.
More on that story later.
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My girlfriend hates giving me oral sex.
I think that's what she's trying to say, anyway.
I think that's what she's trying to say, anyway.
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Thoughts go out my Mother-in-law. She's been taken to hospital after a bee landed on her face
Luckily she wasn't stung as I was too quick with the spade.
Luckily she wasn't stung as I was too quick with the spade.
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Miss Wales suffers broken pelvis and 2 broken bones in her neck after being involved in a crash on the M4.
She had a lucky escape though. The rest of the flock had to be put down.
She had a lucky escape though. The rest of the flock had to be put down.
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Even though I live at number 6, I paint no 34 on my bin so the binmen leave it near my house.
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I saw a sign in a shop window that read ‘Pay No Interest’
So I carried on walking.
So I carried on walking.
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Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex.
I woke this morning with a huge correction.
I woke this morning with a huge correction.
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A factory which makes prosthetic limbs for obese amputees was broken into last night.
Police are looking for two heavily armed men.
Police are looking for two heavily armed men.