Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 1:43 am
I just filled my blow up doll with Helium.
Now she's playing hard to get
Now she's playing hard to get
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 1:44 am
My Gran has spent her life telling me ‘There’s no place like home’, yet when I tried to put her in one…
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 1:47 am
I hate it when people say 'Traveller community'. I prefer to use the term 'caravan utilising nomadic traveller society' or *word censored* for short
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 1:53 am
I was watching an 18 film with my little boy earlier. He said, "dad - I'm getting scared. Is that lady going to die?".
I said, "probably son judging by the size of that horse's cock!"
I said, "probably son judging by the size of that horse's cock!"
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 1:59 am
My wife has left me coz I keep getting erections in the most inappropriate of places.
The last one was in her sisters arse!!!
The last one was in her sisters arse!!!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 2:02 am
Why do deaf and dumb girls only use one hand to masturbate..........so they can moan with the other one!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 2:05 am
A patient says to her doctor, "Doctor, would you please kiss me?"
doctor says, "you are a very beautiful woman, but no. It would be against my code of ethics."
"Please, just one kiss," she pleads.
"Sorry," says the doctor, "it's out of the question. In fact, you probably shouldn't even be sucking my cock!"
doctor says, "you are a very beautiful woman, but no. It would be against my code of ethics."
"Please, just one kiss," she pleads.
"Sorry," says the doctor, "it's out of the question. In fact, you probably shouldn't even be sucking my cock!"
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 2:07 am
Being a dyslexic I downloaded Grammar Checker!
Instead of checking punctuation I've ended up wanking over 65 year old women.
Instead of checking punctuation I've ended up wanking over 65 year old women.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 12:39 pm
All Quality Lefty mate! "Thank-You"
Love the one about the mother-In-law and the bee sting !
But ALL very good!. 
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2023 7:57 am
Thanks OB1 (love star wars 
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) Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2023 1:51 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2023 2:05 amA patient says to her doctor, "Doctor, would you please kiss me?"
doctor says, "you are a very beautiful woman, but no. It would be against my code of ethics."
"Please, just one kiss," she pleads.
"Sorry," says the doctor, "it's out of the question. In fact, you probably shouldn't even be sucking my cock!"
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2023 2:05 pm
Me Too!
May The Force Be With You
(Or as Hawwy Kane says: May Thu Fourth Be With Thoo)
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2023 10:17 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Mar 14, 2023 2:05 pmMe Too!
May The Force Be With You
(Or as Hawwy Kane says: May Thu Fourth Be With Thoo)
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2023 7:24 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2023 12:27 amThoughts go out my Mother-in-law. She's been taken to hospital after a bee landed on her face
Luckily she wasn't stung as I was too quick with the spade.
All quality Lefty but this one cracked me up in particular. Not sure why. I get on great with my mother in law!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:31 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Mar 16, 2023 7:24 amLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2023 12:27 amThoughts go out my Mother-in-law. She's been taken to hospital after a bee landed on her face
Luckily she wasn't stung as I was too quick with the spade.
All quality Lefty but this one cracked me up in particular. Not sure why. I get on great with my mother in law!
I was actually thinking of my ex mother in law