The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

[Eboue-Why?]

Apparently Mahrez is joining us....yep it's true....how do I know? Because he's started following Sanogo on Twitter!!

[GoonerMuzz]

Nobody else is coming

Apart from Rodders on Deadline Day yet again!

I see Kirsty Gallagher has split up with the English international egg chaser (Cipriani) - for me Kirsty Gallagher is an absolute stunner and is way ahead of rodders favourite ssn woman (natalie)

Errrrr no.

Kirsty has destroyed herself by butching up in the gym, now her arms are all muscular and she's turned her once glorious voluptuous bosoms into two saggy chicken fillets.

Eboue-Why? sadly there shall be no deadline day explosion from me this year and when we inevitably go on to secure the VT for the 92nd consecutive year I'll be firmly keeping my undies in the up position.

No sir, you see the next time I will drop my drawers and unleash wrath on my pecker will be on that glorious day when Wanka finally F's off out of our lives

In breaking news AW has decided to clone himself off the back of his millions he's swindled from Arsenal fans so he can carry on his 'Project Youth' forever, and Rodders has decided on celibacy for life

[rodders999]

Ozil looking to get the fuck out of Wonka World and head back to Madrid according to reports this morning.

[Ed Hunter The Gooner]

Ehrm... it's much more realistic that you two shag that Kirsty bird than Arsenal buying new player.

I like your thinking on this.

But she would shoot down augie and his bald head/pot belly combo straight away. Also, I'd imagine the smell of "uncle" off his cock would put her off.

[Ed Hunter The Gooner]

Ehrm... back to transfer news from your day time fantasies... Although it's much more realistic that you two shag that Kirsty bird than Arsenal buying new player.

Anyway, according to Sky Germany Mustafi has agreed to join us... but of course the club is haggling over the price.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/ ... fee-agreed

This is being widely reported now. Can you imagine Wenger spending £25m on a defender?

No I can't and actually I just read this piece. Apparently Arsenal first offered 15m for him which is quite far away from his reported release clause of 42m. Probably 25m - 30m will do the trick but we'll see. Hopefully they can pull this off soon.

http://www.football365.com/news/arsenal ... irms-agent

[augie]

Ozil looking to get the fuck out of Wonka World and head back to Madrid according to reports this morning.

Any half decent intelligent player with ambition would already have their bags packed - mediocre players being paid above their talent level are the only one's happy to stay with our club

[Redarmy]

Ozil looking to get the fuck out of Wonka World and head back to Madrid according to reports this morning.

Any half decent intelligent player with ambition would already have their bags packed - mediocre players being paid above their talent level are the only one's happy to stay with our club

Yeah its only the shit over paid ones that love Wengers "Paradise"
Think thats how he sold it to Xaha...."Paradise"
Ridiculous pay packets for under achieving with absolutely no pressure, cannot think where this would happen anywhere else

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Ozil looking to get the fuck out of Wonka World and head back to Madrid according to reports this morning.

Any half decent intelligent player with ambition would already have their bags packed - mediocre players being paid above their talent level are the only one's happy to stay with our club

Yeah its only the shit over paid ones that love Wengers "Paradise"
Think thats how he sold it to Xaha...."Paradise"
Ridiculous pay packets for under achieving with absolutely no pressure, cannot think where this would happen anywhere else

Mouserland

[Redarmy]

Looks like agreed personal terms with Mustafa....but thats the easy bit Wenger don't mind that

Reading between the lines would say they want £25 Million and Wenger will only go to £25 million

Same old story.....

[DB10GOONER]

Looks like agreed personal terms with Mustafa....but thats the easy bit Wenger don't mind that

Reading between the lines would say they want £25 Million and Wenger will only go to £25 million

Same old story.....

Not really a problem then...

[Redarmy]

Looks like agreed personal terms with Mustafa....but thats the easy bit Wenger don't mind that

Reading between the lines would say they want £25 Million and Wenger will only go to £25 million

Same old story.....

Not really a problem then...

Yeah true .....Wenger of course low balling again

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Looks like agreed personal terms with Mustafa....but thats the easy bit Wenger don't mind that

Reading between the lines would say they want £25 Million and Wenger will only go to £25 million

Same old story.....

Not really a problem then...

Yeah true .....Wenger of course low balling again

Is the difference between what they are asking and what we are offering a Capital M

At least it's not one pound I guess

[DB10GOONER]

Looks like agreed personal terms with Mustafa....but thats the easy bit Wenger don't mind that

Reading between the lines would say they want £25 Million and Wenger will only go to £25 million

Same old story.....

Not really a problem then...

Yeah true .....Wenger of course low balling again

Still, wouldn't surprise me if Wenger "improved" his offer at the last minute and offered £18million!

[StuartL]

Looks like agreed personal terms with Mustafa....but thats the easy bit Wenger don't mind that

Reading between the lines would say they want £25 Million and Wenger will only go to £25 million

Same old story.....

Have we been given permission to talk to him ?
Usually until the fee has been agreed you are not allowed to discuss terms with the player - how would Wenker react if this was Barca with one of ours I wonder

[SteveO 35]

Looks like agreed personal terms with Mustafa....but thats the easy bit Wenger don't mind that

Reading between the lines would say they want £25 Million and Wenger will only go to £25 million

Same old story.....

Have we been given permission to talk to him ?
Usually until the fee has been agreed you are not allowed to discuss terms with the player - how would Wenker react if this was Barca with one of ours I wonder

Wenger's currently checking how many Tesco Clubcard points and Nectar points are needed to prize Mustafi away