Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:31 pm
): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
REBEL GOONER wrote:): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Quality.
Speaking of noshing (calm down, Spuddy
);Years ago I had this girlfriend that decided she would do something really special for my birthday (she was a very considerate person) and asked me what my ultimate fantasy was (that didn't involve extra women, whips, animals or snuff movie re-enactments).
I was a bit surprised and blurted out I'd love to get noshed while drinking a cold beer and watching an Arsenal match (you know - the holy trinity; beer, footy and poontang
).Next televised game and I'm sitting on the couch, supping a cold beer, she's noshing like she's trying to suck start a jet through a garden hose and the Arsenal are on the telly. Perfect, right?
Wrong.
I couldn't concentrate on the noshing because we were fucking missing chances left and right on the telly. In the end she just fucking started annoying me and I pushed her away and watched the rest of the match.
Unfortunately, after the game, when I went looking for the rest of my nosh I realised what a truly selfish and unreasonable person she was when she told me to, and I quote, "Fuck right off!" unquote.
She'll never know how close she came to an engagement ring...
