The Gooner Forum

olgitgooner wrote:Personally, I'm delighted that I am now "thin on top".

The reason I'm delighted is that it's taken me 58 years to get to this stage!

My Dad was bald before he was forty. AND he used to have a Bobby Charlton style! He's been dead for over twenty years. I still miss the old sod.

flash gunner wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:Personally, I'm delighted that I am now "thin on top".

The reason I'm delighted is that it's taken me 58 years to get to this stage!

My Dad was bald before he was forty. AND he used to have a Bobby Charlton style! He's been dead for over twenty years. I still miss the old sod.

My dad had a full head of hair so for all my other faults i dont think baldness will strike me, he died 8 years ago it would haven been his 62 b/day in a week or so miss him loads too mate

OneBardGooner wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:Personally, I'm delighted that I am now "thin on top".

The reason I'm delighted is that it's taken me 58 years to get to this stage!

My Dad was bald before he was forty. AND he used to have a Bobby Charlton style! He's been dead for over twenty years. I still miss the old sod.

My dad had a full head of hair so for all my other faults i dont think baldness will strike me, he died 8 years ago it would haven been his 62 b/day in a week or so miss him loads too mate

Ah! FG but did you know that it usually skips a generation...so if a dad has a good head of hair there's always the chance the son/s will lose theirs at some point!

Give it a few years and maybe we'll be nviting you to the Shiney Tops Club

OneBardGooner wrote:Tell you mate when I first discovered I was losing my barnet - I went into a MAJOR Funk & Strop.....Feck ...but as with all such things what can ya do!?

Have a ickle drink and another and...well you get the picture!

maybe we should ahve a Baldy Emoticon....


Yes, I know they're ALL already Baldy...but...aaah feck it.

flash gunner wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:Personally, I'm delighted that I am now "thin on top".

The reason I'm delighted is that it's taken me 58 years to get to this stage!

My Dad was bald before he was forty. AND he used to have a Bobby Charlton style! He's been dead for over twenty years. I still miss the old sod.

My dad had a full head of hair so for all my other faults i dont think baldness will strike me, he died 8 years ago it would haven been his 62 b/day in a week or so miss him loads too mate

Ah! FG but did you know that it usually skips a generation...so if a dad has a good head of hair there's always the chance the son/s will lose theirs at some point!

Give it a few years and maybe we'll be nviting you to the Shiney Tops Club

oh shit!!!

pixie wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:Personally, I'm delighted that I am now "thin on top".

The reason I'm delighted is that it's taken me 58 years to get to this stage!

My Dad was bald before he was forty. AND he used to have a Bobby Charlton style! He's been dead for over twenty years. I still miss the old sod.

My dad had a full head of hair so for all my other faults i dont think baldness will strike me, he died 8 years ago it would haven been his 62 b/day in a week or so miss him loads too mate

Ah! FG but did you know that it usually skips a generation...so if a dad has a good head of hair there's always the chance the son/s will lose theirs at some point!

Give it a few years and maybe we'll be nviting you to the Shiney Tops Club

oh shit!!!

On the bright side flash , you won`t have to worry about the difference between shampoo and conditioner!

franksav63 wrote:But on the downside, extra suntan lotion has to be obtained (for a quick slap on top) according to OBG...

OneBardGooner wrote:

franksav63 wrote:But on the downside, extra suntan lotion has to be obtained (for a quick slap on top) according to OBG...

How Very True Mate - the only thing worse than a sunburnt head is a errhmmm errhhmm Sunburnt Knob

well so I'm told

Charlie! Charlie! wrote:

franksav63 wrote:Nice one, g88ner, I just covered quite well, now I look like a tennis ball that's been hammered for 5 sets without being changed....

Oh well, it must be a mid-life crisis, coz I got an Arsenal tattoo done yesterday, I've got a picture of it, but can't find the cable to connect my camera to the laptop (must be going blind also) it's the old style cannon, pointing the correct way (to the left) I'll post it up here when I can find the bastard cable...