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Number 5 wrote:Afraid of being the "small" man rebel?

no fear with that, just a fear of touching

could it be an IOU before she leaves like the house, the xbox360 and the clk270

Ok lets all have a little party and ignore the quiet one (me) in the corners post, I'm not hurt that both Diggers and Rebel ignored my post.

Sorry DS, missed this first time around

ds wrote:I'd like you to iron a week's worth of shirts, followed by baking a fresh pie, then fuck off and let me watch the football, then cook again, then blow me while i sip whiskey, then we'd both use the blumpkin method, then I'd quite like to do a bit of looking at porn on the net, then one final nosh. Do you think thats asking too much?

digger wrote:Sorry DS, missed this first time around

ds wrote:I'd like you to iron a week's worth of shirts, followed by baking a fresh pie, then fuck off and let me watch the football, then cook again, then blow me while i sip whiskey, then we'd both use the blumpkin method, then I'd quite like to do a bit of looking at porn on the net, then one final nosh. Do you think thats asking too much?

How did you get exactly what I was thinking of!!!!!!!!!!! You win a night with Spuddy.

You're so funny Diggers...not... I was writing what I would like someone to do to me ya mug

ds wrote:

digger wrote:Sorry DS, missed this first time around

ds wrote:I'd like you to iron a week's worth of shirts, followed by baking a fresh pie, then fuck off and let me watch the football, then cook again, then blow me while i sip whiskey, then we'd both use the blumpkin method, then I'd quite like to do a bit of looking at porn on the net, then one final nosh. Do you think thats asking too much?

How did you get exactly what I was thinking of!!!!!!!!!!! You win a night with Spuddy.

You're so funny Diggers...not... I was writing what I would like someone to do to me ya mug

Swap the blowjobs for a bit of munching, and I reckon I'm about right

digger wrote:

ds wrote:

digger wrote:Sorry DS, missed this first time around

ds wrote:I'd like you to iron a week's worth of shirts, followed by baking a fresh pie, then fuck off and let me watch the football, then cook again, then blow me while i sip whiskey, then we'd both use the blumpkin method, then I'd quite like to do a bit of looking at porn on the net, then one final nosh. Do you think thats asking too much?

How did you get exactly what I was thinking of!!!!!!!!!!! You win a night with Spuddy.

You're so funny Diggers...not... I was writing what I would like someone to do to me ya mug

Swap the blowjobs for a bit of munching, and I reckon I'm about right

yep, and swap the whisky for JD please

Isn't JD Whiskey?

digger wrote:Isn't JD Whiskey?

Sour mash. I hate whisky and whiskey, can sort of take bourbon but I loves my sour mash (JD)

Fair play, can't beat a bit of Jim Beam!

digger wrote:Fair play, can't beat a bit of Jim Beam!

Yeah Jim told me you were into a bit of reaming

The *word censored* said he wouldn't tell

digger wrote:The c**t said he wouldn't tell

He lied, and he showed me the photos, must admit the felching was a step too far for me to watch

He told me it was an irish coffee

digger wrote:He told me it was an irish coffee