I went to an indian restaurant tonight..And guess what?

[DB10GOONER]

Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling

I have been for an Indian several times in Glasgow **** and I almost pissed myself!

It is even better in a Chinese too!

What is Lowland Scots for "Quick, get your knob in the unwashed lanky streak of Engerlish piss's Fried Rice?"

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling

I have been for an Indian several times in Glasgow **** and I almost pissed myself!

It is even better in a Chinese too!

Well, it would be rude to visit Glasgow & not participate in the local custom of pissing yourself in public!

[Charlie! Charlie!]

Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling

I have been for an Indian several times in Glasgow **** and I almost pissed myself!

It is even better in a Chinese too!

Well, it would be rude to visit Glasgow & not participate in the local custom of pissing yourself in public!

[RaM]

Did you see ny Indians in the restaraunt ****?

And were they being racially targeted by any violent/intimidating groups?

Indians here like to complain about that. Think that as foreign students they should have the exact same rights as domestic students.

Now I know they're just frustrated about having to spend so long on the toilet.

[ds]

noooo...i meant SINCE i had the meal

Fuck me, please no photos ****

How are we ever gonna make you into a star if you let **** fuck you but wont let him film it?

Porky’s Coming Out Of Your Mouth might have "flopped" (in a strictly financial sense of course ) but you never know Rude, Lewd & In The Gnude might just be your lucky break!

Haven't laughed so much in ages IU4GN

[Basil is a Gooner]

Haven't laughed so much in ages since you sent me that naked photo of yourself IU4GN

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Haven't laughed so much in ages since you sent me that naked photo of yourself IU4GN

Ok it’s true, it’s true… I do have the world’s longest joke tattooed on my cock in large lettering!

[Basil is a Gooner]

Haven't laughed so much in ages since you sent me that naked photo of yourself IU4GN

Ok it’s true, it’s true, why do you think I have shortened my name to IU4GN.....

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Haven't laughed so much in ages since you sent me that naked photo of yourself IU4GN

Ok it’s true, it’s true, why do you think I have shortened my name to IU4GN.....

The ‘4’ is actually a ‘B’, as in Its Up Basil Gooner Now! As you well know Basil, seeing as how you love me to the nth degree!

And yes I did shorten it, as before by the time I managed to fit the “nowâ€

[digger]

Avoid cinnamon spice in Elm Park.

Just avoid Elm Park, a fucking desolate place

****'y, try Cardamom in Hornchurch

[franksav63]

Mr G, next time you're in the Whitechapel area, I can recommend (and pardon the pun here) is Passage to India, on the Mile End Road. The canine's gonads....

[mrgnu1958]

Thanks Frank"y and Dig"sey,,but ive decided to just stick with The Asda curry.
2 meals for £6 and i never end up shitting mesell with those ones.

[charliegeorgewhocanhitem]

Dark-ish Brown ..no blood...but i tell ya...My Arse was
on fire for the 1st time.

THanks for sparing us all the gory details mate

[greatgooner]

Thanks Frank"y and Dig"sey,,but ive decided to just stick with The Asda curry.
2 meals for £6 and i never end up shitting mesell with those ones.

So ****'y was your arse like a Blood Orange a Fresh Bullet Wound or more of a Japanese Flag?

[mrgnu1958]

all i can say is that,its times like that,that i wished we had a B-dey