Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:46 am
Should stick to what they are good at........ being violin playing diddly diddly men!


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Using my Dublin accent to help me fuck all your women...gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Should stick to what they are good at........
Every girl likes a bit of rough once in her life but after a while they realise they like someone who can hold a conversation as well as they can hold a trowel!DB10GOONER wrote:Using my Dublin accent to help me fuck all your women...gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Should stick to what they are good at........
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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Every girl likes a bit of rough once in her life but after a while they realise they like someone who can hold a conversation as well as they can hold a trowel!DB10GOONER wrote:Using my Dublin accent to help me fuck all your women...gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Should stick to what they are good at........
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Or hold back the muck until the lady is ready - something you Enger-lish lads are a bit shit at, apparently...gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Every girl likes a bit of rough once in her life but after a while they realise they like someone who can hold a conversation as well as they can hold a trowel!DB10GOONER wrote:Using my Dublin accent to help me fuck all your women...gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Should stick to what they are good at........
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Well you Oirish guys do know how to work on a hole properly! You spend most of your lives digging them for us!DB10GOONER wrote:Or hold back the muck until the lady is ready - something you Enger-lish lads are a bit shit at, apparently...gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Every girl likes a bit of rough once in her life but after a while they realise they like someone who can hold a conversation as well as they can hold a trowel!DB10GOONER wrote:Using my Dublin accent to help me fuck all your women...gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Should stick to what they are good at........
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This from a nation of actors!gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Well you Oirish guys do know how to work on a hole properly! You spend most of your lives digging them for us!DB10GOONER wrote:Or hold back the muck until the lady is ready - something you Enger-lish lads are a bit shit at, apparently...gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Every girl likes a bit of rough once in her life but after a while they realise they like someone who can hold a conversation as well as they can hold a trowel!DB10GOONER wrote:Using my Dublin accent to help me fuck all your women...gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Should stick to what they are good at........
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DB10GOONER wrote:This from a nation of actors!gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Well you Oirish guys do know how to work on a hole properly! You spend most of your lives digging them for us!DB10GOONER wrote:Or hold back the muck until the lady is ready - something you Enger-lish lads are a bit shit at, apparently...gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Every girl likes a bit of rough once in her life but after a while they realise they like someone who can hold a conversation as well as they can hold a trowel!DB10GOONER wrote: Using my Dublin accent to help me fuck all your women...![]()
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To paraphrase the great Oirish writer and poet John B Keane;
"The average English man historically takes to acting and the stage because, at heart, in their mass subconcious and in the post war psyche that only victory can induce, they are, to a man, a crowd of batty boys."
Tin hats ON!Postman wrote:A young lady in the maternity ward, just prior to labor, is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband," she replies.
"O.K. do you have a boyfriend?", asks the Midwife.
"No, no boyfriend either." "Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having the baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black."
"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in an adult movie. The lead man was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes."
"Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."
At this the midwife again apologizes collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the rear.
The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Well thank God for that!"
"What do you mean?!" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that she was going to bark."