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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:41 pm
by DB10GOONER
Percy Dalton wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling
:lol:
I have been for an Indian several times in Glasgow **** and I almost pissed myself!

It is even better in a Chinese too!
What is Lowland Scots for "Quick, get your knob in the unwashed lanky streak of Engerlish piss's Fried Rice?" :lol:

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:44 pm
by Its Up 4 Grabs Now
Percy Dalton wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling
:lol:
I have been for an Indian several times in Glasgow **** and I almost pissed myself!

It is even better in a Chinese too!
Well, it would be rude to visit Glasgow & not participate in the local custom of pissing yourself in public!

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:47 pm
by Charlie! Charlie!
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling
:lol:
I have been for an Indian several times in Glasgow **** and I almost pissed myself!

It is even better in a Chinese too!
Well, it would be rude to visit Glasgow & not participate in the local custom of pissing yourself in public!
:lol:

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:01 pm
by RaM
Did you see ny Indians in the restaraunt ****?

And were they being racially targeted by any violent/intimidating groups?

Indians here like to complain about that. Think that as foreign students they should have the exact same rights as domestic students. :lol: :roll:

Now I know they're just frustrated about having to spend so long on the toilet. :lol:

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:51 pm
by ds
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
ds wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:noooo...i meant SINCE i had the meal :roll:
Fuck me, please no photos **** :shock:
How are we ever gonna make you into a star if you let **** fuck you but wont let him film it? :roll: :banghead:

Porky’s Coming Out Of Your Mouth might have "flopped" (in a strictly financial sense of course :shock: :oops:) but you never know Rude, Lewd & In The Gnude might just be your lucky break!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Haven't laughed so much in ages IU4GN

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:51 pm
by Basil is a Gooner
ds wrote:
Haven't laughed so much in ages since you sent me that naked photo of yourself IU4GN
:wink:

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:00 pm
by Its Up 4 Grabs Now
Basil is a Gooner wrote:
ds wrote:
Haven't laughed so much in ages since you sent me that naked photo of yourself IU4GN
:wink:
Ok it’s true, it’s true… I do have the world’s longest joke tattooed on my cock in large lettering!

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:30 pm
by Basil is a Gooner
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
Basil is a Gooner wrote:
ds wrote:
Haven't laughed so much in ages since you sent me that naked photo of yourself IU4GN
:wink:
Ok it’s true, it’s true, why do you think I have shortened my name to IU4GN.....

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:51 pm
by Its Up 4 Grabs Now
Basil is a Gooner wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
Basil is a Gooner wrote:
ds wrote:
Haven't laughed so much in ages since you sent me that naked photo of yourself IU4GN
:wink:
Ok it’s true, it’s true, why do you think I have shortened my name to IU4GN.....
:lol:

The ‘4’ is actually a ‘B’, as in Its Up Basil Gooner Now! As you well know Basil, seeing as how you love me to the nth degree!

And yes I did shorten it, as before by the time I managed to fit the “nowâ€

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:01 pm
by digger
mrgnu1958 wrote:Avoid cinnamon spice in Elm Park. :banghead: :banghead:
Just avoid Elm Park, a fucking desolate place :shock:

****'y, try Cardamom in Hornchurch

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:09 am
by franksav63
Mr G, next time you're in the Whitechapel area, I can recommend (and pardon the pun here) is Passage to India, on the Mile End Road. The canine's gonads....

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:44 am
by mrgnu1958
Thanks Frank"y and Dig"sey,,but ive decided to just stick with The Asda curry.
2 meals for £6 and i never end up shitting mesell with those ones. :shock:

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:25 am
by charliegeorgewhocanhitem
mrgnu1958 wrote:Dark-ish Brown :x..no blood...but i tell ya...My Arse was
on fire for the 1st time. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
THanks for sparing us all the gory details mate :shock: :? :? :(

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:31 pm
by greatgooner
mrgnu1958 wrote:Thanks Frank"y and Dig"sey,,but ive decided to just stick with The Asda curry.
2 meals for £6 and i never end up shitting mesell with those ones. :shock:
So ****'y was your arse like a Blood Orange a Fresh Bullet Wound or more of a Japanese Flag? :lol:

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:45 pm
by mrgnu1958
all i can say is that,its times like that,that i wished we had a B-dey