Suprise Lady Gooners!

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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MK Gould
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lisa_gooner wrote:P.S. I am not Dutch but I was born in Harlow, god help me.
You're at least the 3rd person to make the shocking admission via this forum that they were born in Harlow! I entered life in the West Ham ghetto of Potter Street.
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Post by Chunky The Gooner »

Id settle for being 80kg Galasso !!!
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lisa_gooner wrote:Mmmm.. Galasso..

80 kg..

That would make you a cheeky bastard!

Correct!

See what happens when you flash your PhD on this forum. You get turned into Doris the Fortune Teller!

I would wish you good fortune but there is no scientific basis for good fortune, so...UP THE ARSENAL!
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Post by lisa_gooner »

indeed.
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Post by Galasso »

I can see that we are getting so desperate for the season to start that we will talk about anything.

Next thread "Come out - for the Arsenal"

Sounds like a catchy tune actually!
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Chunky The Gooner wrote:Id settle for being 80kg Galasso !!!
You've got to stay true to your screen name. You wouldn't qualify as 'chunky' then, would you?!
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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Now I have seen Lisa the Gooner from Holland on here and Eboue Cant Defend but apart from those obvious females do we have any other spys in the camp?

:lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You see what happens when you're nice to people on here, you get accused of being either effeminate (Tony Saunders), gay (ask Cesc!), a she-man (Dicko) or a woman (me)!! :roll:

Now if I was to respond in a typical T.S. manner, I would just write to Gus: you're a girl!! And I must admit, at times that tactic has been very effective for young Tony Saunders!! :shock: :? 8)

However, just in case anyone is in any real doubt, or actually believes that mischievous Gus Ceasar, I am in fact 6ft 3in of prime male beefcake!! 8) :wink: :lol:

Okay, maybe not 6ft 3in; and I might have exaggerated the bit about being in my prime; and okay, if pushed, I would have to admit I'm probably not a beef-cake either! :roll: :shock: - but apart from that, I was as spot on as Gus!! :oops: :roll: (And a man's allowed to dream isn't he? :roll: :lol: .)

Galasso, I'm very disappointed - but not surprised :roll: - in you saying that if I were a woman, you still wouldn't take me!! :( Rejection is hard for anyone to take. I am a human being and I too have feelings! :cry:

Plus the fact that you don't know what you're missing - because I give really good head!! :lol: :wink: Think about that next time you choose to be so dismissive about someone!! :x :wink:

Belfast Boy, How could you possible believe the rumour started by Gus that I was a girl? I know that you Irish lads have the ability to charm the pants of the ladies, and that I have been gushing in my admiration of you Irish boys in previous posts, but that really is a case of 2 plus 2 = 5 (or in the right surroundings, an orgy!! 8) 8) :wink: :lol: )

So for any real gooner ladies out there reading this thread, there's no need to worry - I am still very much on the market and available!! 8) :wink: :lol:
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I thought as I read through that Gus' revelations about ECD were in fact a joke.

Wow, an astrophysicist on here, cool.

At one stage I really wanted to do that...but I desperately hate maths...

Now I'm thinking of Immunobiology, Medicine, or being a novelist!
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RaM wrote:
Wow, an astrophysicist on here, cool.

At one stage I really wanted to do that...but I desperately hate maths...

Now I'm thinking of Immunobiology, Medicine, or being a novelist!
ram u lost me when u talk bout school,, ECD NOT A WOMAN,, christ thought ye were all woman on here,, is this not a datin site :?:
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No you must be thinking of the whorehouse down the road, but its usually only Spuds and Chel$ki fans seen in there...
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RaM wrote:No you must be thinking of the whorehouse down the road, but its usually only Spuds and Chel$ki fans seen in there...
bit early 4 me 2 be thinking 2 much ram,, just goin 2 work so brain not on yet,, :mrgreen:
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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

Only on here!

I set up a oppurtunity for you single lads to talk to some lovely ladies which would cost you £1 a minute on some phone lines and what happens......

You turn it into a debate on weight and astrology!

Timothy Lumsden's the lot of you!
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Post by Chunky The Gooner »

Ah Timothy Lumsden !

"Language Timothy "
"Sorry Mother ! "
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Post by Chunky The Gooner »

Ah Timothy Lumsden !

"Language Timothy "
"Sorry Mother ! "
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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:After the shock suprise that Sarah (aka Dicko) is in fact one of the fairer sex and much to the bemusement of IHH I was wondering.... :?:

Do we have any other young Gooner lovelys on here who ...wait for it.......like to be taken up the Arse? :shock:

Now I have seen Lisa the Gooner from Holland on here and Eboue Cant Defend but apart from those obvious females do we have any other spys in the camp?

:lol:
I didn't think I was hiding anything.
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