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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:41 pm
by DB10GOONER
Percy Dalton wrote:mrgnu1958 wrote:Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling

I have been for an Indian several times in Glasgow **** and I almost pissed myself!
It is even better in a Chinese too!
What is Lowland Scots for "Quick, get your knob in the unwashed lanky streak of Engerlish piss's Fried Rice?"

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:44 pm
by Its Up 4 Grabs Now
Percy Dalton wrote:mrgnu1958 wrote:Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling

I have been for an Indian several times in Glasgow **** and I almost pissed myself!
It is even better in a Chinese too!
Well, it would be rude to visit Glasgow & not participate in the local custom of pissing yourself in public!
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:47 pm
by Charlie! Charlie!
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Percy Dalton wrote:mrgnu1958 wrote:Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling

I have been for an Indian several times in Glasgow **** and I almost pissed myself!
It is even better in a Chinese too!
Well, it would be rude to visit Glasgow & not participate in the local custom of pissing yourself in public!

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:01 pm
by RaM
Did you see ny Indians in the restaraunt ****?
And were they being racially targeted by any violent/intimidating groups?
Indians here like to complain about that. Think that as foreign students they should have the exact same rights as domestic students.
Now I know they're just frustrated about having to spend so long on the toilet.

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:51 pm
by ds
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:51 pm
by Basil is a Gooner
ds wrote:
Haven't laughed so much in ages since you sent me that naked photo of yourself IU4GN

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:00 pm
by Its Up 4 Grabs Now
Basil is a Gooner wrote:ds wrote:
Haven't laughed so much in ages since you sent me that naked photo of yourself IU4GN

Ok it’s true, it’s true… I
do have the world’s longest joke tattooed on my cock in large lettering!
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:30 pm
by Basil is a Gooner
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Basil is a Gooner wrote:ds wrote:
Haven't laughed so much in ages since you sent me that naked photo of yourself IU4GN

Ok it’s true, it’s true, why do you think I have shortened my name to IU4GN.....
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:51 pm
by Its Up 4 Grabs Now
Basil is a Gooner wrote:Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Basil is a Gooner wrote:ds wrote:
Haven't laughed so much in ages since you sent me that naked photo of yourself IU4GN

Ok it’s true, it’s true, why do you think I have shortened my name to IU4GN.....
The ‘4’ is actually a ‘B’, as in Its Up Basil Gooner Now! As you well know Basil, seeing as how you love me to the
nth degree!
And yes I did shorten it, as before by the time I managed to fit the
“nowâ€
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:01 pm
by digger
mrgnu1958 wrote:Avoid cinnamon spice in Elm Park.

Just avoid Elm Park, a fucking desolate place
****'y, try Cardamom in Hornchurch
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:09 am
by franksav63
Mr G, next time you're in the Whitechapel area, I can recommend (and pardon the pun here) is Passage to India, on the Mile End Road. The canine's gonads....
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:44 am
by mrgnu1958
Thanks Frank"y and Dig"sey,,but ive decided to just stick with The Asda curry.
2 meals for £6 and i never end up shitting mesell with those ones.

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:25 am
by charliegeorgewhocanhitem
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:31 pm
by greatgooner
mrgnu1958 wrote:Thanks Frank"y and Dig"sey,,but ive decided to just stick with The Asda curry.
2 meals for £6 and i never end up shitting mesell with those ones.

So ****'y was your arse like a Blood Orange a Fresh Bullet Wound or more of a Japanese Flag?

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:45 pm
by mrgnu1958
all i can say is that,its times like that,that i wished we had a B-dey