Hleb - The footage you all waited to see....

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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I Hate Hleb
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

PITY WE NO LONGER FIGHT THE SCUM DOWN THE LANE THOUGH!!

I REMEMBER THE DAYS WE WOULD GO DOWN THERE AND KICK THEIR ASSES. NOWADAYS, ANY VISITORS JUST GET ATTACKED AND DO LITTLE BACK.

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Post by Chopper »

I'm honoured that my post brought you back IHH, had a feeling you might have to comment when you saw it!

Nice Avatar, bet cartmans got hair like mine under that hat. Although do you not think it pays too much resemblence to Lampard?

Ah the lane.....dopn't you know their all going Bent and Keane down there these days. Maybe if we signed Berbatov they could have their dream partnership.

Eboue Can't Defend
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Post by Eboue Can't Defend »

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:
Can I have an ounce of what your Dad is smoking please? Wink Laughing
Run out of this month's supply of "glaucoma medication" already ECD?
U.F.G, I can't see your point?!! :wink: :lol:

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Post by U.F.G Anfield '89 »

sorry ECD i suppose my euphemism may have been blunt and perhaps a little weedy. to be honest it was shit, but feel free to "grass" about my dopey attempts to explain to our fellow gooners after all in this hot box of political debate i'm sure someone will be able to get off their high horse long enough to explain it in a better way than i could wow all this typing is making me run out of puff.

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ER...ERM...I'VE FORGOTTEN!!

Post by I Hate Hleb »

U.F.G,

I THINK YOU SHOULD BE STONED FOR STARTING THIS NEW PUN-FEST!! :roll:

ALTHOUGH A REGULAR AND HIGHLY VALUED CONTRIBUTOR TO THE PUNS BRIGADE, I THINK YOU WHERE BEING A LITTLE GREEN STARTING THIS ONE OFF. YOU KNOW IT WILL ONLY LEAD TO ARGUMENTS ALL-ROUND AND A CREATE A BLACK MOOD! I CAN ONLY SMELL TROUBLE AHEAD!

P.S.

FOR THOSE THAT DIDN'T UNDERSTAND U.F.G ANFIELD'S ORIGINAL REFERENCE ON THIS SUBJECT, 'GLAUCOMA MEDICATION' IS ANOTHER WAY OF DESCRIBING THE MIGHTY 'HERB'.

ITS AN EXCUSE SOME PEOPLE USE TO EXPLAIN WHY THEY NEED TO SMOKE THE WACKY BACCY! IT'S NOW BEEN MEDICALLY PROVEN TO HELP PEOPLE WITH THEIR EYE-SIGHT (THUS EXPLAINING ECD'S PUN ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE THE PROBLEM! :lol: ).

INDEED, SOME PEOPLE CAN EVEN GET IT ON PRESCRIPTION NOW. WHICH REMINDS ME - I REALLY MUST REMEMBER TO MAKE THAT DOCTORS APPOINTMENT!! :lol: :wink:

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Post by Eboue Can't Defend »

U.F.G Anfield'89,

I can see that this topic is beginning to create a buzz on the gooner forum!

You've really opened up a cannabis of worms now! In fact, you've given me the right hemp!!

For those of you that believe that these puns are not very good, I do think you are being a bit hash-eesh. Let me reefer you to earlier threads. For some of us, it is almost the only resin for living.

By the way, did I tell you that I proposed to my lady? That's right, I wanted to marry jo anna.

Okay, that's me done. It's time to split from this joint before it all goes to pot!!.

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CANNABIS? IT WILL BLOW YOU AWAY!!

Post by I Hate Hleb »

U.F.G ANFIELD '89,

SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!! YOU'VE CREATED A RIGHT STINK BY BEGINNING A PUN BATTLE ON THIS THEME.

WASN'T THIS THREAD ORIGINALLY STARTED TO BLOW AWAY THE MYTH THAT HLEB CAN'T PLAY? WELL, I FOR ONE, WILL NOT PARTAKE ANY LONGER IN THIS SMOKE-SCREEN!!

ANYWAY, I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE A FEW DAYS BREAK, BUT CAN'T DECIDE MY HOLIDAY DESTINATION. IT WILL PROBABLY BE IN THE MIDDLE-EAST SOMEWHERE - HEARD THE LEBANESE PEOPLE ARE NICE!! MIND YOU, I COULD TRY THAILAND!!

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