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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2023 9:37 am
by gazzatt2
best wishes for the future Lefty
I'm sure it will work out for the best
appreciate the jokes
Gazza

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2023 1:53 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
gazzatt2 wrote:
Sat Mar 04, 2023 9:37 am
best wishes for the future Lefty
I'm sure it will work out for the best
appreciate the jokes
Gazza
Cheers Gazza 8)

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 12:33 pm
by OneBardGooner
Lefty! Lefty! Lefty! :barscarf: :wink:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 4:53 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Mar 12, 2023 12:33 pm
Lefty! Lefty! Lefty! :barscarf: :wink:
:lol: :barscarf:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 5:08 pm
by OneBardGooner
Lefty! Lefty! Give Us A Joke!

Lefty! Lefty! Give Us A Joke! :D

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 5:10 pm
by OneBardGooner
or two! :lol:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 6:12 pm
by gazzatt2
or 4

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 12:23 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
The missus said she was leaving me because I keep talking like a news reader .

More on that story later.

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 12:24 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
My girlfriend hates giving me oral sex.

I think that's what she's trying to say, anyway.

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 12:27 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Thoughts go out my Mother-in-law. She's been taken to hospital after a bee landed on her face

Luckily she wasn't stung as I was too quick with the spade.

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 1:28 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Miss Wales suffers broken pelvis and 2 broken bones in her neck after being involved in a crash on the M4.

She had a lucky escape though. The rest of the flock had to be put down.

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 1:31 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Even though I live at number 6, I paint no 34 on my bin so the binmen leave it near my house.

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 1:35 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
I saw a sign in a shop window that read ‘Pay No Interest’

So I carried on walking.

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 1:37 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex.

I woke this morning with a huge correction.

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 1:40 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
A factory which makes prosthetic limbs for obese amputees was broken into last night.

Police are looking for two heavily armed men.