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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2023 9:37 am
by gazzatt2
best wishes for the future Lefty
I'm sure it will work out for the best
appreciate the jokes
Gazza
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2023 1:53 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
gazzatt2 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 04, 2023 9:37 am
best wishes for the future Lefty
I'm sure it will work out for the best
appreciate the jokes
Gazza
Cheers Gazza
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 12:33 pm
by OneBardGooner
Lefty! Lefty! Lefty!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 4:53 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 5:08 pm
by OneBardGooner
Lefty! Lefty! Give Us A Joke!
Lefty! Lefty! Give Us A Joke!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 5:10 pm
by OneBardGooner
or two!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 6:12 pm
by gazzatt2
or 4
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 12:23 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
The missus said she was leaving me because I keep talking like a news reader .
More on that story later.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 12:24 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
My girlfriend hates giving me oral sex.
I think that's what she's trying to say, anyway.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 12:27 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Thoughts go out my Mother-in-law. She's been taken to hospital after a bee landed on her face
Luckily she wasn't stung as I was too quick with the spade.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 1:28 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Miss Wales suffers broken pelvis and 2 broken bones in her neck after being involved in a crash on the M4.
She had a lucky escape though. The rest of the flock had to be put down.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 1:31 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Even though I live at number 6, I paint no 34 on my bin so the binmen leave it near my house.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 1:35 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
I saw a sign in a shop window that read ‘Pay No Interest’
So I carried on walking.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 1:37 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex.
I woke this morning with a huge correction.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 1:40 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
A factory which makes prosthetic limbs for obese amputees was broken into last night.
Police are looking for two heavily armed men.