The Gooner Forum

corkbarry wrote:This thread was so riveting that i was awake all night writing a screenplay for what will surely be the most award winning film of 2010

Ok Barry, I want the names who you are going to cast the parts for...

franksav63 wrote:

g88ner wrote:Regarding the butter dilemma, I think you have 2 options...

A) warm the butter in the microwave for a few seconds so it melts a little, therefore making it SOFT AND SPREADABLE...

or B) Buy fucking margarine like the rest of us ya picky bastard!

Already mentioned that g88ner on page 1....

Arghh... I didn't see that! thanks for pointing that out Frank!

g88ner wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

g88ner wrote:Regarding the butter dilemma, I think you have 2 options...

A) warm the butter in the microwave for a few seconds so it melts a little, therefore making it SOFT AND SPREADABLE...

or B) Buy fucking margarine like the rest of us ya picky bastard!

Already mentioned that g88ner on page 1....

Arghh... I didn't see that! thanks for pointing that out Frank!

Don't worry mate, it probably got lost among the numerous posts...

g88ner wrote:Regarding the butter dilemma, I think you have 2 options...

A) warm the butter in the microwave for a few seconds so it melts a little, therefore making it SOFT AND SPREADABLE...

or B) Buy fucking margarine like the rest of us ya picky bastard!

Ah that creates another problem the wife doesnt like margarine fussy bitch And cork barry you might have hit on something there about a film but i think the plot is a bit thin but we could spread it out more

margarine just doesnt do it im afraid, i use the cheap dunnes brand butter and tis grand

mcdowell42 wrote:

g88ner wrote:Regarding the butter dilemma, I think you have 2 options...

A) warm the butter in the microwave for a few seconds so it melts a little, therefore making it SOFT AND SPREADABLE...

or B) Buy fucking margarine like the rest of us ya picky bastard!

Ah that creates another problem the wife doesnt like margarine fussy bitch And cork barry you might have hit on something there about a film but i think the plot is a bit thin but we could spread it out more

We would have to butter up some Producers or the project would be toast.

corkbarry wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:

g88ner wrote:Regarding the butter dilemma, I think you have 2 options...

A) warm the butter in the microwave for a few seconds so it melts a little, therefore making it SOFT AND SPREADABLE...

or B) Buy fucking margarine like the rest of us ya picky bastard!

Ah that creates another problem the wife doesnt like margarine fussy bitch And cork barry you might have hit on something there about a film but i think the plot is a bit thin but we could spread it out more

We would have to butter up some Producers or the project would be toast.

I've got a theme and a title, an Irish James Bond flick called:-






Kerrygold Finger.....

franksav63 wrote:

corkbarry wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:

g88ner wrote:Regarding the butter dilemma, I think you have 2 options...

A) warm the butter in the microwave for a few seconds so it melts a little, therefore making it SOFT AND SPREADABLE...

or B) Buy fucking margarine like the rest of us ya picky bastard!

Ah that creates another problem the wife doesnt like margarine fussy bitch And cork barry you might have hit on something there about a film but i think the plot is a bit thin but we could spread it out more

We would have to butter up some Producers or the project would be toast.

I've got a theme and a title, an Irish James Bond flick called:-






Kerrygold Finger.....

mcdowell42 wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

corkbarry wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:

g88ner wrote:Regarding the butter dilemma, I think you have 2 options...

A) warm the butter in the microwave for a few seconds so it melts a little, therefore making it SOFT AND SPREADABLE...

or B) Buy fucking margarine like the rest of us ya picky bastard!

Ah that creates another problem the wife doesnt like margarine fussy bitch And cork barry you might have hit on something there about a film but i think the plot is a bit thin but we could spread it out more

We would have to butter up some Producers or the project would be toast.

I've got a theme and a title, an Irish James Bond flick called:-






Kerrygold Finger.....

Sorry son...

franksav63 wrote:

corkbarry wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:

g88ner wrote:Regarding the butter dilemma, I think you have 2 options...

A) warm the butter in the microwave for a few seconds so it melts a little, therefore making it SOFT AND SPREADABLE...

or B) Buy fucking margarine like the rest of us ya picky bastard!

Ah that creates another problem the wife doesnt like margarine fussy bitch And cork barry you might have hit on something there about a film but i think the plot is a bit thin but we could spread it out more

We would have to butter up some Producers or the project would be toast.

I've got a theme and a title, an Irish James Bond flick called:-






Kerrygold Finger.....

From Birr with love
Never spread butter never again. TAXI

corkbarry wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

corkbarry wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:

g88ner wrote:Regarding the butter dilemma, I think you have 2 options...

A) warm the butter in the microwave for a few seconds so it melts a little, therefore making it SOFT AND SPREADABLE...

or B) Buy fucking margarine like the rest of us ya picky bastard!

Ah that creates another problem the wife doesnt like margarine fussy bitch And cork barry you might have hit on something there about a film but i think the plot is a bit thin but we could spread it out more

We would have to butter up some Producers or the project would be toast.

I've got a theme and a title, an Irish James Bond flick called:-






Kerrygold Finger.....

From Birr with love
Never spread butter never again. TAXI

Come on.... I said sorry.....

corkbarry wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

corkbarry wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:

g88ner wrote:Regarding the butter dilemma, I think you have 2 options...

A) warm the butter in the microwave for a few seconds so it melts a little, therefore making it SOFT AND SPREADABLE...

or B) Buy fucking margarine like the rest of us ya picky bastard!

Ah that creates another problem the wife doesnt like margarine fussy bitch And cork barry you might have hit on something there about a film but i think the plot is a bit thin but we could spread it out more

We would have to butter up some Producers or the project would be toast.

I've got a theme and a title, an Irish James Bond flick called:-






Kerrygold Finger.....

From Birr with love
Never spread butter never again. TAXI

The man with the golden CHURN.Took me hours to come up with that.

mcdowell42 wrote:

corkbarry wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

corkbarry wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote: Ah that creates another problem the wife doesnt like margarine fussy bitch And cork barry you might have hit on something there about a film but i think the plot is a bit thin but we could spread it out more

We would have to butter up some Producers or the project would be toast.

I've got a theme and a title, an Irish James Bond flick called:-






Kerrygold Finger.....

From Birr with love
Never spread butter never again. TAXI

The man with the golden CHURN.Took me hours to come up with that.

Ha ham That's worse than mine...

I've been deeply disturbed by this thread.

In your original post you clearly stated that you had a wife.
So my question is.............



"WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU MAKING YOUR OWN SANDWICH?


Did you not read the instructions when you got your wife. FFS

If you continue recklessly making your own sandwiches then things will escalate beyond your control. Before you know it your wife (acronym of Washing Ironing Fucking Etc.) will begin to think that she has a right to an opinion. Once she does that mate you're fucked. There'll be "girls nights out" and "Can you wait in for my Avon delivery" and all manner of shit that you'll have to put up with. Not only that but she'll start gobbing off to her friends about her "new rights" and before you know it, we're all fucked.

Now ask yourself, Are you going to continue making your own sandwiches, aor are you going to put her back in her place and abide by "the code"???

Took you a while to reply to this thread spud - only just finished your chores?