Official ADULT joke thread.... (A)

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:46 am

Just goes to show how much notice I pay doesn't it..

I didn't even know Belfast Boy was a Mod

Ted B · Post by **Ted B** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:47 am

Post by **Belfast Boy** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:19 pm

Number 5 wrote:Question.

Why are there still some of these heinous jokes on page 1?

Selective modding?

I think I know the other joke you are referring to and will delete it if requested but as it didn't actually describe certain acts with minors I left it in, now if that's looked upon as selective then so be it but I ask you, don't try to make this part of the job any more difficult and sometimes uncomfortable than it already is!

Post by **g88ner** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:11 pm

Belfast Boy wrote:I deleted a few "jokes" last nite g88ner, so it's hard to remember which was which so forgive me if I'm wrong

My "joke" was..

What's the best thing about shagging thirty-nine (39) year olds?

I won't post the punchline, but I always felt that joke was more about the clever play on words; leading you one way and revealing something else, rather than being sick and vulgar.

In hindsight, it was an error of judgement and I shouldn't have posted it

and you were right to delete it, so sorry for putting you in that position, Belfast.

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:17 pm

i know a joke about a black bloke - am i allowed to post it

Ted B · Post by **Ted B** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:23 pm

Chunky Monkey wrote:i know a joke about a black bloke - am i allowed to post it

There's no need, I'll do it for you. Here he is, having his head examined ...

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:30 pm

Belfast Boy wrote:
Number 5 wrote:Question.

Why are there still some of these heinous jokes on page 1?

Selective modding?

I think I know the other joke you are referring to and will delete it if requested but as it didn't actually describe certain acts with minors I left it in, now if that's looked upon as selective then so be it but I ask you, don't try to make this part of the job any more difficult and sometimes uncomfortable than it already is!

I'll try BB but I can't gaurantee it. I'm a bit easliy led and especially after a few special brews can tend to do some silly things.

Ted B · Post by **Ted B** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:35 pm

Personally, I find that the most offensive & controversial jokes are indeed the funniest. I don't have time for political correctness.

But that joke is hilarious.

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:41 pm

Karel wrote:Personally, I find that the most offensive & controversial jokes are indeed the funniest. I don't have time for political correctness.

But that joke is hilarious.

Which one? PM me?

Ted B · Post by **Ted B** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:46 pm

Oh shit, it's been deleted. But it was good. I'll send you it.

ds · Post by ds » Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:51 pm

Bob saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient. ''In over 20 years I havent because I try to remain professional''. With that Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest dick the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger than a AAA battery. The doctor burst into uncontrollable hysteria. ''I'm sorry, I really am, I dont know what came over me, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?''
''Its swollen'' said Bob

FOXYARSENAL · Post by **FOXYARSENAL** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:04 pm

the annual spastics swimming gala 50 mtrs free style
lane 1 bloke with no arms
lane 2 bloke with no legs
lane3 just a head
gun goes off and they all dive in,bloke with no legs takes the lead from the armless bloke,the head sinks to the bottom
armless bloke pips the legless bloke to win the race,and they fish the head out,what happened they say,head swearing and spluttering says"6 months ive been training to swim with my ears and some *word censored* puts a swimming cap on me"

Post by **Belfast Boy** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:39 pm

Lads do I really have to spell out that you can't refer to race in a derogatory fashion, and before anyone asks, it was the word that Prince Harry recently got his tatties kicked for using when referring to one of his army buds, so there's no excuse even if there were one before for not knowing that people of Asian descent find this word offensive, what is it, that people don't get about what is permissable and what is not, jokes from the Ron Atkinson school of humour are not welcome, it's as simple as that

I'm startin to get a little pissed off mopping up after people who I know are not idiots as being a total idiot would be the only excuse for not knowing you were crossing the line with jokes which were not only blatantly racist but included such gems about raping babies, and even incestuous relationships with children who were already dead, I mean WTF???

The adult joke thread was supposed to be just that, an ADULT joke thread, so the fact some chose to see it as an open invitation to post puerile garbage that wouldn't make anyone over the age of 12 laugh can be viewed as nothing more than attention seeking and the fact it's being done on what regardless of thread, remains an open and multi-racial forum means that someone else has to clean it up

GE|2|2Y · Post by **GE|2|2Y** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:03 pm

Belfast Boy wrote:Well what did yous expect??? jokes about shaggin 6yr, 9yr olds and even babies for cryin out loud are IMO an embarrasment to this forum and those responsible should catch themselves on, I know it was an adult joke thread but try actin like one

If i remember correctly it was a joke about alzheimers....

No pun intended...

GE|2|2Y · Post by **GE|2|2Y** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:07 pm

Belfast Boy wrote:Lads do I really have to spell out that you can't refer to race in a derogatory fashion, and before anyone asks, it was the word that Prince Harry recently got his tatties kicked for using when referring to one of his army buds, so there's no excuse even if there were one before for not knowing that people of Asian descent find this word offensive, what is it, that people don't get about what is permissable and what is not, jokes from the Ron Atkinson school of humour are not welcome, it's as simple as that

I can't see the big deal with calling a pakistani a ****.
It's just the same as calling an Australian an Aussie, a Scotsman a Scot or a Frenchman a *word censored*.