would you date an unintelligent/ borderline retarded woman?

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I Hate Hleb wrote:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:That's funny because I've heard you like it rough!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Only in your dreams :wink:
Oh.....you know about them then? :oops: :oops: Sorry about that mate, but I guarantee you that in the dreams you enjoy the experience as well. 8) 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
Lets be honest mate. It's only in dreams that anyone would ever enjoy a shag from you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

So I'm efficent - never done the Germans much harm!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Jaysus :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


Quick, say you mean their engineering is good before someone has a connery :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:
ds wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:That's funny because I've heard you like it rough!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Only in your dreams :wink:
Oh.....you know about them then? :oops: :oops: Sorry about that mate, but I guarantee you that in the dreams you enjoy the experience as well. 8) 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
Are you ****/is he you?? That is the sort of thing he says :shock:
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SPUDMASHER wrote: Quick, say you mean their engineering is good before someone has a connery :lol: :lol: :wink:
Hello Mish Moneypenny. :wink:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's exactly what I meant!! I actually suffer from postmature ejaculation - and I don't mean I have an orgasm everytime a letter sent ages ago finally arrives!!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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ds wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
ds wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:That's funny because I've heard you like it rough!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Only in your dreams :wink:
Oh.....you know about them then? :oops: :oops: Sorry about that mate, but I guarantee you that in the dreams you enjoy the experience as well. 8) 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
Are you ****/is he you?? That is the sort of thing he says :shock:
God forbid no!!! :worried: :worried: :worried: :mrgnu: :mrgnu: :mrgnu: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: It's just what you bring out in us men ds with your sexually provocative writing!!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

That's exactly what I meant!! I actually suffer from postmature ejaculation - and I don't mean I have an orgasm everytime a letter sent ages ago finally arrives!!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Postmature Ejaculation? :?

You mean when something is beyond just being mature? As in it’s very old, or even dead? :shock: And that’s what makes you cum? :shock: :shock:

Look out Olgit, Hlebby’s on his way over to the retirement home with a nasty surprise! :lol:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:
ds wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
ds wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:That's funny because I've heard you like it rough!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Only in your dreams :wink:
Oh.....you know about them then? :oops: :oops: Sorry about that mate, but I guarantee you that in the dreams you enjoy the experience as well. 8) 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
Are you ****/is he you?? That is the sort of thing he says :shock:
God forbid no!!! :worried: :worried: :worried: :mrgnu: :mrgnu: :mrgnu: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: It's just what you bring out in us men ds with your sexually provocative writing!!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
:shock: :?: How in gods name do you work that out????? Why is it suddenly my fault????
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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

That's exactly what I meant!! I actually suffer from postmature ejaculation - and I don't mean I have an orgasm everytime a letter sent ages ago finally arrives!!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Postmature Ejaculation? :?

You mean when something is beyond just being mature? As in it’s very old, or even dead? :shock: And that’s what makes you cum? :shock: :shock:

Look out Olgit, Hlebby’s on his way over to the retirement home with a nasty surprise! :lol:
Oh, I had it down that he's just got a really cheesy cock. :? :wink:
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Because you are a woman, and women were only put on this earth to provoke us in one way or another!! :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Number 5 wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

That's exactly what I meant!! I actually suffer from postmature ejaculation - and I don't mean I have an orgasm everytime a letter sent ages ago finally arrives!!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Postmature Ejaculation? :?

You mean when something is beyond just being mature? As in it’s very old, or even dead? :shock: And that’s what makes you cum? :shock: :shock:

Look out Olgit, Hlebby’s on his way over to the retirement home with a nasty surprise! :lol:
Oh, I had it down that he's just got a really cheesy cock. :? :wink:
Maybe it's both. Maybe he's on his way over to Olgit's retirement home or off on a Saga sex cruise with his cheesy cock! If he offers you parmesan with your spag bol Olgit, just say no!!!
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Number 5 wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

That's exactly what I meant!! I actually suffer from postmature ejaculation - and I don't mean I have an orgasm everytime a letter sent ages ago finally arrives!!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Postmature Ejaculation? :?

You mean when something is beyond just being mature? As in it’s very old, or even dead? :shock: And that’s what makes you cum? :shock: :shock:

Look out Olgit, Hlebby’s on his way over to the retirement home with a nasty surprise! :lol:
Oh, I had it down that he's just got a really cheesy cock. :? :wink:
You're both right!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
Number 5 wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

That's exactly what I meant!! I actually suffer from postmature ejaculation - and I don't mean I have an orgasm everytime a letter sent ages ago finally arrives!!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Postmature Ejaculation? :?

You mean when something is beyond just being mature? As in it’s very old, or even dead? :shock: And that’s what makes you cum? :shock: :shock:

Look out Olgit, Hlebby’s on his way over to the retirement home with a nasty surprise! :lol:
Oh, I had it down that he's just got a really cheesy cock. :? :wink:
Maybe it's both. Maybe he's on his way over to Olgit's retirement home or off on a Saga sex cruise with his cheesy cock! If he offers you parmesan with your spag bol Olgit, just say no!!!
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:
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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Maybe it's both. Maybe he's on his way over to Olgit's retirement home or off on a Saga sex cruise with his cheesy cock! If he offers you parmesan with your spag bol Olgit, just say no!!!
And as for garlic dough balls............................

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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