Need Help...Valentine IOU's!!!!!

Post by **REB** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:11 pm

Number 5 wrote:Afraid of being the "small" man rebel?

no fear with that, just a fear of touching

LeftfootlegendGooner · Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:18 pm

could it be an IOU before she leaves like the house, the xbox360 and the clk270

ds · Post by ds » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:22 pm

Ok lets all have a little party and ignore the quiet one (me) in the corners post, I'm not hurt that both Diggers and Rebel ignored my post.

digger · Post by **digger** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:52 pm

Sorry DS, missed this first time around

ds wrote:I'd like you to iron a week's worth of shirts, followed by baking a fresh pie, then fuck off and let me watch the football, then cook again, then blow me while i sip whiskey, then we'd both use the blumpkin method, then I'd quite like to do a bit of looking at porn on the net, then one final nosh. Do you think thats asking too much?

ds · Post by ds » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:35 pm

digger wrote:Sorry DS, missed this first time around

ds wrote:I'd like you to iron a week's worth of shirts, followed by baking a fresh pie, then fuck off and let me watch the football, then cook again, then blow me while i sip whiskey, then we'd both use the blumpkin method, then I'd quite like to do a bit of looking at porn on the net, then one final nosh. Do you think thats asking too much?

How did you get exactly what I was thinking of!!!!!!!!!!! You win a night with Spuddy.

You're so funny Diggers...not... I was writing what I would like someone to do to me ya mug

digger · Post by **digger** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:15 pm

ds wrote:
digger wrote:Sorry DS, missed this first time around

ds wrote:I'd like you to iron a week's worth of shirts, followed by baking a fresh pie, then fuck off and let me watch the football, then cook again, then blow me while i sip whiskey, then we'd both use the blumpkin method, then I'd quite like to do a bit of looking at porn on the net, then one final nosh. Do you think thats asking too much?
How did you get exactly what I was thinking of!!!!!!!!!!! You win a night with Spuddy.

You're so funny Diggers...not... I was writing what I would like someone to do to me ya mug

Swap the blowjobs for a bit of munching, and I reckon I'm about right

ds · Post by ds » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:34 pm

digger wrote:
ds wrote:
digger wrote:Sorry DS, missed this first time around

ds wrote:I'd like you to iron a week's worth of shirts, followed by baking a fresh pie, then fuck off and let me watch the football, then cook again, then blow me while i sip whiskey, then we'd both use the blumpkin method, then I'd quite like to do a bit of looking at porn on the net, then one final nosh. Do you think thats asking too much?
How did you get exactly what I was thinking of!!!!!!!!!!! You win a night with Spuddy.

You're so funny Diggers...not... I was writing what I would like someone to do to me ya mug
Swap the blowjobs for a bit of munching, and I reckon I'm about right

yep, and swap the whisky for JD please

digger · Post by **digger** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:35 pm

Isn't JD Whiskey?

ds · Post by ds » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:37 pm

digger wrote:Isn't JD Whiskey?

Sour mash. I hate whisky and whiskey, can sort of take bourbon but I loves my sour mash (JD)

digger · Post by **digger** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:38 pm

Fair play, can't beat a bit of Jim Beam!

ds · Post by ds » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:39 pm

digger wrote:Fair play, can't beat a bit of Jim Beam!

Yeah Jim told me you were into a bit of reaming

digger · Post by **digger** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:42 pm

The *word censored* said he wouldn't tell

ds · Post by ds » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:44 pm

digger wrote:The c**t said he wouldn't tell

He lied, and he showed me the photos, must admit the felching was a step too far for me to watch

digger · Post by **digger** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:45 pm

He told me it was an irish coffee

ds · Post by ds » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:49 pm

digger wrote:He told me it was an irish coffee