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digger wrote:
N1AFC wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:N1AFC, if you happen to know any gay couples, then they are the ones to tap up.

They mostly have two incomes, and no children to bleed them dry of cash.

Just a thought. :wink:
Haha it's not me thats looking for money mate it's charliev!
I bet you're considering it though :lol:
Depends how good the money is Digger, the fact is I'm probably too old for the gays so I'll have to find a rich old blind woman....know any? :lol:
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digger wrote::oops: It's been a long day.... She'd only need to nosh 300 people off :lol:

£1 a minute seems the going rate for a shagathon. She'd need to spend 50 hours on her back, and she'd probably squelch when she walked.

Sorry, this is really disrespectful. But what the fuck do you expect when you come on a football forum asking for money? :lol:
If she really loved him she'd do it.
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Post by FrenchGun »

Reading all these coments, only one thing comes to my mind.....



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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
digger wrote::oops: It's been a long day.... She'd only need to nosh 300 people off :lol:

£1 a minute seems the going rate for a shagathon. She'd need to spend 50 hours on her back, and she'd probably squelch when she walked.

Sorry, this is really disrespectful. But what the fuck do you expect when you come on a football forum asking for money? :lol:
If she really loved him she'd do it.
If she really loved him she'd get her rich parents to lend him the fucking money! :barscarf:
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N1AFC wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
digger wrote::oops: It's been a long day.... She'd only need to nosh 300 people off :lol:

£1 a minute seems the going rate for a shagathon. She'd need to spend 50 hours on her back, and she'd probably squelch when she walked.

Sorry, this is really disrespectful. But what the fuck do you expect when you come on a football forum asking for money? :lol:
If she really loved him she'd do it.
If she really loved him she'd get her rich parents to lend him the fucking money! :barscarf:
If she had rich parents she wouldnt be with a broke student. Trust me I have tried!!!
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seamoisalegend wrote: If she had rich parents she wouldnt be with a broke student. Trust me I have tried!!!
Oh well, on her back it is then! :barscarf:
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N1AFC wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:N1AFC, if you happen to know any gay couples, then they are the ones to tap up.

They mostly have two incomes, and no children to bleed them dry of cash.

Just a thought. :wink:
Haha it's not me thats looking for money mate it's charliev!
Apologies, N1 :oops: :oops: :oops: It's me age. And worrying about the idea of lending money to somebody. The last time I did that, it was a ten bob note. And I'm still waiting for repayment. :evil:
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N1AFC wrote:Depends how good the money is Digger, the fact is I'm probably too old for the gays so I'll have to find a rich old blind woman....know any? :lol:
I dunno, there are some older gay gentlemen. You could be the meat in a Stephen Fry and Elton John sandwich :lol:
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digger wrote:
N1AFC wrote:Depends how good the money is Digger, the fact is I'm probably too old for the gays so I'll have to find a rich old blind woman....know any? :lol:
I dunno, there are some older gay gentlemen. You could be the meat in a Stephen Fry and Elton John sandwich :lol:
Fucking hell thanks for planting that nice thought.... :shock: thats me off my food for the weekend then :lol:
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Am i bending over far enough :mooner: :mooner: :mooner: :mooner:
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olgitgooner wrote:
N1AFC wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:N1AFC, if you happen to know any gay couples, then they are the ones to tap up.

They mostly have two incomes, and no children to bleed them dry of cash.

Just a thought. :wink:
Haha it's not me thats looking for money mate it's charliev!
Apologies, N1 :oops: :oops: :oops: It's me age. And worrying about the idea of lending money to somebody. The last time I did that, it was a ten bob note. And I'm still waiting for repayment. :evil:
No worries mate, what a fucking place to come asking for money...not like it's a fucking tenner either. I don't even lend money to my mrs....but I am Scottish :lol:
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N1AFC wrote:
digger wrote:
N1AFC wrote:Depends how good the money is Digger, the fact is I'm probably too old for the gays so I'll have to find a rich old blind woman....know any? :lol:
I dunno, there are some older gay gentlemen. You could be the meat in a Stephen Fry and Elton John sandwich :lol:
Fucking hell thanks for planting that nice thought.... :shock: thats me off my food for the weekend then :lol:
You'll never look at Coq au Vin in the same way again :lol:
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digger wrote:
N1AFC wrote:
digger wrote:
N1AFC wrote:Depends how good the money is Digger, the fact is I'm probably too old for the gays so I'll have to find a rich old blind woman....know any? :lol:
I dunno, there are some older gay gentlemen. You could be the meat in a Stephen Fry and Elton John sandwich :lol:
Fucking hell thanks for planting that nice thought.... :shock: thats me off my food for the weekend then :lol:
You'll never look at Coq au Vin in the same way again :lol:
:lol: :lol:

It's Coq au Man I don't want to be looking at! :lol:
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N1AFC wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
digger wrote::oops: It's been a long day.... She'd only need to nosh 300 people off :lol:

£1 a minute seems the going rate for a shagathon. She'd need to spend 50 hours on her back, and she'd probably squelch when she walked.

Sorry, this is really disrespectful. But what the fuck do you expect when you come on a football forum asking for money? :lol:
If she really loved him she'd do it.
If she really loved him she'd get her rich parents to lend him the fucking money! :barscarf:
What - and miss out on giving all those blow jobs? :shock: :? Now that would be really selfish!!! :roll: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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NBN wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:Look..im deadly serious here..If i was really down and out,id just go and sell me Arse.

SORTED!!!
Not sure you'd get too many takers.

There are many easy ways to make £3000. The standard rate for doing a porno is £500 so 6 fucks and your sorted. The average haul when ram-raiding an off-licence is £5000 so you only need to do that once and will have enough for a nice holiday left over. Or why not do the unthinkable and get a job.


Are you crazy NBN?? Suggesting that a student gets a job is like suggesting we all go down to shite hart lane and get behind the spuds :-P
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