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BBC to launch new series ,

WHO DO YOU THINK HE IS ??

I'm determined to transition into a woman

I'll get my cunnt

11:38 - Arrived at crime scene.

11:38 - Examined body. Signs of a struggle.

11:38 - Found murder weapon in drain.

11:38 - Realised watch was broken

Get my coat.

You've pulled a chauvinist

OceanGate - offering tourists the authentic Titanic experience

How many misogynists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's the slag's job.

Sarah Jessica Parker and her husband havent spent a single night apart in 31 years.

Poor bastard. Waking up every morning must be like that scene in The Godfather.

Went on Dragon's Den with my new Exfoliating Wand aimed at the beauty industry.

I didn't get an investment though. In hindsight, maybe Spa Stick wasn't the best name.

Unfortunately the inventor of the innuendo has passed away.

His wife is taking it really hard.

Passenger who took 2021 trip to see Titanic says "sub was not safe"

You?d have thought the cunnt would have mentioned it on Trip Advisor.

Ahh high school... Smoking behind the bike sheds, fingerings girls, telling teachers to go get fucked, taking random days off.

I really miss my janitors job.

I, for one, would take more notice of feminists if they put a nice dress on and wore a bit of make up.

Trans people always complain there is no bathroom for them to use, despite the fact most establishments have disabled toilets

You know when you are at that stage in your marriage when, the wife says, "Your on a promise this weekend"

And you're thinking, "I hope it's a mixed grill".

I've started a new website which rates prostitutes on the quality of their handjobs.

For more details, head over to GripAdvisor.